How am I Supposed to Cook up my Meth Now, Dammit? [Archive]

Viking Kitten

9/26/2006, 01:34 PM

Dear Bureaucratic, Officious Walgreens Pharma-bitch.

I am dreadfully sorry that my husband inadvertently took posession of my driver's license, and that all I have for I.D. is an expired license bearing my photo, a Sam's card also bearing my photo, and approximately eight credit cards all bearing my name.

I also apologize for the fact that you work on 23rd Street and may be used to dealing with crankhoes on a semi-regular basis.

However, perhaps you could have extrapolated from the fact that I am neither skinny nor toothless that I am probably only intending to use that one f***ing box of Triaminicin to clear the mucas from head before it explodes and leaves a green and golden-hued brain blob on my office wall that some poor soul will have to clean up, and maybe kind of, you know, looked the other way on the license being expired.

No, no... I understand ma'am. It's policy. We've all got to follow the rules.

Osce0la

9/26/2006, 01:38 PM

Howzit

9/26/2006, 01:39 PM

I am so sorry.

But, if you don't clear the mucas from your head and it explodes and leaves a green and golden-hued brain blob on your office wall, could you have someone post a pic?

BlondeSoonerGirl

9/26/2006, 01:43 PM

Want me to fetch you that blue snot-sucking suction ball thingie?

OUDoc

9/26/2006, 01:44 PM

If her brain is green and gold, she's got bigger problems than her meth addiction.

IB4OU2

9/26/2006, 01:46 PM

Want me to fetch you that blue snot-sucking suction ball thingie?

Ewwwww.....

Viking Kitten

9/26/2006, 01:47 PM

Want me to fetch you that blue snot-sucking suction ball thingie?

Will you do the sucking for me too?

BigRedJed

9/26/2006, 01:49 PM

Suddenly this thread has taken a turn for the better... ...in a weird, gross sort of way.

BlondeSoonerGirl

9/26/2006, 01:50 PM

Will you do the sucking for me too?

Yes. I would.

Should we save it like we did last time?

BigRedJed

9/26/2006, 01:51 PM

...and, now, a turn for the worse...

Fugue

9/26/2006, 01:51 PM

Should we save it like we did last time?

turn for worse

IB4OU2

9/26/2006, 01:51 PM

Yes. I would.

Should we save it like we did last time?

and serve it with fresh spinach?

OUDoc

9/26/2006, 01:51 PM

Did she say "save" or "shave"?

BlondeSoonerGirl

9/26/2006, 01:51 PM

Ooh! I could fill it with beer like that one time and we could....

...nevermind.

Fugue

9/26/2006, 01:52 PM

Dagnabbit.... :mad:

Stoop Dawg

9/26/2006, 01:53 PM

Dear Bureaucratic, Officious Walgreens Pharma-bitch.

I am dreadfully sorry that my husband inadvertently took posession of my driver's license, and that all I have for I.D. is an expired license bearing my photo, a Sam's card also bearing my photo, and approximately eight credit cards all bearing my name.

I also apologize for the fact that you work on 23rd Street and may be used to dealing with crankhoes on a semi-regular basis.

However, perhaps you could have extrapolated from the fact that I am neither skinny nor toothless that I am probably only intending to use that one f***ing of Triaminicin to clear the mucas from head before it explodes and leaves a green and golden-hued brain blob on my office wall that some poor soul will have to clean up, and maybe kind of, you know, looked the other way on the license being expired.

No, no... I understand ma'am. It's policy. We've all got to follow the rules.

So Pharma-bitch should risk her job and license in order that you not be inconvenienced?

That's rich.

Cooter Finger

9/26/2006, 01:53 PM

I could dig around in there a little, if you like.

BlondeSoonerGirl

9/26/2006, 01:55 PM

Oooh! Or we could fill it with rubbing alcohol and squirt it in Stoop Dawg's eye...

BigRedJed

9/26/2006, 01:57 PM

I could dig around in there a little, if you like.
I'm guessing that she'd prefer to avoid cross-contamination.

