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badger
9/24/2006, 06:00 PM
...has thick eyebrows to match his thick teeth.
...is under the Chris Simms curse.
...will let Mack Brown answer questions for him in press conferences.
...will be exposed as a choke artist on Oct. 7.
Readyfor8
9/24/2006, 06:02 PM
... thought Vince Young had a really good throwing technique.
badger
9/24/2006, 06:03 PM
...thought Vince Young had a really good Wonderlic.
Readyfor8
9/24/2006, 06:07 PM
... still goes to Santa Clause in the mall to ask for things like extra butt padding to guard against mack.
badger
9/24/2006, 06:09 PM
...is so incredibly awesome and the successor to the Vince Young era at Texas! Did you see him against UNT and Iowa State? The best quarterback since Vince Young in the entire Big 12? CONCLUSIVE.
NASASooner
9/24/2006, 06:41 PM
...flicked a booger from his nose and then his head caved in.
DrZaius
9/24/2006, 06:53 PM
thought he had a hair until he peee'd
sooner94
9/24/2006, 07:07 PM
pops the pimples on Jevan Snead's ***
Readyfor8
9/24/2006, 07:15 PM
... has 262 yards less than Paul Thompson, and only 1 less sack (our OLine is better than I thought)
devOUt
9/24/2006, 07:45 PM
... throws like Uncle Rico.
Ash
9/24/2006, 07:50 PM
looks like Ricky Schroder but ain't half as tough.
goingoneight
9/24/2006, 07:55 PM
... must be the new Head Football Coach at Texas, since this is a coaching trend we started with brother Watson."










































































Oh, what the hell...

... thinks he's the REAL McCOY!!!
jdsooner
9/24/2006, 08:03 PM
Doesn't like it when "the wind is tricky."
Ash
9/24/2006, 08:16 PM
went into a jealous fit when he saw the Vince Young Mack Brown Love Story
westcoast_sooner
9/24/2006, 08:16 PM
hopes to get nekkid with a real girl sometime soon.
goingoneight
9/24/2006, 08:35 PM
sounds like John David Booty when he talks...
StoopTroup
9/24/2006, 08:47 PM
...is really a gelding.
BIG_IKE
9/24/2006, 10:27 PM
....grew up in the Shire with Frodo
BIG_IKE
9/24/2006, 10:27 PM
..kissed Fred Savage in the mouth
BIG_IKE
9/24/2006, 10:28 PM
starred in Home Alone 2
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
9/24/2006, 10:32 PM
Was the stunt double for Donkey from both Shrek movies.
soonerkaufmanII
9/24/2006, 10:35 PM
.....swam half way across a lake to save my arse from drowning.
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
9/24/2006, 10:42 PM
Was on the Swift Boats with John Kerry
horninokc
9/24/2006, 10:53 PM
You guys are really pathetic. First, I will say I have been surprisingly impressed with PT's play. Since tOSU burned us badly through the air I think he is a real threat. But you cannot make an honest assessment of Colt in the same way.

Colt has done what was expected of him. He is efficient and and has handled the pressure of succeeding a legend and being under the spotlight much better than many others would. Have your fun, make fun of his looks, his eye brows, his teeth, whatever makes you feel important. He is young. And he is going to walk out the Cotton Bowl with your collective asses hanging from his belt.

And I am hanging the Texas flag over my cubicle at my job for OU in OKC.
XingTheRubicon
9/24/2006, 11:18 PM
You guys are really pathetic. First, I will say I have been surprisingly impressed with PT's play. Since tOSU burned us badly through the air I think he is a real threat. But you cannot make an honest assessment of Colt in the same way.

Colt has done what was expected of him. He is efficient and and has handled the pressure of succeeding a legend and being under the spotlight much better than many others would. Have your fun, make fun of his looks, his eye brows, his teeth, whatever makes you feel important. He is young. And he is going to walk out the Cotton Bowl with your collective asses hanging from his belt.

And I am hanging the Texas flag over my cubicle at my job for OU in OKC.


Performance vs. teams in the top 40.....

F-
horninokc
9/24/2006, 11:52 PM
Performance vs. teams in the top 40.....

F-

And beating your sorry team Oct 7 won't prove anything either. But it is still sweet. Hard to find good competition clsoe to home, at least until Nebraska.
jdsooner
9/25/2006, 12:15 AM
His nickname is Colt the Dolt!
jdsooner
9/25/2006, 12:17 AM
Gets passionate fan letters from horninokc.
Readyfor8
9/25/2006, 12:21 AM
... is envious of the close relationship between Mack and Vince.











































































































(by close I mean angry butt sex.)
Ash
9/25/2006, 12:23 AM
I am really pathetic. I have no idea what's going on in this thread. But just like my man-crush Mack: "I'll answer this one for Colt!"

