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Frozen Sooner
9/29/2006, 11:59 PM
..Eats the cheeto he finds under the sofa cushion.
birddog
9/30/2006, 12:05 AM
...believes he has the toughest schedule in the country. but will take on any sucker.
KingDavid
9/30/2006, 01:00 AM
. . . can never get his team to show up.
jbstrick
9/30/2006, 01:08 AM
secretly admires womens shoes.
Doged
9/30/2006, 06:58 AM
...is undefeated with a 1-0-989 career record.
fadada1
9/30/2006, 07:22 AM
... gives one hell of a pre-game speech.
stoopified
9/30/2006, 07:49 AM
Thinks his team is entitled to championships because it is in Texa$$.
opksooner
9/30/2006, 09:13 AM
......can't comment until after he's seen the game film.
mrowl
9/30/2006, 09:16 AM
......will add another championship banner in the stands when he wins today.
birddog
9/30/2006, 10:25 AM
...is getting chummy with gordon riese "just in case."
King Crimson
9/30/2006, 10:28 AM
still thinks it's delivery...and NOT Digiorno.
GottaHavePride
9/30/2006, 01:13 PM
...owns a dachsund.
SelmaBamaFan
9/30/2006, 01:15 PM
... waits until you fall asleep and then puts your hand in a bowl of warm water.
birddog
9/30/2006, 01:32 PM
...wife says she's pregnant and he asks her if she's sure it's hers.
OKLA21FAN
9/30/2006, 01:33 PM
nevar loses a game, he just runs out of time.
opksooner
9/30/2006, 01:56 PM
.......is going to take it "one game at a time".
goingoneight
9/30/2006, 02:21 PM
Will answer that question for his quarterback...
soonerthanu
9/30/2006, 02:58 PM
is so scared he wont even show up.
badger
11/8/2008, 11:20 PM
... has nothing on Leach.
Boomer.....
11/8/2008, 11:29 PM
...thinks Penn State should still be in the top 5.
meoveryouxinfinity
11/8/2008, 11:31 PM
...hates when he has to play Thursday night names vs the Big East or ACC.
soonergirlNeugene
11/9/2008, 12:26 AM
Thinks A&M should schedule his team for senior night every season.
SouthFortySooner
11/9/2008, 09:36 AM
...thinks daylight savings time was invented so the farmer's would have more time in the fields
StormySooner-IN
11/9/2008, 09:38 AM
...thinks daylight savings time was invented so the farmer's would have more time in the fields
...thinks Daylight Savings Time is slowly evaporating all the water out of everything, because of the extra hour of light.
StoopTroup
11/9/2008, 09:41 AM
.....owes me money.
1890MilesToNorman
11/9/2008, 09:43 AM
Puts in the game film only to find it is a copy of Deliverance. Tries to find a coaching situation where he can use the phrase "Boy you got a perty mouff"
Partial Qualifier
11/9/2008, 09:50 AM
...Takes the stall next to yours even though there are several other empty stalls - then neglects to courtesy-flush.
badger
11/9/2008, 10:20 AM
... bet his life savings on the stock market after the governmental bailout, then cashed out when it continued to fall. Now, takes out all of his bad luck on you.
badger
11/9/2008, 01:43 PM
... will have his revenge on OU fans for looking past him directly to Mike Leach!