BlondeSoonerGirl

9/26/2006, 01:57 PM

*SQUIRT*

Viking Kitten

9/26/2006, 01:59 PM

So Pharma-bitch should risk her job and license in order that you not be inconvenienced?

That's rich.

After this post, I am now rating my own thread one star.

Cooter Finger

9/26/2006, 01:59 PM

*SQUIRT*
What the craphell was that? Wait a minute...

crawfish

9/26/2006, 02:00 PM

Worst lesbian-themed thread EVER. :mad:

Viking Kitten

9/26/2006, 02:01 PM

I demand to know which one of you f***ers five starred this thread!

BigRedJed

9/26/2006, 02:02 PM

Not me. One star all the way.

IB4OU2

9/26/2006, 02:06 PM

Itsnot me.....

Viking Kitten

9/26/2006, 02:07 PM

Not me. One star all the way.

I can tell when you're lying. That's it. You're getting a wadded-up, used Kleenex for your birthday.

BlondeSoonerGirl

9/26/2006, 02:08 PM

I demand to know which one of you f***ers five starred this thread!

I did.

Any thread that contains a 'squirt', a 'Cooter Finger' and a 'suction ball' will always get five stars from me.

Nichols Gaillardia

9/26/2006, 02:09 PM

Pardon me for interrupting your pedestrian little humor fest, but surely you have staff who could have made the journey to the retail establishment. Why did it not occur to you to dispatch them on this lowly errand?

BlondeSoonerGirl

9/26/2006, 02:10 PM

'Staff'...heh.

Nichols Gaillardia

9/26/2006, 02:15 PM

So Pharma-bitch should risk her job and license in order that you not be inconvenienced?

That's rich.
That is NOT rich. And believe me, I know rich.

NormanPride

9/26/2006, 02:18 PM

I can tell when you're lying. That's it. You're getting a wadded-up, used Kleenex for your birthday.

:hot:

OU4LIFE

9/26/2006, 02:19 PM

yeah, he's claiming to be the poster formerly known as Froz.

VeeJay

9/26/2006, 02:20 PM

My 1st wife's oldest daughter was riding with her boyfriend in his car and they got pulled over by a state trooper. The crystal meth mobile lab in the trunk exploded.

I am not sure if she's in jail or even still alive.

VK - you want me to see if I can locate her for you? She may have some extra stock.

Viking Kitten

9/26/2006, 02:23 PM

Czar Soonerov

9/26/2006, 02:37 PM

....I am dreadfully sorry that my husband inadvertently took posession of my driver's license....

I knew this was gonna somehow be my fault.

BeetDigger

9/26/2006, 02:38 PM

If meth will make the dull, wet, squishy ache in my head go away, then by all means, do.

Dammit, everytime BSG tries to take this thread in a titilating direction, you come back with some mucus filled response. Try to ignore the pain and symptoms and think about us for a change? Huh? Could you? You are so self-centered some times.

:texan:

IB4OU2

9/26/2006, 02:39 PM

See what happens when you stay up late on the weekend watching Bri pole dance.....?

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/671/briandflagpolexy8.th.jpg

Czar Soonerov

9/26/2006, 02:41 PM

If anything was going to make me do meth, it's seeing Bri on the pole.

Viking Kitten

9/26/2006, 02:42 PM

Dammit, everytime BSG tries to take this thread in a titilating direction, you come back with some mucus filled response. Try to ignore the pain and symptoms and think about us for a change? Huh? Could you? You are so self-centered some times.

:texan:

Umm.. well... I've, uh, got some mucus for you, my friend. Is that better?

OU4LIFE

9/26/2006, 02:44 PM

*boing*

NormanPride

9/26/2006, 02:58 PM

Why? Why did I click that link? Now I have to put bleach in my eyes. Thank you.

BeetDigger

9/26/2006, 03:08 PM

Umm.. well... I've, uh, got some mucus for you, my friend. Is that better?

Ummm, no.

