View Full Version : Misery Fightin' Tiggers vs. Group Hug University Ski Hippies
I'm having a hard time deciding if Mizzou is THIS good, or Colorado is THIS bad.
Right now, I'll go with the latter, because Dan Hawkins looks like that kid from Witness all grown up and incapable of coaching major-college football...:D
SelmaBamaFan
9/30/2006, 12:11 PM
Im flipping over every now and then, last score I saw was 7-3?
SelmaBamaFan
9/30/2006, 12:12 PM
Ah, 14-3 now, big run by Baffoonaloes though.
SelmaBamaFan
9/30/2006, 12:14 PM
Hmmm seems Colorado cant move the ball unless the other team scores on them hehe. Nice drive so far.
Dude, this game is shaping up to be a frickin' track meet. SWEET!!!
This is taking me back to the golden years of Big 8 football, when it seemed like every damn team would just run the option up and down the field on each other. :D
SelmaBamaFan
9/30/2006, 12:16 PM
Did you see the juggalies on that chick in the crowd??! Didnt know Mizzou grew chicks like that. :eek:
Frozen Sooner
9/30/2006, 12:19 PM
She can show me...
Note to self: Go to game in Columbia next month. :D
fadada1
9/30/2006, 12:20 PM
cu might put up a goose egg this year. they ARE, that bad.
Paperclip
9/30/2006, 12:20 PM
Wait a minute. Colorado only got 4 downs there.
Does CU play aggy? That could go a long way to determining if they finish with the golden egg....
King Crimson
9/30/2006, 12:22 PM
CU's tackling is atrocious. but, Mizzou's #1 ranked D is hardly "all that".
Mizzou's offense looks to be for real. Their defense, not so much.
royalfan5
9/30/2006, 12:22 PM
cu might put up a goose egg this year. they ARE, that bad.
They get Baylor and K-State at home, they will win at least one of those two games.
SelmaBamaFan
9/30/2006, 12:23 PM
ZOMG!!!
A punt!!
Wait, is that....A PUNT?
BOOOOOOOOOO!!!
SelmaBamaFan
9/30/2006, 12:24 PM
Punting is ghey. Im turning back to the LSU game where only ONE team is having to punt.
King Crimson
9/30/2006, 12:24 PM
Colorado opened the game playing some kind of goofball 3-3-5 D. it was stupid.
royalfan5
9/30/2006, 12:25 PM
Being a Mizzou fan has to be terrible because your always waiting for the other shoe to drop, especially with John L. Pinkel running the show.
King Crimson
9/30/2006, 12:26 PM
does Hawkins get his hair cut the same place as John Daly?
SelmaBamaFan
9/30/2006, 12:26 PM
Colorado opened the game playing some kind of goofball 3-3-5 D. it was stupid.
A lot of teams are playing that this year after seeing Bama use it to kill Florida's spread option attack last year (and T Techs offense for that matter). Ya gotta have AWESOME LB's for it to work though.
Being a Mizzou fan has to be terrible because your always waiting for the other shoe to drop, especially with John L. Pinkel running the show.
Meh, they're probably used to it by now. ;)
Paperclip
9/30/2006, 12:28 PM
The CU qb has definitely mastered the "get rid of it to avoid the sack" throw.
SelmaBamaFan
9/30/2006, 12:34 PM
Well this thread kinda... died.
Paperclip
9/30/2006, 12:34 PM
Well this thread kinda... died.
That's what I do.
royalfan5
9/30/2006, 12:34 PM
Well this thread kinda... died.
just like CU's football program has. ...rimshot....
SelmaBamaFan
9/30/2006, 12:35 PM
just like CU's football program has. ...rimshot....
Hey, I stand 'em up...
SelmaBamaFan
9/30/2006, 12:37 PM
Wow, that time CU lined up in a 1-5-5 defense lol.
Paperclip
9/30/2006, 12:37 PM
Is Daniel one of the top 2 or 3 qb's in the league? Is he the best?
royalfan5
9/30/2006, 12:38 PM
Is Daniel one of the top 2 or 3 qb's in the league? Is he the best?
He's at worst 2nd best in the North.
SelmaBamaFan
9/30/2006, 12:39 PM
Nice punt.
Paperclip
9/30/2006, 12:39 PM
He's at worst 2nd best in the North.
Zac Taylor?
SelmaBamaFan
9/30/2006, 12:42 PM
Nice punt by Colora.... Oh wait.
royalfan5
9/30/2006, 12:45 PM
Zac Taylor?
or Bret Meyer. Those three are clearly better than other 3. Taylor and Meyer have been in with much better competion than Daniel has in his short career as a starter. Daniel may be the best but I will wait to see how he fairs against the Big XII before anointing him as such.
