List everything you like about the Longhorns! [Archive]

olevetonahill

9/27/2006, 05:36 PM

well hell they are between us and mexico :P Oh wait that aint workin so well :eek:

Jewstin

9/27/2006, 05:40 PM

They serve as a good buffer zone for the killer bees pouring into the country.

SleestakSooner

9/27/2006, 05:45 PM

hamburgers, want to buy a hamburger?...

I'M NOT SORRY!

(crickets)

IronSooner

9/27/2006, 05:55 PM

Their homebase is 1000 miles away from me.

That's the best I can do.

Gandalf_The_Grey

9/27/2006, 06:20 PM

Well they did come up with a novel idea of getting all of the pussies and gays all located to one area of the state of Texas

sooneron

9/27/2006, 06:22 PM

Their female fans are slutty. That's a start

TheUnnamedSooner

9/27/2006, 06:22 PM

um, :mack: is there..

StoopTroup

9/27/2006, 06:22 PM

Their hide looks good on a chair.

proudsoonergal

9/27/2006, 06:39 PM

Their fans remind me every day why I would never want to be one.

OUfan7

9/27/2006, 06:44 PM

When they lose!!!

tbl

9/27/2006, 07:06 PM

Dang! Fan7 beat me to it...

SoonerJLB

9/27/2006, 07:13 PM

I like...no love Mack Brown in a non-gayish way. I like Gregg Davis as well and I hope they both stay at Texas together for a long time. :texan:

Via le Mack & Gregg tandem.

AlbqSooner

9/27/2006, 07:13 PM

They give Sooner fans an excuse to Party in Dallas at least once a year.

Paperclip

9/27/2006, 07:42 PM

http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/9669/chapswu5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

What can I say? I like the chaps.

picasso

9/27/2006, 07:49 PM

school and state smack.

desinger jeans with cowboy boots (bad contrived look).

OUstud

9/27/2006, 07:50 PM

...

those chaps

and that's it

picasso

9/27/2006, 07:55 PM

cabbage breath

Dio

9/27/2006, 08:08 PM

kicking their ***

goingoneight

9/27/2006, 09:30 PM

The T-Bone is much better than the horns, IMHO... http://bestsmileys.com/eating1/10.gif

1991SOONER

9/27/2006, 09:33 PM

they got good smoke. ask ricky w..

Rocker

9/27/2006, 09:34 PM

63-14 & 65-13

olevetonahill

9/27/2006, 09:35 PM

Their female fans are slutty. That's a start
you say that like its a bad thing :confused:

KingDavid

9/27/2006, 09:49 PM

I like it that they are routinely over-rated and provide us with a nice stepping stone to a stronger national ranking.

And then there is . . . well, no. Nothing else.

The VIIIth

9/27/2006, 09:53 PM

I like Chris Simms, or at least after he had Mac's bile removed last weekend...

batonrougesooner

9/27/2006, 09:54 PM

I like their "I've been working on the railroad" song. Everytime I hear it it reminds me of good times. It reminds me of a sunny Saturday (a couple of times wet) where OU was about to kick the living s h it out of Texas. Very Pavlovian with me.

I like their Colonel Sanders band uniforms. Makes me want fried chicken.

I like their high school football players. Seems like the best of them want to come to OU.

mikeelikee

9/27/2006, 10:00 PM

One thing, and one thing only. The way they literally pour out of the Cotton Bowl early when we're kicking their arses, leaving thousands of empty baby blue and white seats behind. :D

KingDavid

9/27/2006, 10:09 PM

One thing, and one thing only. The way they literally pour out of the Cotton Bowl early when we're kicking their arses, leaving thousands of empty baby blue and white seats behind. :D

Yes. I like that, too.

And also, you have to love . . . well . . . no . . . nothing else.

GregJackP

9/27/2006, 10:09 PM

I like the fact that Bevo was named after the Aggies branded the steer with "13-0" after they beat texas and texas had to cover it up somehow....