GottaHavePride

9/26/2006, 03:25 PM

Umm.. well... I've, uh, got some mucus for you, my friend. Is that better?

OK, since we all know it's coming anyway....

http://www.funny-games.biz/pictures/baby/kaeru-san.jpg

:les: SNOT BUBEL!

BigRedJed

9/26/2006, 03:26 PM

...You're getting a wadded-up, used Kleenex for your birthday.
No, thanks. I already have plenty of those lying around on the floor at my place.

OU4LIFE

9/26/2006, 03:26 PM

Does Czar know about this???

Cooter Finger

9/26/2006, 03:27 PM

No, thanks. I already have plenty of those lying around on the floor at my place.
THAT'S NOT SNOT!!

Czar Soonerov

9/26/2006, 04:14 PM

No, thanks. I already have plenty of those lying around next to the computer at my place.

:twinkies:

handcrafted

9/26/2006, 05:29 PM

It p*ssed me off one night when my son was sick and we couldn't get him the medicine he needed because apparently certain infant medicines are used to make meth, so these medicines were behind the pharmacy counter - and the pharmacy was closed.

That doesn't make any sense. I've been told by more than one pharma that you can't make meth out of liquid stuff that has Pseudoephedrine in it. It has to be a hard pill. Not even a liquigel will work, because it's the powder that's the ingredient. And a hard pill or capsule would not be infant medicine.

Anyways, at Walmart and CVS, the Dimetapp and Triaminic are out in the open, not behind the counter.

slickdawg

9/26/2006, 05:31 PM

Will you do the sucking for me too?

k1nky.

:pop:

slickdawg

9/26/2006, 05:32 PM

I knew this was gonna somehow be my fault.

:les: GUILTY UNTIL PROVEN INNOCENT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mdklatt

9/26/2006, 05:35 PM

That doesn't make any sense. I've been told by more than one pharma that you can't make meth out of liquid stuff that has Pseudoephedrine in it. It has to be a hard pill. Not even a liquigel will work, because it's the powder that's the ingredient. And a hard pill or capsule would not be infant medicine.

I'm sure it's all part of the culture of overreaction we have going on, where we expect somebody (usually the government) to do something about every crisis of the week without any regard to the effectiveness or unintended consequences of that action.

StoopTroup

9/26/2006, 06:56 PM

Dude....

http://www.hermaauguste.de/art/images/snot.jpg

VeeJay

9/26/2006, 07:20 PM

Facial!!!

Stoop Dawg

9/26/2006, 08:08 PM

I'm sure it's all part of the culture of overreaction we have going on, where we expect somebody (usually the government) to do something about every crisis of the week without any regard to the effectiveness or unintended consequences of that action.

B-I-N-G-O

OU4LIFE

9/27/2006, 05:12 AM

was his name O.

Okieflyer

9/27/2006, 06:34 AM

This deserves two pages? Looks like someone already made the Meth! ;)

crawfish

9/27/2006, 10:30 AM

I wish I could one-star this thread twice.

Czar Soonerov

9/27/2006, 11:54 AM

Wouldn't that be two stars?

BlondeSoonerGirl

9/27/2006, 11:57 AM

I smell meth.

Czar Soonerov

9/27/2006, 12:01 PM

I love it when I have meth for lunch, cause all day the rest of the day I can smell it on my fingers.

:les:SNIFF SNIIFF!!!

BigRedJed

9/27/2006, 12:22 PM

Just when I think this thread is dying a well-deserved death, it cranks back up.

BigRedJed

9/27/2006, 12:23 PM

Hi-yo! I'll be here all week!

StoopTroup

9/27/2006, 12:27 PM

Bump. :D

slickdawg

9/27/2006, 09:31 PM

Just when I think this thread is dying a well-deserved death, it cranks back up.

heh heh, he said "crank"

Viking Kitten

9/27/2006, 09:43 PM

I'm glad you all think this is so funny because my head still throbs like a slimy, stuffy sunuvabitch while you all laugh at my expense. HA HA! VK has a sinus infection! HA HA! THAT'S RICH!