That being said, I've done exactly what people expect of an ign'ant whorn.

And I am hanging by a thread onto the hope that he can lead us to victory.

Fixed it fer ya.

And back to the thread:

...can't wait till he's old enough to see a PG-13 movie without his parents.
Readyfor8
9/25/2006, 12:38 AM
... thinks being called Opie is a good thing.
ouwasp
9/25/2006, 12:40 AM
acts like he's feverishly taking notes in his classes at ut, hoping to impress the hot chicks about him.

Little does he know the chicks are lesbians.

Or what a lesbian is...
Readyfor8
9/25/2006, 12:41 AM
believes in the Tooth Fairy, primarily because having another fairy in his room makes him hot.
badger
9/25/2006, 12:45 AM
Colt the Dolt, eh? Well in that case:

Colt McCoy's nickname is not "the real mccoy."

Colt McCoy...is the real dolt. :D
Desert Sapper
9/25/2006, 01:33 AM
Fondles Bevo before every home game.
StoopTroup
9/25/2006, 06:00 AM
...still has his spleen.
AlbqSooner
9/25/2006, 06:18 AM
. . . wishes Bevo had a smoother tongue.
StoopTroup
9/25/2006, 07:35 AM
...is busy studying tape from last years game.

http://www.geocities.com/sunnyg.chaos/Gollum.gif
XingTheRubicon
9/25/2006, 10:30 AM
And beating your sorry team Oct 7 won't prove anything either. But it is still sweet. Hard to find good competition clsoe to home, at least until Nebraska.


You've won 1 out of 6, Diana.

I bet growing up, your Dad taught you that 1 of 6 was pretty good for a texan and worthy of boasting. It's not your fault, if your Dad wasn't a loser than you wouldn't have to be this way. I know you don't know any better, you're excited as hell to 1/2 the program that OU is. Good for you.
Landthief 1972
9/25/2006, 10:36 AM
You guys are really pathetic. First, I will say I have been surprisingly impressed with PT's play. Since tOSU burned us badly through the air I think he is a real threat. But you cannot make an honest assessment of Colt in the same way.

Colt has done what was expected of him. He is efficient and and has handled the pressure of succeeding a legend and being under the spotlight much better than many others would. Have your fun, make fun of his looks, his eye brows, his teeth, whatever makes you feel important. He is young. And he is going to walk out the Cotton Bowl with your collective asses hanging from his belt.

And I am hanging the Texas flag over my cubicle at my job for OU in OKC.

Pssst...someone explain to the whorn that we do this for every game, and they need to pull their thong out of their crack.

P.S.-Considering how many whorn fans used to make cracks about Jason White's teeth, I'd say you need a does of STFU.
ADs_Agent
9/25/2006, 11:14 AM
....is praying that puberty will hit him soon.
SoonerJLB
9/25/2006, 11:27 AM
Looks like that Corky guy from "Life goes on".

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/1390/10moo7.jpg

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/3748/lifegoesondd0.gif

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/7576/imagesyh6.jpg
horninokc
9/25/2006, 11:51 AM
You've won 1 out of 6, Diana.

I bet growing up, your Dad taught you that 1 of 6 was pretty good for a texan and worthy of boasting. It's not your fault, if your Dad wasn't a loser than you wouldn't have to be this way. I know you don't know any better, you're excited as hell to 1/2 the program that OU is. Good for you.

At ou they might teach that history begins in 2000 but it does not. This series is so lopsided I might not live long enough to see you even it up if you win every game for the rest of my life. 56-39-5. Puts "hang half a hundred on 'em" in a whole new context, doesn't it? :P
TexasSooner01
9/25/2006, 11:56 AM
Is Gey and likes Bevo to .........
Dio
9/25/2006, 02:40 PM
...hangs his hat on wins racked up in the leather helmet era to feel better about the whorns being 2-5 against Stoops.
Landthief 1972
9/25/2006, 03:03 PM
At ou they might teach that history begins in 2000 but it does not. This series is so lopsided I might not live long enough to see you even it up if you win every game for the rest of my life. 56-39-5. Puts "hang half a hundred on 'em" in a whole new context, doesn't it? :P

At your age, that could be any minute, so that's not really enough time to make it up, now is it? :texan:

I guess at UT they think history begins in 2005, since most whorn fans weren't alive for their previous national championship. Of course, back then, if you were black, you weren't allowed to play for UT anyway. :texan:
MRNOTDUCKS
9/25/2006, 03:18 PM
...throws a bunch of INTs.
StoopTroup
9/25/2006, 03:22 PM
...just realized that horses don't have whorns.
birddog
9/25/2006, 04:58 PM
His nickname is Colt the Dolt!

