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dolemitesooner
9/29/2006, 08:44 PM
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I just bought at Jbooties on the way home from a 13 hour day at work.
dolemitesooner
9/29/2006, 08:48 PM
Uhhh an I heard him nothing is ever promised tommorw today
GottaHavePride
9/29/2006, 08:49 PM
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I just bought at Jbooties on the way home from a 13 hour day at work.

That store will be Jbooties from now on. :D
proud gonzo
9/29/2006, 08:49 PM
Djibouti's what?
dolemitesooner
9/29/2006, 08:51 PM
I once crushed Djibouti in MODEL u.n at OU it was ****ing sick
dolemitesooner
9/29/2006, 08:52 PM
I was the reprAstenative from Andora.......Incase you have never heard of it it is a small country Located Inbetween SPAIN AND FRANCE AND THERE ARE MORE SHEEP THAN PEOPLE
proud gonzo
9/29/2006, 09:44 PM
you changed the thread title,
dolemitesooner
9/29/2006, 10:41 PM
yeah so what..its OFFICAL...BEANO SAID
bri
9/30/2006, 02:40 AM
Hi everyone! Notice anyone in Drunkytown that wasn't there a couple of hours ago?

IT'S ME!!! w00t!!!!
bri
9/30/2006, 03:08 AM
Wait, it's only 3 o'clock and you punk-*ss bitches are all ASLEEP?

Well gee, if I'd have known that we were gonna shut Drunkytown down by midnight, I would have stayed home and not had a wonderful night listening to my friend Travis kick out the jams and then made out with a cute chick. Wait, yes I would have, because making out with a cute chick kicks ANYTHING you monkeys do in the proverbial ***. :D
bri
9/30/2006, 03:17 AM
Holy sh*t, is THIS what Drunkytown descended to in my nine-month absence? This is sadder than a retarded kid trying to go up the down escalator. :(
bri
9/30/2006, 03:23 AM
Okay, FINE, bitches. I guess I'll just call it a night, since all you weak-*ss motherf*ckers went to bed around 9, after the Blue Plate special at Denny's and Murder, She Wrote reruns on Pax.

Not that I blame you. After all, you guys have to get up at 5:30 in the morning to go power-walk in the deserted mall...
GottaHavePride
9/30/2006, 09:19 AM
Heh. Doleo said he had to be at work at 7:30 this am.
Gandalf_The_Grey
9/30/2006, 09:40 AM
That is just Doleo code for Yermom likes to get his undercarriage scrubbed in the morning.
yermom
9/30/2006, 09:55 AM
like i'd let doleo wash my car
Gandalf_The_Grey
9/30/2006, 10:02 AM
Metaphors look it up on Wikipedia!!! It's never wrong ;)
dolemitesooner
9/30/2006, 11:55 AM
Work sucks
bri
9/30/2006, 11:59 AM
Wow, that was some of the most coherent drunk posting I've ever done!

Reading that, you wouldn't know that I was so drunk I almost fell down while clog dancing at the bar. :D