****ers.

Czar Soonerov

9/27/2006, 09:56 PM

Here you go Sugarpuss, have a coffee filter.

Heehee, I still have her license.

Viking Kitten

9/27/2006, 09:58 PM

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/buttons/report.gif

olevetonahill

9/27/2006, 10:05 PM

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/buttons/report.gif
ill trade some sinus tabs for some loritabs ;)

slickdawg

9/27/2006, 10:53 PM

Here you go Sugarpuss, have a coffee filter.

Heehee, I still have her license.

:pop:

proud gonzo

9/27/2006, 10:56 PM

damn it, i think i think i've just added #3 to my neg rule list. :mad:

SicEmBaylor

9/27/2006, 10:59 PM

THANK YOU BRAD HENRY!

GottaHavePride

9/27/2006, 11:01 PM

I'm glad you all think this is so funny because my head still throbs like a slimy, stuffy sunuvabitch while you all laugh at my expense. HA HA! VK has a sinus infection! HA HA! THAT'S RICH!

****ers.

Afrin is the best friend you ever had right now. Just use half the recommended dose. In just one nostril. And when that one plugs back up squirt the other one.

Czar Soonerov

9/27/2006, 11:04 PM

damn it, i think i think i've just added #3 to my neg rule list. :mad:

Loritabs?

GottaHavePride

9/27/2006, 11:05 PM

Loritabs?

Unexpected snot bubels.

proud gonzo

9/27/2006, 11:08 PM

btw--Zicam is AWESOME.

http://www.americarx.com/ProductImages/coughandcold/zicam/563577.jpg

OUDoc

9/28/2006, 08:12 AM

I'm glad you all think this is so funny because my head still throbs like a slimy, stuffy sunuvabitch while you all laugh at my expense. HA HA! VK has a sinus infection! HA HA! THAT'S RICH!

****ers.
[sitting in my office, waiting for patients, don't see VK on my schedule....]

For some reason, lots 'o people spell Lortab with an "i" in the middle. Even in my office.

IB4OU2

9/28/2006, 08:26 AM

[sitting in my office, waiting for patients, don't see VK on my schedule....]

For some reason, lots 'o people spell Lortab with an "i" in the middle. Even in my office.

Take it fom me there's no I in Lortab but there's Lortab in I......( I have back surgery scheduled a week from Friday)

Viking Kitten

9/28/2006, 08:38 AM

I for one think "Loritab" is an exceptionally good way to spell it. :)

Fugue

9/28/2006, 08:44 AM

ill trade some sinus tabs for some loritabs ;)

Lortab sucks, you can have mine. Give VK your sinus tabs and she can give me a drug to be named later.

BlondeSoonerGirl

9/28/2006, 08:46 AM

Okay...screw the blue snot sucker...I'll get the Shop Vac.

IB4OU2

9/28/2006, 08:46 AM

I for one think "Loritab" is an exceptionally good way to spell it. :)

Me too.....;)

BlondeSoonerGirl

9/28/2006, 08:55 AM

Oh, crap...Czar saw me getting the Shop Vac.

I don't wanna be the one to tell him we're using it for medical purposes this time and not for playing his favorite game...

IB4OU2

9/28/2006, 08:57 AM

Oh, crap...Czar saw me getting the Shop Vac.

I don't wanna be the one to tell him we're using for medical purposes this time and not for playing his favorite game...

Then you might wanna get all the dead whore hair out of it first....

Viking Kitten

9/28/2006, 09:21 AM

I just want to go on record here and say that a three-page thread devoted to my snot makes me feel really validated as a human being.

BlondeSoonerGirl

9/28/2006, 09:22 AM

See, on mine it's a 5-page thread.

A 5-page thread that I rated 5 stars.

That's love, right there.

Viking Kitten

9/28/2006, 09:25 AM

And earning BSG's love is nothing to sneeze at.

birddog

9/28/2006, 09:27 AM

See what happens when you stay up late on the weekend watching Bri pole dance.....?