Paperclip
9/30/2006, 12:45 PM
nice pick
Paperclip
9/30/2006, 12:45 PM
or Bret Meyer. Those three are clearly better than other 3. Taylor and Meyer have been in with much better competion than Daniel has in his short career as a starter. Daniel may be the best but I will wait to see how he fairs against the Big XII before anointing him as such.
I always forget about Meyer.
SelmaBamaFan
9/30/2006, 12:46 PM
OMG!!! Miss St. scored a FG!!!!
King Crimson
9/30/2006, 12:47 PM
Wow, that time CU lined up in a 1-5-5 defense lol.
see that's the kind of stuff i was talking about. after Mizzou waltzed down the field on their first possession....i thought they'd gone away from it.
CU OL play on the weakass option they are trying to run is crap.
SelmaBamaFan
9/30/2006, 12:48 PM
South Carolina ran a defense with one down lineman last year when we played them. I think that was the last time they tried it.
King Crimson
9/30/2006, 12:51 PM
nice CU.
SelmaBamaFan
9/30/2006, 12:52 PM
Well, I can see why the CU coach has been going for it on 4th down now lol.
King Crimson
9/30/2006, 12:56 PM
Well, I can see why the CU coach has been going for it on 4th down now lol.
yeah, i tell you i question both those decisions....though.
CU is as bad on 3rd down on D as they are on O.
Alright, I'm back. Had to run to McDonald's for my "morning after" meal.
And yes, I KNOW it's afternoon. Shut up, I'm hungover. :D
Looks like I'm back in time to see another score. Hooray for nothing happening while i was gone!
Frozen Sooner
9/30/2006, 12:59 PM
You know, there was a statistical analysis that was done that showed that in the NFL that it's a better idea to just go for it on anything less than 4th and 4, with the distance getting further the farther you are down the field, until it starts getting shorter again within field goal range.
King Crimson
9/30/2006, 12:59 PM
Alright, I'm back. Had to run to McDonald's for my "morning after" meal.
And yes, I KNOW it's afternoon. Shut up, I'm hungover. :D
Looks like I'm back in time to see another score. Hooray for nothing happening while i was gone!
did you get me some fries?
SelmaBamaFan
9/30/2006, 01:01 PM
Alright, I'm back. Had to run to McDonald's for my "morning after" meal.
And yes, I KNOW it's afternoon. Shut up, I'm hungover. :D
Looks like I'm back in time to see another score. Hooray for nothing happening while i was gone!
I thought yall had whataburgers in those parts?
We do, but when you're hung over, it's TEH LAW to get a quarter pounder with cheese. :D
SelmaBamaFan
9/30/2006, 01:10 PM
Pffft... its THE LAW to get a ham and cheese omelete from the Waffle House on the way home. That way your hung over *** dont have to get anything to eat the next day!
King Crimson
9/30/2006, 01:13 PM
We do, but when you're hung over, it's TEH LAW to get a quarter pounder with cheese. :D
where i live that law is called smothed bean and chicharrones burrito with a chicken and rice burrito with chile inside for later on. high in anti-oxidents.
Paperclip
9/30/2006, 01:14 PM
Ok, somebody needs to put the Michigan St. radio dude on suicide watch. They're currently being abused by freaking Illinois.
SelmaBamaFan
9/30/2006, 01:14 PM
SCATTERED COVERED CHUNKED!!!
Nuff ****ing said! :D
Pffft... its THE LAW to get a ham and cheese omelete from the Waffle House on the way home. That way your hung over *** dont have to get anything to eat the next day!
Yeah, well, YOUR LAW doesn't apply when you live in a backwater town that doesn't HAVE a Waffle House, ya cracka-*ss cracka. ;)
SelmaBamaFan
9/30/2006, 01:16 PM
You dont have a waffle house? wtf?
SelmaBamaFan
9/30/2006, 01:16 PM
WTF was that TCU coach ranting about?
Ok, somebody needs to put the Michigan St. radio dude on suicide watch. They're currently being abused by freaking Illinois.
Heh. GO, FIGHTIN' ZOOKS!!!
On the subject of our ESPN2 "bonus coverage"...who the f*ck at ESPN graduated from Indiana, anyways? Seriously, who the hell thought Wisconsin/Indiana was a game worth televising nationally? OF COURSE you're gonna have to switch to another game!
Gah.
You dont have a waffle house? wtf?
Hey, they ARE getting a Quizno's, though.