colt "the dolt" mccoy. if you're a dolt, you might need to see an online dictionary.
i had to look it up to make sure it was a good fit.:D
soonerthanu
9/25/2006, 06:49 PM
likes the idea of a Birdine/Granger sandwich
soonerthanu
9/25/2006, 06:49 PM
is the first one in the showers.... and the last one out.
olevetonahill
9/25/2006, 06:51 PM
likes to play with Miniature horse weenies. with mack
TheUnnamedSooner
9/25/2006, 06:54 PM
pops the pimples on Jevan Snead's ***

so he popped himself?
boomersoonerdude
9/25/2006, 07:03 PM
Let me answer that one for COLT...... "The Sooners gonna beat the crap out of us"
Ash
9/25/2006, 08:15 PM
At ou they might teach that history begins in 2000 but it does not. This series is so lopsided I might not live long enough to see you even it up if you win every game for the rest of my life. 56-39-5. Puts "hang half a hundred on 'em" in a whole new context, doesn't it? :P

You have a better chance of living to see that than living to see saxeT play for another national championship.
Ash
9/25/2006, 08:17 PM
...keeps asking Mack when milk and cookies time is and wonders why they don't get nap time during practice.
horninokc
9/25/2006, 09:36 PM
At your age, that could be any minute, so that's not really enough time to make it up, now is it? :texan:

I guess at UT they think history begins in 2005, since most whorn fans weren't alive for their previous national championship. Of course, back then, if you were black, you weren't allowed to play for UT anyway. :texan:

Landthief,
That was cold, but well taken and deserved. There is a lot about much of the South that is not something to be proud of. I would like to think that making Travis County and UT the equal rights focal point and only "Blue" spot in Texas helps make up a little for stupidity and racism that was unfortunately common in the pre-70's. We really have come a long way.

And after Oct 7 it will just be one more year that I will have to live to see you come even. Not going anywhere soon.
gundleok
9/25/2006, 09:41 PM
...believes his namesake will become a beer one day. "Have a rough day, have a Colt McCoy."
badger
9/25/2006, 09:48 PM
...thinks burnt orange is pretty.
StoopTroup
9/25/2006, 09:54 PM
"Be like Colt...have a Jolt"

http://www.industryplayer.com/images/licrespic/jolt-cola.jpg
badger
9/25/2006, 10:23 PM
...thinks he is more than a grain of solt at 50,000-population ut.
yes, "solt."
http://image.depart.livedoor.com/free/ajiraku/solt.jpg
TrophyCollector
9/25/2006, 10:28 PM
...is already frustrated with Greg Davis' conservative playcalling in big games.
Octavian
9/26/2006, 12:00 AM
...stupidity and racism that was unfortunately common in the pre-70's. We really have come a long way.

...doesn't understand how a longtime employee at UT-Austin could've somehow missed the constant vandalism of the MLK statue on campus....

...unless, he thinks, maybe the ivory tower fairy felt so secure in his lilly-white gated community that he was completely oblivious to the reality around him...

then he gets it.

...and then he kicks back w/ his favorite tube of red lipstick and cranks up some Mariah Carey.
Octavian
9/26/2006, 12:04 AM
At ou they might teach that history begins in 2000 but it does not. This series is so lopsided I might not live long enough to see you even it up if you win every game for the rest of my life. 56-39-5. Puts "hang half a hundred on 'em" in a whole new context, doesn't it? :P

think you'll live long enough to see Texas have a trophy room that a Sooner fan wouldn't look at and snicker?
KingDavid
9/26/2006, 01:05 AM
And I am banging my Texas fag in my cubicle.

. . . doesn't need any astrolube when he takes it in the arse from the little horninokc during their weekend rendevouz in Austin.
william_brasky
9/26/2006, 01:45 AM
Hey doods, last thread like this (Belotti one) was fun and all, but gave us bad mojo.

Cease and desist.

Mods, delete this thread fast.
StoopTroup
9/26/2006, 06:33 AM
....is over at Bill Brasky's while he's out of town.
Desert Sapper
9/28/2006, 02:20 PM
...still wears spiderman underoos
magic33216
9/28/2006, 02:36 PM
. . .will be the next "40 year-old virgin"
badger
9/29/2006, 07:18 PM
...will LOSE, good DAY sir!
momark
9/30/2006, 12:45 AM
is glad as hell that bevo can't talk
soonerthanu
9/30/2006, 02:29 AM
Is still ****ed at vince for breaking macks heart...and he knows he will never be able to love mack the way vince did.