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/671/briandflagpolexy8.th.jpg
i think i see a pant load.

IB4OU2

9/28/2006, 09:30 AM

I just want to go on record here and say that a three-page thread devoted to my snot makes me feel really validated as a human being.

.....you cute little snotty thing you...

Fugue

9/28/2006, 09:37 AM

And earning BSG's love is nothing to sneeze at.

where is the little drummer smiley when you need it?

Fugue

9/28/2006, 09:39 AM

Okay...screw the blue snot sucker...I'll get the Shop Vac.

blue snot suckers are great.
desnot someone, rinse, baste the turkey.

GottaHavePride

9/28/2006, 09:40 AM

[sitting in my office, waiting for patients, don't see VK on my schedule....]

Heh. Man, best stuff I ever got for a sinus infection was a Zithromax pack. When I was a kid they'd usually try to treat them with Ceclor, but then they'd only ever give me 10 days worth, so the infection would just lay low until I ran out of antibiotics and then come back again. One time it took them three or four rounds of that before they finally gave me enough to kill it off completely.

So I guess I was basically just growing super-mutant-ninja sinus infection bugs in my nose all that time. Zithromax kills 'em dead. D-E-D, dead.

Viking Kitten

9/28/2006, 10:05 AM

Heh. Man, best stuff I ever got for a sinus infection was a Zithromax pack. When I was a kid they'd usually try to treat them with Ceclor, but then they'd only ever give me 10 days worth, so the infection would just lay low until I ran out of antibiotics and then come back again. One time it took them three or four rounds of that before they finally gave me enough to kill it off completely.

So I guess I was basically just growing super-mutant-ninja sinus infection bugs in my nose all that time. Zithromax kills 'em dead. D-E-D, dead.

I have two kids currently on Zithromax, at full prescription co-pay. Combine this with the high co-pay for their doctor visits, and you will begin to understand why Doc does not have me on his schedule. Mommy gets to put on her big girl panties and deal with her sinuses the old-fashion way: Tussin.

BlondeSoonerGirl

9/28/2006, 10:08 AM

If Doc wasn't as stingy with his time as I am with my love he might...oh, I don't know...help a fellow poster out?

:eddie:

Czar Soonerov

9/28/2006, 10:13 AM

If Doc wasn't as giving with his time as I am with my love he might...oh, I don't know...help a fellow poster out?

:eddie:

fixed

:hot:

OU4LIFE

9/28/2006, 10:35 AM

I have two kids currently on Zithromax, at full prescription co-pay. Combine this with the high co-pay for their doctor visits, and you will begin to understand why Doc does not have me on his schedule. Mommy gets to put on her big girl panties and deal with her sinuses the old-fashion way: Tussin.

'scuse me? You lost me at "big girl panties"...

BeetDigger

9/28/2006, 10:45 AM

Mommy gets to put on her big girl panties ...

This post is worthless without pics.

BigRedJed

9/28/2006, 10:48 AM

http://home.cogeco.ca/~satin_jenni/pinkandblue1.jpg

BigRedJed

9/28/2006, 10:51 AM

I really, really enjoyed searching for that picture.

BeetDigger

9/28/2006, 10:51 AM

Those might give vpl. I think Vk is more of a thong girl.

Frozen Sooner

9/28/2006, 10:53 AM

I'm glad you all think this is so funny because my head still throbs like a slimy, stuffy sunuvabitch while you all laugh at my expense. HA HA! VK has a sinus infection! HA HA! THAT'S RICH!

****ers.

STOP BLAMING ME DAMN IT!

By the way, I hate it when tellers or whoever get bent out of shape because my a driver's license is expired. Listen, a-hole, I didn't change my face when my license expired. It's still picture identification. It's just not legal for me to drive a car.

Not that it's ever happened to me, but I hate it when people get all officious about stupid stuff. Pharmacy person is not the driver's license police. The driver's license police get to wear blue uniforms and drive cool cars-you know, the REAL police.