KingDavid

9/27/2006, 10:17 PM

I like the fact that Bevo was named after the Aggies branded the steer with "13-0" after they beat texas and texas had to cover it up somehow....

I don't really care much about the branding thing.

But I think I do like the thought of butchering BEVO and turning him into the main course of our next massive tailgate.

Sooner47

9/27/2006, 10:20 PM

http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/4148/hatetx43of.jpg

sendbaht

9/27/2006, 10:24 PM

That they beat USC... I swea,r that was the only time I was happy they won.

KingDavid

9/27/2006, 10:36 PM

That they beat USC... I swea,r that was the only time I was happy they won.

You know, that's right. That's for damn sure right. They'd be inching up on 40 straight without the Horns putting them in their place.

That's a damn fine point, you have there, sendbaht. Well done. Spek atcha.

Ash

9/27/2006, 10:38 PM

Their wimmens.

Otherwise, build a wall around the state and fill it with water.

DUCKHUNTDAVE

9/28/2006, 12:25 AM

Got to admit, I like that Stoops is Mack's Daddy, and will prove it one more time next week!

momark

9/28/2006, 12:42 AM

i like seeing them cry on national television after ou whipps the #### outta there saxet a$$e$

ouwasp

9/28/2006, 12:54 AM

I like it when they beat the crap outta osu:stunned: (but I do hate their close victories over the pokes, you know how those osu idiots love to crow about close losses, I'd just as soon see tex get beat...)

I like that they don't like us. :)

I like the fact their stadium is named after a Sooner. :D

OU_Sooners75

9/28/2006, 04:43 AM

okay....I have a long list....

I suppose that is about it.

william_brasky

9/28/2006, 04:51 AM

Their female fans are slutty. That's a start

I will second that nomination.

Brasky's got a few OU/Texas stories. :texan:

OUmillenium

9/28/2006, 07:50 AM

Ok, first of all...(long silence)

leavingthezoo

9/28/2006, 08:13 AM

:mack:'s clap expertise

devOUt

9/28/2006, 08:24 AM

the annual meltdowns

The

9/28/2006, 08:28 AM

I like that sally Brown's skin tone matches the team colors...
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f168/WooldoorSockbat/toast_2004_recruited_5.jpg

soonerinabilene

9/28/2006, 08:38 AM

there are lot less of them after they lost to tosu.

sooneron

9/28/2006, 08:43 AM

you say that like its a bad thing :confused:
Uh, this list is supposed to be things I like, therefore, it is not a bad thing.

CU Sooner

9/28/2006, 10:01 AM

I like the mountains and the .............. oops sorry I was looking out my window in Colorado. I guess that leaves .......well never mind saxet
SUCCCCKS!

OUMallen

9/28/2006, 10:18 AM

I love their faces when they know the chips are down for the whorns and we're about to put them away late in the 3rd quarter.

Beef

9/28/2006, 10:42 AM

I like that I can pay them very little money to mow my yard so I have more time to drink beer and watch football.

Boomer_Sooner_sax

9/28/2006, 10:42 AM

http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/9669/chapswu5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

What can I say? I like the chaps.

AMEN TO THAT! The only good thing about them!

soonerboy_odanorth

9/28/2006, 11:11 AM

I think it's nice that immigrant/migrant Mexicans have their very own team that they can root for....

SoonerObsession

9/28/2006, 11:43 AM

I like the way they run out on the field with the US flag leading the way.
That's about it.

Bourbon St Sooner

9/28/2006, 01:24 PM

Anyplace where Hashish brownies are the breakfast of choice can't be all bad.

OklaPony

9/28/2006, 01:47 PM

They can be pretty tasty if cooked properly.

The

9/28/2006, 01:55 PM

The trick is to use the hashish in the butter, not directly into the mix...

IB4OU2

9/28/2006, 01:58 PM

I like the way I feel in the morning after I take a big ole longwhorn and hafta double flush it.