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sooneron
9/29/2006, 05:48 PM
I'm on my second Dark and Stormy (heard about it in Newport RI) good times will ensue.:texan:
sooneron
9/29/2006, 05:50 PM
For those of you hillbillies that don't know what that is...

Ginger beer may be mixed with beer (usually a British ale of some sort) to make one type of shandy, and with Gosling's Black Seal rum to make a drink, originally from Bermuda, called a Dark and Stormy.
proud gonzo
9/29/2006, 06:52 PM
weird
Frozen Sooner
9/29/2006, 06:54 PM
It was a dark and stormy night?
proud gonzo
9/29/2006, 06:59 PM
The rain fell in torrents--except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.
sooneron
9/29/2006, 07:08 PM
dark and stormy is a good way to descibe nights engaged in such libation.
sooner_born_1960
9/29/2006, 07:12 PM
The rain fell in torrents--except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.
--Edward George Bulwer-Lytton, Paul Clifford (1830)

plagiariser! ;)
bri
9/29/2006, 07:13 PM
This is the most highbrow Drunkytown thread ever, and thus, by definition, the WORST Drunkytown thread ever. :D
proud gonzo
9/29/2006, 07:18 PM
--Edward George Bulwer-Lytton, Paul Clifford (1830)

plagiariser! ;)

i know--i love that guy. they have a contest every year (http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/)
Frozen Sooner
9/29/2006, 07:18 PM
See, I was just going for Snoopy.
sooner_born_1960
9/29/2006, 07:19 PM
i know--i love that guy. they have a contest every year (http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/)
Yeah. I've reading up on it the past few minutes.
I also stumbled across Snoopy's...

It Was A Dark And Stormy Night
by Snoopy
Part I
It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a shot rang out!
A door slammed. The maid screamed.
Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon!
While millions of people were starving, the king lived
in luxury. Meanwhile, on a small farm in Kansas, a boy was
growing up.

Part II

A light snow was falling, and the little girl with the
tattered shawl had not sold a violet all day.
At that very moment, a young intern at City Hospital was
making an important discovery. The mysterious patient in
Room 213 had finally awakened. She moaned softly.
Could it be that she was the sister of the boy in Kansas
who loved the girl with the tattered shawl who was the
daughter of the maid who had escaped from the pirates?

The intern frowned.
"Stampede!" the foreman shouted, and forty thousand head
of cattle thundered down on the tiny camp. The two men
rolled on the ground grappling beneath the murderous hooves.
A left and a right. A left. Another left and right. An
uppercut to the jaw. The fight was over. And so the ranch
was saved.
The young intern sat by himself in one corner of the
coffee shop. he had learned about medicine, but more
importantly, he had learned something about life.

THE END
sooneron
9/29/2006, 07:25 PM
This is the most highbrow Drunkytown thread ever, and thus, by definition, the WORST Drunkytown thread ever. :D
Hell, it wasn't high brow til the literary illuminati were in the fold. Crikey, the drink is from ****ing bermuda!@
bri
9/29/2006, 07:50 PM
Boo, literary illuminati! HOORAY, BEER!!

:D
colleyvillesooner
9/29/2006, 08:26 PM
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SelmaBamaFan
9/29/2006, 08:28 PM
Boo, literary illuminati! HOORAY, BEER!!

:D



heh
sooneron
9/29/2006, 08:38 PM
Moving on to scotch as the Ginger beer is out.

Johnnie Black on the rawks babay!!!
sooneron
9/29/2006, 08:39 PM
OOps, gotta take the dog for a walk. It's chilly up here. I got a faa'aahr goin!
bri
9/29/2006, 08:59 PM
Alright, beyonces, I'm outta here. Time for the kickass commute home and then out for barleypop at the legendary El Royale in PCOK.

Someone keep an eye on doleo. Don't let him pass out on his back...
dolemitesooner
9/29/2006, 09:01 PM
link beoncyes (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=79365)
GottaHavePride
9/29/2006, 09:01 PM
9 pm? Wherever you work, the hours suck. ;)
sooneron
9/29/2006, 09:09 PM
link beoncyes (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=79365)
A little late there, Jr.
dolemitesooner
9/29/2006, 09:13 PM
A little late there, Jr.
**** your couch:D
sooneron
9/29/2006, 09:15 PM
???
dolemitesooner
9/29/2006, 09:18 PM
YOUR COUCH
sooneron
9/29/2006, 09:21 PM
But my dog is on it.
King Crimson
9/29/2006, 09:24 PM
the ginger beer at St. Andrews is the bees knees. it is really good.

i'm having a couple Paulaner oktoberfests mahself, they are on sale.
sooneron
9/29/2006, 09:45 PM
Ooh, big fan of the Paulaner Dunkel Weisse. At least I think it's their Dunkel Weisse.
bri
9/29/2006, 09:59 PM
9 pm? Wherever you work, the hours suck. ;)

If they sucked any more, I'd ask them to marry me.