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proud gonzo
9/24/2006, 10:44 PM
1 pair of shoes
1 pair of jeans
1 pair of boxer shorts
1 longsleeved shirt

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/7416/shoesjeansshortsif3.jpg
sanantoniosooner
9/24/2006, 10:45 PM
Don't you know to take the strings out of shoes to wash them?
dolemitesooner
9/24/2006, 10:46 PM
OHH MAY GQAWD EVEN i AM NOT THE STUPIOD
proud gonzo
9/24/2006, 10:50 PM
I never have that problem because I don't untie my shoes

DAMN YOU FLOOD CONTROL!
GottaHavePride
9/24/2006, 10:57 PM
Yeah! Look at those hairy legs!
dolemitesooner
9/24/2006, 11:28 PM
and I said gawd damn
lil'duck
9/24/2006, 11:35 PM
your washing machine must suffer from the same illness mine does: eating everything in sight. doesn't matter if there are strings or not - just likes to devour every shred of clothing that goes in.
GottaHavePride
9/24/2006, 11:36 PM
Yeah, even without the shoes in there half the time it tangles things up.
dolemitesooner
9/24/2006, 11:58 PM
your washing machine must suffer from the same illness mine does: eating everything in sight. doesn't matter if there are strings or not - just likes to devour every shred of clothing that goes in.
noob
oumartin
9/25/2006, 07:51 AM
I'm concerned at what a small leak might do to that laminate flooring.
BigRedJed
9/25/2006, 08:14 AM
What's the blue thing on the floor? GHP's Underoos?
Okla-homey
9/25/2006, 08:37 AM
What's the blue thing on the floor? GHP's Underoos?

No, that is a single-serving size box of "All" lying crushed and spent on the floor. Clearly these young people have not heard of Sam's for a semester-length package of laundry detergent -- they just got money to BURN!;)
Hatfield
9/25/2006, 08:38 AM
i like the cooler in the laundry room...because you never know when you will need a beer
GottaHavePride
9/25/2006, 08:41 AM
The blue thing is a package of those damn Swiffer cloths that fell down there. and I didn't have anywhere else to put the cooler - I was using it for grocery store trips while my car's A/C was out and it was about 110 degrees outside.
colleyvillesooner
9/25/2006, 08:43 AM
I'm concerned at what a small leak might do to that laminate flooring.

I'm concerned that the sticker is still on the front of the machine.
GottaHavePride
9/25/2006, 08:59 AM
What, there's some law saying you have to remove stickers? I'm lazy. Ain't got time to worry about how pretty my washing machine is... ;)
BlondeSoonerGirl
9/25/2006, 09:34 AM
This thread is making me laugh.

Hard.
C&CDean
9/25/2006, 09:59 AM
Guns don't kill people. And washer machines don't ruin clothes. I'm just sayin'.....
BigRedJed
9/25/2006, 10:25 AM
http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/netkidswear_1917_257637200
Miko
9/25/2006, 11:07 AM
I'm concerned that the sticker is still on the front of the machine.


That's actually the tag from the matress:eek:

Evil lawbreakers!
jeremy885
9/25/2006, 11:23 AM
1 pair of shoes
1 pair of jeans
1 pair of boxer shorts
1 longsleeved shirt

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/7416/shoesjeansshortsif3.jpg


Why would you wash anything with shoes?

And why does GHP look like Nick Zepp?
sooner_born_1960
9/25/2006, 11:55 AM
Why does what appears to be a male have anything to do with the laundry? And what is this laundry?
proud gonzo
9/25/2006, 01:29 PM
I'm concerned that the sticker is still on the front of the machine.

dude, I never even noticed that until you mentioned it just now.
I_SMELL_FEAR
9/25/2006, 02:21 PM
do you always wash EVERYTHING you wore that day?
KC//CRIMSON
9/25/2006, 02:30 PM
GHP has perfect "Ken Doll" hair.:D
StoopTroup
9/25/2006, 02:31 PM
Do they still sell styrofoam coolers?
MamaMia
9/25/2006, 04:17 PM
That shirt and the boxers should have been washed with dark delicates.
C&CDean
9/25/2006, 04:34 PM
I'm just wondering who spray painted the wall/door? They've got this new invention out. It's called masking tape/paper. Look into it.
NormanPride
9/25/2006, 04:55 PM
I'd just like to jump in this thread to deride and ridicule your domicile. I find it kitschy and unattractive. Living in squalor must be so hard.

;)
BajaOklahoma
9/25/2006, 05:26 PM
I really needed a laugh today. This is the best.
Sooner_Bob
9/25/2006, 05:30 PM
Heh
BlondeSoonerGirl
9/25/2006, 05:46 PM
One time, me and my washing machine made a big spiderpantyhosebra.

No relation to the chupacabra. :mack:
GottaHavePride
9/25/2006, 05:57 PM
I'm just wondering who spray painted the wall/door? They've got this new invention out. It's called masking tape/paper. Look into it.

That'd be the previous owners.

Oh, and I washed all that stuff with those shoes because hat's what I was wearing during my two-hour weedeating marathon in the backyard. that stuff was covered in grass, and I wanted to wash it right away before that stuff made my allergies go haywire.
GottaHavePride
9/25/2006, 05:59 PM
GHP has perfect "Ken Doll" hair.:D

Heh. And you know what? I don't even do anything to it. In fact, my hair absolutely refuses to do anything other than that.
proud gonzo
9/25/2006, 06:03 PM
you should see what the old owners did to my bathroom :mad:
hurricane'bone
9/25/2006, 06:05 PM
That'd be the previous owners.

Oh, and I washed all that stuff with those shoes because hat's what I was wearing during my two-hour weedeating marathon in the backyard. that stuff was covered in grass, and I wanted to wash it right away before that stuff made my allergies go haywire.


your boxers were covered in grass?
SicEmBaylor
9/25/2006, 06:09 PM
That hair is magnificent. I've started losing so much hair in the last 2-3 years...

Anywhoo, hair spek.
GottaHavePride
9/25/2006, 06:10 PM
your boxers were covered in grass?

No, but a couple of hours with a weedeater makes things... schweaty.
BlondeSoonerGirl
9/25/2006, 06:11 PM
This thread's getting good...
slickdawg
9/25/2006, 06:26 PM
Can you have sex on the washer?
mdklatt
9/25/2006, 06:28 PM
a couple of hours with a weedeater

Do you take care of the whole yard with a weedeater? No mower?
GottaHavePride
9/25/2006, 06:40 PM
Do you take care of the whole yard with a weedeater? No mower?

I have a mower, but I hadn't had an opportunity to mow the backyard in about a month. I figured it was a bit too deep for my mower to handle.