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royalfan5
9/30/2006, 09:58 AM
So one of my friends has gotten himself involved in this project to make a calender of women in Omaha of which they recruited from seedy dive bars. I am going to the party celebrating this project tonight. I'm skeptical of the wisdom of this project in the first place because unless you are getting the Creighton girls involved it probably isn't going to be that cool. That and the kind of girl who wants to be in a calender typically isn't the type of girl that appeals to me.
SelmaBamaFan
9/30/2006, 10:32 AM
Get very, very, very drunk. It'll all come out all right in the end.
royalfan5
9/30/2006, 10:43 AM
Get very, very, very drunk. It'll all come out all right in the end.
I always think that, and then I get woke up by being attacked by a cat while under a coffee table.
dolemitesooner
9/30/2006, 12:25 PM
Dude I love when a woman's "cat"attacks me
Vaevictis
9/30/2006, 12:27 PM
Get very, very, very drunk. It'll all come out all right in the end.

I know a straight guy who used to subscribe to that theory.

Until the time he passed out, and a few days later was forwarded gay porn... in which his passed out body was the star.
bri
9/30/2006, 12:30 PM
So one of my friends has gotten himself involved in this project to make a calender of women in Omaha of which they recruited from seedy dive bars. I am going to the party celebrating this project tonight. I'm skeptical of the wisdom of this project in the first place because unless you are getting the Creighton girls involved it probably isn't going to be that cool. That and the kind of girl who wants to be in a calender typically isn't the type of girl that appeals to me.

:les: WHY DO YOU HATE V.D.?!?!?
12
9/30/2006, 12:33 PM
Wrap that rascal.
royalfan5
9/30/2006, 12:33 PM
:les: WHY DO YOU HATE V.D.?!?!?

It's a really funny story now that involves a possible future olympian, but alas this is a family board so I can't share.
bri
9/30/2006, 01:20 PM
It's a really funny story now that involves a possible future olympian, but alas this is a family board so I can't share.

You obviously never saw the "Official Bash Your Ex" thread.

So, SPILL IT, NANCY!!! :D
12
9/30/2006, 01:29 PM
Replace "nervous" with "cautious" and you'll be statistically safe.

Really, who among us hasn't ended up going to a skank-ho party... just begging for advice from people we don't know on the internet?
royalfan5
9/30/2006, 03:58 PM
You obviously never saw the "Official Bash Your Ex" thread.

So, SPILL IT, NANCY!!! :D
Lets just say I was darn close to getting some unpleasant mouth v.d.
VeeJay
9/30/2006, 04:22 PM
I know a straight guy who used to subscribe to that theory.

Until the time he passed out, and a few days later was forwarded gay porn... in which his passed out body was the star.

Careful, or this could be merged with the Foley thread.
bri
9/30/2006, 04:40 PM
Lets just say I was darn close to getting some unpleasant mouth v.d.

Heh, as opposed to pleasant mouth VD? :D
AlbqSooner
10/1/2006, 09:08 AM
Really, who among us hasn't ended up going to a skank-ho party... just begging for advice from people we don't know on the internet?
heh. When I was going to skank-ho parties there was no internet.
SoonerInKCMO
10/1/2006, 07:54 PM
Ooh - RF is on-line now - maybe he has pictures. :crossedfingers:
SicEmBaylor
10/1/2006, 08:06 PM
n/m
bri
10/1/2006, 08:29 PM
Ooh - RF is on-line now - maybe he has the test results back. :crossedfingers:

:D
royalfan5
10/1/2006, 08:31 PM
Ooh - RF is on-line now - maybe he has pictures. :crossedfingers:
stupid Kansas torpedoed my plans. By pushing Nebraska to overtime it forced me to drink in Lincoln afterwords instead of fighting the traffic to Omaha because of personal commitments today.
royalfan5
10/1/2006, 08:33 PM
Heh, as opposed to pleasant mouth VD? :D
I should have used incurable instead. It turns out that Army brats were easier than I thought. Too easy apparntly.
SoonerInKCMO
10/1/2006, 08:37 PM
stupid Nebraska torpedoed my plans when they choked away a blowout win and let the chickenhawks back in the game. By pushing Nebraska to overtime it forced me to drink in Lincoln afterwords instead of fighting the traffic to Omaha because of personal commitments today.

Fixed. ;)
SoonerInKCMO
10/1/2006, 08:38 PM
:D

Heh.

Good luck RF. http://tinybiteydog.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crossfingers.gif
royalfan5
10/1/2006, 08:39 PM
Fixed. ;)
Fair enough, I realized last night what the Royals bullpen would look like if they played defense for a college football team.