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Norm In Norman
9/27/2006, 12:44 PM
He is at least 20 feet away and I can still hear him over the hiss of the AC system and the clickety-click of the keyboards. That's why I don't sleep at work.

If I knew who it was, i'd start throwing stuff over that direction.
Howzit
9/27/2006, 12:46 PM
Aw man, that's just not right. I hate it when people wake me up at work.
RacerX
9/27/2006, 12:46 PM
Drop something.
Mjcpr
9/27/2006, 12:50 PM
Does your computer have a microphone?

I think I speak for all of us when I say that we'd be interested in hearing that. :D
Hot Rod
9/27/2006, 12:54 PM
He is at least 20 feet away and I can still hear him over the hiss of the AC system and the clickety-click of the keyboards. That's why I don't sleep at work.

If I knew who it was, i'd start throwing stuff over that direction.

That's more effort than I see by some of my co-workers here!

BTW, learn how to shoot rubberbands and have them land on him while he's sleeping. I usually call and hang up on those sleeping when it's not their lunch hour.
Mjcpr
9/27/2006, 12:55 PM
:les:WEBCAM!!!
BigRedJed
9/27/2006, 12:57 PM
Go rap his skull and tell him BigRedJed expects a little more bang for his buck.
Hot Rod
9/27/2006, 12:57 PM
Once, we caught a co-worker sleeping, and someone brought their digital cam and took pics (without flash). They just printed them out in black and white on the local printer and left them in his seat the next day.
OUDoc
9/27/2006, 12:58 PM
Hand in warm water. His, not yours.
BigRedJed
9/27/2006, 12:58 PM
Once, we caught a co-worker sleeping, and someone brought their digital cam and took pics (without flash). They just printed them out in black and white on the local printer and left them in his seat the next day.
BRILLIANT!
StoopTroup
9/27/2006, 01:01 PM
I'd go wake him up and tell him someone turned him in and that you thought you'd at least warn him.

Then tell him you what restaurant you want him to get the gift certificates from.
Norm In Norman
9/27/2006, 01:05 PM
First thing I thought of was recording it, but I don't have a mic. He finally woke up a few minutes ago. Or maybe he just stopped snoring.

It was a freaking LOUD snore.
OUDoc
9/27/2006, 01:07 PM
Dump some glue in the chair he's sitting in.
BlondeSoonerGirl
9/27/2006, 01:24 PM
We used to have a guy in our office that slept all the time at his desk. We'd be waiting on him to do something and he's tell us how busy he was and stuff and then 'zzzzzzzzzz'...

So we started calling his desk every time he'd fall asleep and then hang up. It was fun.
Jimminy Crimson
9/27/2006, 01:26 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMxRz62OMy4
Sooner_Bob
9/27/2006, 01:29 PM
Once, we caught a co-worker sleeping, and someone brought their digital cam and took pics (without flash).


We did that too . . . :D
12
9/27/2006, 01:31 PM
The day I got an office with a door... WHOO BOY!
Tear Down This Wall
9/27/2006, 02:10 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMxRz62OMy4

That was the funniest fackin' thing I've seen in a long time! I damn near had to call an oxygen truck in to get more air! :D
IB4OU2
9/27/2006, 02:13 PM
The SO helps keep me awake throughout the day. Thanks everybody! :D
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
9/27/2006, 02:34 PM
We used to have a guy in our office that slept all the time at his desk. We'd be waiting on him to do something and he's tell us how busy he was and stuff and then 'zzzzzzzzzz'...

So we started calling his desk every time he'd fall asleep and then hang up. It was fun.Did his name start with P and end with Q?
mdklatt
9/27/2006, 02:53 PM
Did his name start with P and end with Q?


Pssst...it ends with an 'r'.