View Full Version : Let's insult the whorns!
Flagstaffsooner
9/29/2006, 04:01 PM
I have bowel movements that are prettier, smell better and smarter than those austin a-holes.
sooneron
9/29/2006, 04:03 PM
They remind me of texas aggy.
Flagstaffsooner
9/29/2006, 04:05 PM
They remind me of texas aggy.Let's not insult aggie there, Sooneron.;)
IB4OU2
9/29/2006, 04:08 PM
They smell like poo....
TexasSooner01
9/29/2006, 04:28 PM
School colors resemble something found in a dirty smelly baby diaper!
;)
StuIsTheMan
9/29/2006, 04:33 PM
http://www.texasrebelradio.com/texas_jokes.htm
here are some good ones...I really like the Excuses from texas parents..warning...do not drink coke while reading...
The "Texas Wisdom"...yeah put down the soda first...
an oldy and moldy:
"here I sit
buns a-flexin'
givin' birth
to another Texan"
:cool:
okienole3
9/29/2006, 04:39 PM
I ****ing hate those ****ing ***** *** bitches from texas.
Flagstaffsooner
9/29/2006, 04:40 PM
Mack Brown's breath smells like Colt McCoy's panties.
Flagstaffsooner
9/29/2006, 04:42 PM
I agree, PREACH on Brother!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boomer.....
9/29/2006, 04:44 PM
http://moon.ouhsc.edu/sstuart/TexasSucks/Images/ouvstx2_anmi.gif
Flagstaffsooner
9/29/2006, 04:47 PM
:D
They smell like poo....Let's not insult poo there, IB4.:texan:
TexasSooner01
9/29/2006, 04:47 PM
Mack Brown's breath smells like Colt McCoy's panties.
:D
:pop:
okienole3
9/29/2006, 05:49 PM
Mack Brown gave Colt McCoy a dirty sanchez and vice versa.
olevetonahill
9/29/2006, 06:12 PM
how in hell can you insult ?
the worms that are in dog **** ?
PDTsooner
9/29/2006, 06:15 PM
Mack Brown loves to play the rusty trombone, oh yea he regularly gets donkey punched by his players.
sooneron
9/29/2006, 06:23 PM
Jevan Snead enjoys a warm Cleveland Steamer.
soonerinabilene
9/29/2006, 06:32 PM
they are more annoying than a nickzepp post.
OU-HSV
9/29/2006, 06:37 PM
Mack and Colt enjoy rainbow and star gazing
olevetonahill
9/29/2006, 06:41 PM
baby pony rides mrowns back
StoopTroup
9/29/2006, 07:15 PM
Whorns can spend upwards of 3 hours brushing their tooth everyday.
soonerthanu
9/30/2006, 02:31 AM
As triumph the insult dog would say they are great for me to poop on
I would have thought that being a whorn was insult enough....
of course, there is nothing wrong with piling on in this case.
SleestakSooner
9/30/2006, 05:50 AM
They are Satan's spawn.
Now, now jaux... let's not insult satan like that!:texan:
BoogercountySooner
9/30/2006, 06:29 AM
Whorns have no Testicles!
Flagstaffsooner
9/30/2006, 06:35 AM
"Mack Brown sucks cocks in hell!"
http://www.aintitcoolnews.com/images/exorcist.gif
AlbqSooner
9/30/2006, 08:13 AM
I would have thought that being a whorn was insult enough....
of course, there is nothing wrong with piling on in this case.
Problem is - if ya pile on the whorns, they get that Mona Lisa smile on their face.
stoopified
9/30/2006, 08:24 AM
why would we want to insult the ?Orange Cow Woehipping Cult from Austin
okienole3
9/30/2006, 12:26 PM
TEXAS MOTHER****ING SUCKS I HATE THOSE BITCHES **** TEXAS ****FACES
KYSooner
9/30/2006, 01:24 PM
I wouldnt root for texas if they were playing Iraq!
goingoneight
9/30/2006, 01:49 PM
I thought we were insulting the whorns, not Texas itself...
