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Czar Soonerov
9/25/2006, 05:08 PM
Local moms compete for 'Hot' title (http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/15596489.htm)
A gaggle of gorgeous moms from across South Florida lined up in Miami Beach for a chance at cash prizes, a modeling agency interview and the title of 'Hottest Mom in America.'

Jacqueline Atwood, 17, from Hobe Sound, keeps her mother, Danielle, 47, company as she waits to audition for 'The Hottest Mom in America', a new reality TV show.
Jacqueline Atwood, 17, from Hobe Sound, keeps her mother, Danielle, 47, company as she waits to audition for 'The Hottest Mom in America', a new reality TV show.

At 5 a.m., when many partygoers are going home from clubland, a bunch of fair ladies began lining up Saturday outside an empty Miami Beach theater with no velvet rope and no bouncer.

Some wore classy, elegant dresses, while others looked set to embrace a brass pole. There were naturally pneumatic stunners and others who obviously had had some, ahem, surgical assistance.

But they all shared one sultry goal: to become the Hottest Mom in America -- and earn some cash for themselves and their kids.

There they were: scores of foxy South Florida moms flocked to the Byron Carlyle Theater on 71st Street, happy to spend up to two or three hours waiting in line for their turn to audition for the hot mom contest.

Mark Hughes, the show's executive producer, said more than 200 women turned out for the auditions. ``We want moms who are not just physically attractive, but confident, energetic, smart and involved with their kids and communities.''

Everybody, it seems, wants to be sexy from the cradle to the grave these days. Given our national obsession with hotness, it's no surprise that ''reality'' contest shows are so popular.

''I think I'm a pretty hot mom, and my son is the world to me,'' said flaxen-haired Yvonne Leibow, a Miami loan officer, communications student and mom of 2-year-old Devin. ``My family supports my being here. They agree that I'm hot.''

Gawking male motorists agreed, too. Distracted by the bulging cleavage and lithe legs on display, a few rubberneckers nearly crashed into one another.

Every so often, a crew member with a headset would run up and down the line of contestants, motioning for them to cheer wildly and wave their arms in the air whenever a TV camera ventured close.

''I don't know what the heck we're supposed to be cheering for, but here goes,'' said Meisha Robinson, a North Miami single mom and beauty salon manager. 'I'm here mostly just to say, `I did it.' My family can't believe it.''

Sagine Douge, of Hollywood, said her husband told her she was crazy. ''You're gonna get up at the crack of dawn on a Saturday?'' mimicked Douge, who has a 1-year-old son, Jordan.

To audition, the moms tell a camera why they think they should win and briefly display any showbiz talents, like singing or dancing. The computers take stills of the contestants, which are later displayed on the show's website, hottestmomin


Through further interviews, the field will be narrowed to 50, then 10, then five, Hughes said. ``Some of the ladies see it as a chance to begin a career in TV, but most are just having fun with it.''

The winner will get $25,000, plus a $25,000 scholarship for her child or split among her children, an interview with a modeling agency and treatments with Restylane, an injectable antiwrinkle gel, for a year. Auditions are scheduled through October in Dallas, Chicago, Atlanta, New York City and Los Angeles. TV stations then will bid to air the show once it's done filming, Hughes said.

Homestead ''hottie'' Stacey Christidis, wearing what looked like a shirt with the bra on the outside, said she would use the prize money to pay medical bills for her daughter Malaina, 6, who has autism.

''Motherhood is the hardest job,'' said Christidis, a doting mom who also has a 3-year-old son, Nico.

``Why not make some money at it?''

Widescreen
9/25/2006, 05:43 PM
Homestead ''hottie'' Stacey Christidis, wearing what looked like a shirt with the bra on the outside, said she would use the prize money to pay medical bills for her daughter Malaina, 6, who has severe emotional trauma caused by her mom being a ho.

Fixed.

slickdawg
9/25/2006, 05:44 PM
I'd hit it - DolEmItE

mdklatt
9/25/2006, 06:16 PM
Homestead ''hottie'' Stacey Christidis, wearing what looked like a shirt with the bra on the outside, said she would use the prize money to pay medical bills for her daughter Malaina, 6, who has autism.

Chicks named Stacy--especially with an "e"--are almost invariable hot. Hot dirty sluts that will let you put it wherever you...was that out loud?

StoopTroup
9/25/2006, 06:22 PM
Sounds like a good show. :D

SoonerDood
9/25/2006, 06:24 PM
This thread is worthless without pictures.

bri
9/25/2006, 06:25 PM
This thread is worthless with pictures. :D

the_ouskull
9/25/2006, 07:41 PM
I'll watch it if you let me change the name to what it REALLY is:

"I f*cked, make me famous."

the_ouskull

VeeJay
9/25/2006, 07:50 PM
Why didn't I know about this?