Mjcpr

9/28/2006, 11:02 AM

STOP BLAMING ME DAMN IT!

By the way, I hate it when tellers or whoever get bent out of shape because my a driver's license is expired. Listen, a-hole, I didn't change my face when my license expired. It's still picture identification. It's just not legal for me to drive a car.

I would think the fact that it is expired would make it no longer valid and most places require a valid ID.

That's my guess....I dunno.

Frozen Sooner

9/28/2006, 11:07 AM

That's the argument I get from the overly-officious. My point is that while it's no longer valid as a driver's license, it's certainly valid as an ID.

BeetDigger

9/28/2006, 11:07 AM

I would think the fact that it is expired would make it no longer valid and most places require a valid ID.

That's my guess....I dunno.

Umm, the current focus of this thread is panties. Not that valid ID's aren't important, they just aren't in line with the current tenor of this thread.

Carry on...

:D

Viking Kitten

9/28/2006, 11:13 AM

I really, really enjoyed searching for that picture.

I'm guessing your stack of wadded-up Kleenex just got a little taller.

Viking Kitten

9/28/2006, 11:15 AM

That's the argument I get from the overly-officious. My point is that while it's no longer valid as a driver's license, it's certainly valid as an ID.

As far as I'm concerned, the poster formerly known as Frozen wins this thread.

Frozen Sooner

9/28/2006, 11:16 AM

As far as I'm concerned, the poster formerly known as Frozen wins this thread.

That's Rich.

Mjcpr

9/28/2006, 11:27 AM

That's the argument I get from the overly-officious. My point is that while it's no longer valid as a driver's license, it's certainly valid as an ID.
You probably get it because it's true. The document is invalid if it has an expiration date and it is beyond that date. It's sort of like dairy products in that regard.

As a former teller bank dude, you should be able to see the reasoning behind it. :D

BeetDigger

9/28/2006, 11:28 AM

Ok, I give up.

Stoop Dawg

9/28/2006, 01:39 PM

I think it's funny when people complain about other people for not accommodating their laziness.

How hard is it to renew a driver's license? IMO, it's a lot easier than bitching about people for doing their job.

Try getting on an airplane with the expired license. Let me know how it goes.....

BlondeSoonerGirl

9/28/2006, 01:43 PM

*SQUIRT*

BlondeSoonerGirl

9/28/2006, 01:45 PM

crawfish

9/28/2006, 01:49 PM

This thread was almost saved by panties.

Almost.

That's sad. :(

Viking Kitten

9/28/2006, 01:59 PM

If panties and snot and coy, quasi-lesbian retorts and wadded-up Kleenex containing God-only-knows-what-bodily-fluid can't save this thread, I don't know what can.

Mjcpr

9/28/2006, 02:00 PM

If panties and snot and coy, quasi-lesbian retorts and wadded-up Kleenex containing God-only-knows-what-bodily-fluid can't save this thread, I don't know what can.

Titties and beer.

BlondeSoonerGirl

9/28/2006, 02:01 PM

Titties and beer.

:les: NOW WE'RE TALKIN'!!!

Viking Kitten

9/28/2006, 02:02 PM

You know, that sounds so crazy it just might work.

IB4OU2

9/28/2006, 02:03 PM

Titties and beer.

I've got the beer....

Viking Kitten

9/28/2006, 02:04 PM

LOOK AT MY TIDDIES!

http://static.flickr.com/50/113532909_46afca3909.jpg

Czar Soonerov

9/28/2006, 02:06 PM

http://www.media-post.net/mob7.jpg

Viking Kitten

9/28/2006, 02:16 PM

I'll also mention that it's probably okay to buy Midol without a driver's license... you know... just in case anyone posting in this thread should discover they need some. Just a PSA.

BeetDigger

9/28/2006, 02:17 PM

Suddenly, this thread has taken a turn for the better.