Whorns = teh succ..
Readyfor8
9/30/2006, 02:23 PM
Even Kirk Herbstreit was dogging the whorns on ESPN radio at about 12:15 today, (on WWLS)....
He said in reference to the Whorn crowd while talking about the hostile enviroment Iowa was, that the sexat'ans are "more of a wine and cheese crowd." That "if you are going to A&M yea you have to worry about it," and that the offensive line told him "we could hear Troy pretty well."
I was in the backyard helping my dad fill in a 10 foot trench that we dug to fix a collapsed sewer line, and I just about fell in the hole I was laughing so hard.
Texans the "wine and cheese crowd" according to Herbie.
Even Kirk Herbstreit was dogging the whorns on ESPN radio at about 12:15 today, (on WWLS)....
He said in reference to the Whorn crowd while talking about the hostile enviroment Iowa was, that the sexat'ans are "more of a wine and cheese crowd." That "if you are going to A&M yea you have to worry about it," and that the offensive line told him "we could hear Troy pretty well."
I was in the backyard helping my dad fill in a 10 foot trench that we dug to fix a collapsed sewer line, and I just about fell in the hole I was laughing so hard.
Texans the "wine and cheese crowd" according to Herbie.
I heard this as well and got a good chuckle out of it.
OUmillenium
9/30/2006, 11:02 PM
an oldy and moldy:
"here I sit
buns a-flexin'
givin' birth
to another Texan"
:cool:
I saw that for the first time back in the late 80s carved on a bathroom wall at OU. Can't remember if it was at a football or basketball game or at basketball camp. Memorized it & will never forget it.
:texan: sux
OUmillenium
9/30/2006, 11:03 PM
"Let me answer that one for Chris..." - Mack
StoopTroup
9/30/2006, 11:17 PM
"Mack Brown sucks cocks in hell!"
http://www.aintitcoolnews.com/images/exorcist.gif
I thought they fixed Simms spleen?
Flagstaffsooner
10/6/2006, 08:35 PM
Colt's dad visits the whorn training table for a free meal.
http://library.thinkquest.org/03oct/01794/pictures2/soup%20kitchen.gif
SleestakSooner
10/6/2006, 08:59 PM
Further proof that saxeT is in league with the devil!
http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/computer/longhorn/longhorn_1.jpg:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Flagstaffsooner
10/6/2006, 09:02 PM
At least they renamed it.
SleestakSooner
10/6/2006, 09:02 PM
The Devil I say! :texan:
http://www.ristoklint.com/ristoons-2/pictures/microsoft-longhorn.jpg
click link below if picture isn't showing.
http://www.ristoklint.com/ristoons-2/pictures/microsoft-longhorn.htm
birddog
10/6/2006, 09:10 PM
mack brown asked colt to give him a blumpkin.
i'll elaborate if you'd like.
SleestakSooner
10/6/2006, 09:26 PM
Dog treats for your swanky pooch! www.theswankypooch.com (http://www.theswankypooch.com)
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/8803/pblonghornlgmc8.jpg
be sure to feed them these buscuits upsidedown as shown or your pooch may experience severe choking!:D
SleestakSooner
10/6/2006, 09:29 PM
even Finland's artists know how to treat the whorns
http://www.cs.helsinki.fi/u/mkoljone/handandpencil/assemblix/longhorn.jpg
SleestakSooner
10/6/2006, 09:32 PM
And of course there is the saxeT dream wedding:P
http://www.stockyardschapel.com/img/Bride%20and%20groom%20on%20longhorn%20in%20front%2 0of%20chapel.JPG
SleestakSooner
10/6/2006, 09:50 PM
Can someone explain this one to me?:pop:
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e181/1702katielynn/longhorn.jpg
SoonerJLB
10/6/2006, 10:06 PM
DKR is a racist of piece of sh!t. And picks his a$$ for pleasure.
http://http://forums.hornfans.com/php/wwwthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=football&Number=4527090&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=0&fpart=
http://forums.hornfans.com/php/wwwthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=football&Number=4528356&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=0&fpart=
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