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Boomer.....
9/26/2006, 01:14 PM
The replay official at the OU vs Oregon game was hospitalized
Monday afternoon with an undisclosed illness that doctors think
was initiated from the controversy of the game. His wife blames
the fans who have been making threatening phone calls blaming
him for the mistake that was made that OU fans feel cost them
the win in the game. An X-ray was taken to see if they could find
anything that would make him feel so poorly. After REVIEWING
the X-ray the doctors were able to determine the problem CORRECTLY.



X-ray is below...







http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/5075/skullin7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
StoopTroup
9/26/2006, 01:21 PM
I knew it.

His spleen is gone.
Boomer.....
9/26/2006, 01:22 PM
I know that it is a little late, but I just got this email and wanted to share.
OUDoc
9/26/2006, 01:24 PM
He's pregnant? Ahhh, that explains it.


;)
boomrsoonr
9/26/2006, 01:40 PM
Conclusive video evidence that Pac-10 officials have their heads up their pooter shooter.
KingDavid
9/26/2006, 01:44 PM
The replay official at the OU vs Oregon game was hospitalized
Monday afternoon with an undisclosed illness that doctors think
was initiated from the controversy of the game. His wife blames
the fans who have been making threatening phone calls blaming
him for the mistake that was made that OU fans feel cost them
the win in the game. An X-ray was taken to see if they could find
anything that would make him feel so poorly. After REVIEWING
the X-ray the doctors were able to determine the problem CORRECTLY.



X-ray is below...







http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/5075/skullin7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Constipation is a byitch.
OUDoc
9/26/2006, 01:45 PM
He probably doesn't even remember eating that.
Boomer.....
9/26/2006, 01:48 PM
He probably doesn't even remember eating that.
heh. :D
Sooner47
9/26/2006, 01:59 PM
http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/3448/headupass2ik.jpg
Kingwoodboomer
9/26/2006, 02:26 PM
http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/3448/headupass2ik.jpg


OUCH!!!!!!:eek:
Kingwoodboomer
9/26/2006, 02:27 PM
http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/3448/headupass2ik.jpg


OUCH!!!!!!:eek:
devOUt
9/26/2006, 02:58 PM
An enema should take care of the problem.
fadada1
9/26/2006, 03:02 PM
I knew it.

His spleen is gone.
there was one???
BoomerJack
9/26/2006, 03:30 PM
The headline in the Portland Oregonian read:

"X-Rays of Official's Head Reveal Nothing"
Readyfor8
9/26/2006, 04:08 PM
that X-ray is disturbing, he has no muscles or internal organs. Not to mention the pitted pock marks in several of his bones.

He should have that looked out.
josh09
9/26/2006, 05:03 PM
The replay official at the OU vs Oregon game was hospitalized
Monday afternoon with an undisclosed illness that doctors think
was initiated from the controversy of the game. His wife blames
the fans who have been making threatening phone calls blaming
him for the mistake that was made that OU fans feel cost them
the win in the game. An X-ray was taken to see if they could find
anything that would make him feel so poorly. After REVIEWING
the X-ray the doctors were able to determine the problem CORRECTLY.



X-ray is below...







http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/5075/skullin7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


LOL, owned

no wonder
william_brasky
9/26/2006, 05:16 PM
I'm no doctor, but his head should not be down there.
OU-HSV
9/26/2006, 05:45 PM
Thread of the day!
Soonerpsycho
9/26/2006, 06:00 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/Soonerpsycho/refxray.jpg
OUfan7
9/26/2006, 06:40 PM
Testicles, there are none!!!
goingoneight
9/26/2006, 09:07 PM
This just in... a late breaking on PAC 10 official Gordon Riese... he seems to be looking for a ball, if anyone has any information regarding the treatment of dear Gordon, please call 1-800-PAC-WINS
OKC-SLC
9/26/2006, 10:41 PM
He probably doesn't even remember eating that.
snake a tube down his nose and i'll be there in 6 hours.
Jason White's Third Knee
9/27/2006, 08:09 AM
Hey, wait a minute. This is a joke, isn't it.


I get it.
Sco
9/27/2006, 08:15 AM
Hey, wait a minute. This is a joke, isn't it.


I get it.

No way. It's too true to be a joke. I call legitimacy.