And, of course, COUNTRY FEVER. :D
Paperclip
9/30/2006, 01:18 PM
They were trying to milk the coach with the brain surgery angle, but that only takes you so far.
Paperclip
9/30/2006, 01:20 PM
In an unrelated story, the White Sox are coming dangerously close to making my entire day.
Why? Are they disbanding the team?
Signed,
Cub Fan
:D
Holy sh*t! I think Colorado just tripled their passing yardage in one play. :D
And we've got ourselves a ballgame?
SelmaBamaFan
9/30/2006, 01:24 PM
****, halftime is over? dammit.
Paperclip
9/30/2006, 01:25 PM
I was actually interested in the Michigan St/Illinois game. Thank goodness they switched over to Syracuse and Wyoming.
SelmaBamaFan
9/30/2006, 01:26 PM
I was actually interested in the Michigan St/Illinois game. Thank goodness they switched over to Syracuse and Wyoming.
No kiddin'.
King Crimson
9/30/2006, 01:26 PM
syracuse's unis will burn out your retinas.
God bless ESPN and their ADD-riddled control board operator.
"OOH, WHAT ELSE IS ON?!?!?!!"
:D
SelmaBamaFan
9/30/2006, 01:27 PM
It's their Throw Up jerseys.
Octavian
9/30/2006, 01:31 PM
Daniel is gonna be a helluva quarterback
it's almost as if they called Nike and said, "We need uniforms so repellant, so ugly, so awful, that they make the guy dressed up like a giant orange with a baseball cap look tasteful and refined."
And Nike was like, "Yeah, we can do that...but are you sure you wouldn't rather have the SAME JERSEY WE MAKE EVERYONE ELSE WEAR THIS YEAR?"
King Crimson
9/30/2006, 01:36 PM
this game is turning into a race to the bottom. nice execution by the pickler on the throwback play and fake FG.
Dude, nice "tackle" by the punter to save the touchdown.
"Okay, I'm just gonna stand here, and when the return guy RUNS OVER ME as if I weren't even there, he'll trip on me." :D
SelmaBamaFan
9/30/2006, 01:39 PM
HE WAS IN BOUNDS!!!!
King Crimson
9/30/2006, 01:40 PM
Dude, nice "tackle" by the punter to save the touchdown.
"Okay, I'm just gonna stand here, and when the return guy RUNS OVER ME as if I weren't even there, he'll trip on me." :D
no kidding.
CU just got jobbed. that was an INT
Octavian
9/30/2006, 01:41 PM
Michigan St. is terrible btw...
King Crimson
9/30/2006, 01:43 PM
oh no!
boooooo!!!!
proudsoonergal
9/30/2006, 01:44 PM
Huh? Maybe because he didn't control the ball.
SelmaBamaFan
9/30/2006, 01:44 PM
Wow, instant replay strikes again.
fadada1
9/30/2006, 01:44 PM
i want cu to lose just as much as anyone, but this is simply getting silly now.
that... was an INT.
SelmaBamaFan
9/30/2006, 01:44 PM
He looked like he caught it to me, with his hands...
fadada1
9/30/2006, 01:46 PM
seriously, what are these guys looking at??
King Crimson
9/30/2006, 01:47 PM
more great Buff tackling
Octavian
9/30/2006, 01:47 PM
wow..the instant replay officials just blew a huge call in the Michigan St-Fighting Zookers pillow fight
at least college football is consistent
fadada1
9/30/2006, 01:47 PM
fortunately for cu, there are plenty other opportunities for them to lose this game.
SelmaBamaFan
9/30/2006, 01:49 PM
The conversation in the replay booth:
RPO1 (replay official 1)- He caught it, and his foot's in bounds. Guess we're gonna have to reverse it.
RPO2 - You sure?
RPO1 - Yeah, look right there... see it?
RPO2 - Here's 50 bucks, I dont see ****.
RPO1 - Hmmm... now that you mention it, you're right.
RPO2 - Damn right, go Mizzu!!
Sooner Eclipse
9/30/2006, 01:49 PM
Boooooo...... Miles Brand BoooooHissssssss
Pinhead....
Paperclip
9/30/2006, 01:49 PM
wow..the instant replay officials just blew a huge call in the Michigan St-Fighting Zookers pillow fight
at least college football is consistent
wha' happen?
birddog
9/30/2006, 01:51 PM
george west from spencer, ok just scored for the domers.
Okay, there's now officially too many games to keep track of. F*ck it, I'm takin' a nap. :D
birddog
9/30/2006, 01:55 PM
Okay, there's now officially too many games to keep track of. F*ck it, I'm takin' a nap. :D
we'll wake you when all the good night games start.