I can rubberneck with the best of them!

william_brasky
9/25/2006, 08:07 PM
The daughter didn't get the mother's genes.

http://www.miami.com/images/miami/miamiherald/15599/243339204533.jpg
Daughter Left, Mother Right.

BoogercountySooner
9/25/2006, 08:34 PM
Here they are greeting me when I got there!:D :D

http://www.miami.com/images/miami/miamiherald/15600/243362557400.jpg

Oldnslo
9/25/2006, 08:34 PM
Did any of them display "dignity"?

bri
9/25/2006, 08:35 PM
No, but "gah" was apparently in abundance.

VeeJay
9/25/2006, 08:37 PM
This thread is worthless with pictures. :D

Why do you hate the human reproductive process?

bri
9/25/2006, 09:46 PM
I love the miracle of birth...I just could do without the miracle of skank.

VeeJay
9/25/2006, 10:12 PM
I didn't mention anything about birth.

Okla-homey
9/26/2006, 10:26 AM
I have heard on good authority that sometimes youth coaches pick certain kids for "little league" teams based in part on their moms' hawtness.

In fact, I have learned that a certain coach (with whom I am related) created a special column on his try-outs data spreadsheet labeled "HM?" which went either checked or unchecked, and if checked, factored heavily in his selection decisions.

picasso
9/26/2006, 10:30 AM
the trick to being a hot mom is not dressing like a huzzie.

us guys can tell if you're hot or not. believe you me.

TUSooner
9/26/2006, 10:35 AM
I have heard on good authority that sometimes youth coaches pick certain kids for "little league" teams based in part on their moms' hawtness.

In fact, I have learned that a certain coach (with whom I am related) created a special column on his try-outs data spreadsheet labeled "HM?" which went either checked or unchecked, and if checked, factored heavily in his selection decisions.

Hotness is overrated as a selection criterion. First, it only comes into play when you've already picked the best players and the remainder are "on the bubble." But almost as important as hotness are whether the parents have a swimming pool or whether they own a restaurant, saloon, or brewery. There was a rumor we once selected a player because her mom had just had boobie enhancement surgery, but that player would have made the team anyway. Just wanted to straighten that out.

Thus thread will not end well.

Okla-homey
9/26/2006, 10:41 AM
Hotness is overrated as a selection criterion. First, it only comes into play when you've already picked the best players and the remainder are "on the bubble." But almost as important as hotness are whether the parents have a swimming pool or whether they own a restaurant, saloon, or brewery. There was a rumor we once selected a player because her mom had just had boobie enhancement surgery, but that player would have made the team anyway. Just wanted to straighten that out.

Thus thread will not end well.

So, and not to put words (or anything else for that matter) in your mouth, hot moms are an acceptable "tie breaker" criteria in player selection? Me likey.

BeetDigger
9/26/2006, 11:07 AM
A bit of brilliant journalistic prose:


Some wore classy, elegant dresses, while others looked set to embrace a brass pole. There were naturally pneumatic stunners and others who obviously had had some, ahem, surgical assistance.

VeeJay
9/26/2006, 11:20 AM
I am glad I didn't post what I almost posted last night after I'd had a few brews.

picasso
9/26/2006, 11:22 AM
I am glad I didn't post what I almost posted last night after I'd had a few brews.
that you're really a DILF fan?


:D

VeeJay
9/26/2006, 11:27 AM
Joe Piscopo in his best Frank Sinatra impersonation:

"I don't swing that way, ba-beeeee!"

SelmaBamaFan
9/26/2006, 11:29 AM
The lack of pics in this thread is the succ.

stoopified
9/26/2006, 11:46 AM
I love the miracle of birth...I just could do without the miracle of skank.
Nothing wrong with skank,long as you got protection.

Widescreen
9/26/2006, 12:30 PM
that you're really a DILF fan?


:D
Kind of makes you wonder about Trent DILFer.

VeeJay
9/26/2006, 01:06 PM
Any dads wonder if you've ever been called a DILF?

Do wimmins use that?

crawfish
9/26/2006, 01:29 PM
Any dads wonder if you've ever been called a DILF?

Do wimmins use that?

They must use it on me, they're always laughing and pointing when I'm picking up my third grader from school...

VeeJay
9/26/2006, 02:13 PM
Happens to me too.

Especially when I wear my DILF ensemble - plaid bermuda shorts, short sleeve oxford shirt, black dress socks and brown wing tips.

Scott D
9/26/2006, 03:49 PM
it's ideas like this which make me hearken for the final jihad to happen sooner.

bri
9/26/2006, 05:32 PM
it's ideas like this which make me hearken for the final jihad to happen sooner.

Yes, it is horrible, this idea...

:D