NormanPride

9/28/2006, 02:21 PM

It was the blackest night!
There was no moon in sight!
(you know the stars aint shinin
cause the skys too tight)
I heard the scary wind!
I seen some ugly trees!
There was a werewolf honkin,
long the side of me!

Im mean n Im bad, (yknow I aint no sissy)
Got a big-titty girly by the name of chrissy
Talkin about her n my bike n me...
n this ride up the mountain of mystery, (mystery)

(how re you doin? )

I noticed even the crickets
Acted weird up here
And so I figured I might
Just drink a little beer
I said, gimme summa that what yer suckin on...
But there was no reply
cause she was gone!

Wheres those titties I like so well,
n my goddam beer!
Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise
Like a crunchin twig, n up jumped the devil!
(hes about this big!)

I'd post the whole thing, but... it's really long.

colleyvillesooner

9/28/2006, 02:27 PM

where is the little drummer smiley when you need it?

Sorry I'm so late:

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d167/bushtit/smilies/rimshot.gif

Viking Kitten

9/28/2006, 02:29 PM

Suddenly, this thread has taken a turn for the better.

Ah ha... the snot thickens.

Mjcpr

9/28/2006, 02:31 PM

Ah ha... the snot thickens.

For a minute there, it had slowed down to a trickle.

BlondeSoonerGirl

9/28/2006, 02:32 PM

The Midol-needer is not earning any love, neither.

BeetDigger

9/28/2006, 02:32 PM

Ah ha... the snot thickens.

Cut that out. :mad:

Mjcpr

9/28/2006, 02:33 PM

If panties and snot and coy, quasi-lesbian retorts and wadded-up Kleenex containing God-only-knows-what-bodily-fluid can't save this thread, I don't know what can.

http://www.ilovebacon.com/092806/wonder.jpg

BlondeSoonerGirl

9/28/2006, 02:35 PM

HOORAY, WONDER WIENER!!!

HOORAY, ONLY A DOLLAR!!!

Viking Kitten

9/28/2006, 02:36 PM

Cut that out. :mad:

Your cold response leads me to believe you have a phlegmatic personality.

Czar Soonerov

9/28/2006, 02:36 PM

Ah ha... the snot thickens.
http://www.jusonneuk.co.uk/matern4.jpg

BeetDigger

9/28/2006, 02:36 PM

What size batteries does it use? (I'm referring to Wonder Weiner - damn you people are fast)

Mjcpr

9/28/2006, 02:36 PM

HOORAY, WONDER WIENER!!!

HOORAY, ONLY A DOLLAR!!!

Warning though, it's a choking hazard.

BigRedJed

9/28/2006, 03:01 PM

You probably get it because it's true. The document is invalid if it has an expiration date and it is beyond that date. It's sort of like dairy products in that regard.

As a former teller bank dude, you should be able to see the reasoning behind it. :D
Woah, look at me! I'm mr. haughty, overly-officious pain-in-the-*** stickler dude!

Mjcpr

9/28/2006, 04:26 PM

Woah, look at me! I'm mr. haughty, overly-officious pain-in-the-*** stickler dude!

Just stick to the 405 and being pompous.

;)

OUDoc

9/28/2006, 05:04 PM

If Doc wasn't as stingy with his time as I am with my love he might...oh, I don't know...help a fellow poster out?

:eddie:
Sounds like the barter system. :hot:

I'd help a fellow poster out, but I'd have to actually see them in my office. I kinda use my medical license on a daily basis. And it's NOT expired. ;)

BeetDigger

9/28/2006, 05:33 PM

Sounds like the barter system. :hot:

I'd help a fellow poster out, but I'd have to actually see them in my office. I kinda use my medical license on a daily basis. And it's NOT expired. ;)

[old doctor joke] Uhh, she's in for a cold, not need to put her in the stirrups.

Dang male interns do it EVERY time. [/old doctor joke]

StoopTroup

9/28/2006, 08:03 PM

This thread is a real rush.

Frozen Sooner

9/28/2006, 08:04 PM