SelmaBamaFan
9/30/2006, 01:57 PM
The LSU game is under a lightening delay. It's 35-3 for crying out loud... just let em go home.
birddog
9/30/2006, 01:57 PM
28-13 mizzou. 5 left in 3rd.
SelmaBamaFan
9/30/2006, 01:58 PM
hehe Miss St has 78 total yards so far :D
Octavian
9/30/2006, 01:58 PM
wha' happen?
Drew Stanton got hit from behind and fumbled the ball.
He was about to throw the ball but seemed to change his mind at the last second...his arm was going forward as he was hit but he was clearly not attempting to throw.
The instant replay official in the booth reversed the call and awarded MSU the ball.
They scored two plays later to pull w/in 3 points in the 4th quarter.
In East Lansing.
Octavian
9/30/2006, 01:59 PM
now...they're tied 20-20.
SelmaBamaFan
9/30/2006, 01:59 PM
Okay, there's now officially too many games to keep track of. F*ck it, I'm takin' a nap. :D
You mean you aren't gonna watch the Bama game so you can make fun of me later?
birddog
9/30/2006, 01:59 PM
now...they're tied 20-20.
2:40 left. illini ball.
SelmaBamaFan
9/30/2006, 02:00 PM
Wow, looked like that CU WR drug his foot on the way out... here's the replay.
SelmaBamaFan
9/30/2006, 02:01 PM
nm it didnt touch.
Octavian
9/30/2006, 02:02 PM
the Zookers got jobbed.
Something absolutely MUST be done by the NCAA after the '06 season.
This isn't the WWE or pay-per-view boxing.
If they can scheme up the brilliant idea of changing the clock rules and they can investigate any and everybody who's making a profit from college football (except themselves) surely they can fix the disastrous fiasco of instant replay that has haunted this season.
birddog
9/30/2006, 02:04 PM
i'd love to see msu lose again. i love meltdowns.
birddog
9/30/2006, 02:09 PM
:10 left. illini at msu 21.
Paperclip
9/30/2006, 02:09 PM
Go Boilers!
King Crimson
9/30/2006, 02:10 PM
illinois has been good to me this year, i think i've bet against them every week
birddog
9/30/2006, 02:10 PM
gw field goal by illini
Octavian
9/30/2006, 02:11 PM
hell ya
SelmaBamaFan
9/30/2006, 02:12 PM
Now back to your regularly scheduled melt down on Monday!! :D
birddog
9/30/2006, 02:12 PM
genius.
birddog
9/30/2006, 02:13 PM
boilers 7 domers 7
You mean you aren't gonna watch the Bama game so you can make fun of me later?
Oh, I'll start the thread for ya, Chief...but then I gotta bail at halftime to go play me some mini-golf. :D
And HOORAY FIGHTIN' ZOOKS!!!! Nice to see those new clock rules finally paying off. ;)
SelmaBamaFan
9/30/2006, 02:14 PM
Just promise me if we whip 'dat *** you make a joke about us claiming it as another NC plz?
proudsoonergal
9/30/2006, 02:14 PM
I don't know if anyone is still actually watching the MU/CU game (despite the thread title ;)), but CU is actually putting up a decent fight. I'm also now a bit worried about the MU/OU game in a month - MU has fought for every yard on almost every play in this game. Daniel has been pretty good, too.
Just promise me if we whip 'dat *** you make a joke about us claiming it as another NC plz?
Dude, if you even have the lead at any point you'll claim at least half a title. ;)
SelmaBamaFan
9/30/2006, 02:15 PM
We were watching it, then other games started coming on.
I don't know if anyone is still actually watching the MU/CU game (despite the thread title ;)), but CU is actually putting up a decent fight. I'm also now a bit worried about the MU/OU game in a month - MU has fought for every yard on almost every play in this game. Daniel has been pretty good, too.
Pipe down, woman. ;)
Yeah, the MU game is shaping up to be another one of those crazy road shootouts that will come down to a pivotal instant replay review.
Wait...oh, F*CK.
Fraggle145
9/30/2006, 02:23 PM
Pipe down, woman. ;)
Yeah, the MU game is shaping up to be another one of those crazy road shootouts that will come down to a pivotal instant replay review.
Wait...oh, F*CK.
Thats what I was kinda thinkin... but goddam this game seems to be taking forever. I dont like that no huddle stuff against our d either. guess we'll see after next week.
King Crimson
9/30/2006, 02:27 PM
i switching over to A$M and Mike's pirates. arrrrhhhhhh!
I flipped back to the CU/MU game just in time to see someone have a touchdown pass doink off a shoulderpad. No need to continue watching this suckfest. :D
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