View Full Version : Mack Brown...
goingoneight
9/24/2006, 05:11 PM
... thinks it's never too early to answer for Colt...
OnlyOneOklahoma
9/24/2006, 05:20 PM
Mack Brown is a dirty whorn
GottaHavePride
9/24/2006, 05:24 PM
...sits down when he pees.
OKLA21FAN
9/24/2006, 05:25 PM
Answers questions for Chris
devOUt
9/24/2006, 05:27 PM
. . . played Mr. Haney on Green Acres.
Drives with his turn signal on...all the live long day.
Newbomb Turk
9/24/2006, 05:38 PM
has a Vince Young blow-up doll in his office.
Readyfor8
9/24/2006, 05:38 PM
... thinks the wind in the Cotton Bowl is going to be a factor if they don't run out of time this year.
badger
9/24/2006, 05:42 PM
...stole the green notebook from Mr. Coach Kline in Waterboy.
Already has a game plan in place:
1) clap
2) massage refs butts
3) massage players butts
4) clap
He's going on an intensive hand moisturizing regime all week. Watch out.
badger
9/24/2006, 05:44 PM
...won by not coaching.
...loses by coaching.
OnlyOneOklahoma
9/24/2006, 05:45 PM
...cries himself to sleep every night
badger
9/24/2006, 05:46 PM
...is 2-5 against Bob Stoops.
OnlyOneOklahoma
9/24/2006, 05:55 PM
...eats babies
BoogercountySooner
9/24/2006, 05:57 PM
Already has a game plan in place:
1) clap
2) massage refs butts
3) massage players butts
4) clap
He's going on an intensive hand moisturizing regime all week. Watch out.
A good dose of penicylin will get rid of that clap problem!:)
badger
9/24/2006, 05:58 PM
...spends hours making signs to advertise his crappy Web site to show in ESPN Gameday's background.
Readyfor8
9/24/2006, 06:01 PM
... is requesting Pac10 officials for the RRS!
sooneron
9/24/2006, 06:02 PM
... doesn't use whitening toothpaste.
Readyfor8
9/24/2006, 06:09 PM
... calls himself Mack "Daddy" Brown, but only when he is talking one on one with a player.
limey_sooner
9/24/2006, 06:20 PM
...is Mack Brown (no bigger insult is there)
All_Day_28
9/24/2006, 06:29 PM
Is happily in love---->http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEmOliM5OAY
badger
9/24/2006, 06:35 PM
Is happily in love---->http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEmOliM5OAY
rainbow spek.
sooneron
9/24/2006, 06:48 PM
... Claims Greg Davis is a genius following the thrashing of (p)UNT.
r5TPsooner
9/24/2006, 06:50 PM
has herpes on his lips.
BOOMERBRADLEY
9/24/2006, 06:52 PM
sucks at life...
badger
9/24/2006, 06:52 PM
...used to coach at Appalachian State
linky (http://www.alumni.appstate.edu/blog/photos/History/MackBrown1_lg.jpg)
DrZaius
9/24/2006, 06:54 PM
Prefers to check his own colon
stoops the eternal pimp
9/24/2006, 06:55 PM
Prefers to check his own colon
WOW.......wow
badger
9/24/2006, 07:02 PM
...begs to be put in the Rose Bowl.
...thought of the line "let's go kick some OU butt"
...still considers Chrissy his golden boy.
...still considered by Vince as the mack daddy.
...can recruit great Texas players, but only the ones OU doesn't want.
birddog
9/24/2006, 07:09 PM
...thinks 2 weeks from today is this tuesday.
badger
9/24/2006, 07:11 PM
...thinks 2 weeks from today is this tuesday.
...thinks about how to explain two weeks from today about the rest of the season to Texas fans after losing to OU.
birddog
9/24/2006, 07:40 PM
...likes to use the phrase "what's the rumpus?" when he calls chizik.
goingoneight
9/24/2006, 07:43 PM
... 's VYagra has worn off by now...
Hates the new clock rules because he can just keep the boys on the sideline now and not line up to take-a-knee before halftime when he's sitting on a comfortable score deficit.
ClintonSooner
9/24/2006, 08:21 PM
...has a baby arm
CrimsonandCreamForever
9/24/2006, 08:32 PM
... doesn't use whitening toothpaste.
...doesn't use toothpaste at all! :twinkies:
goingoneight
9/24/2006, 08:32 PM
... is desperately trying to avoid 12-67.
Think... three year trend... you'll get it...
... had no answer for ENA in 2003, had no answer for AD in 2004... Supposes he'll get more film on our backup guy for the second half... if ya know what I mean.
StoopTroup
9/24/2006, 08:37 PM
...has always been...
The weakest link.
http://www.gamerevolution.com/oldsite/games/sony/sim/weakest_link5.jpg
OUstud
9/24/2006, 08:59 PM
...is a penis.
OKC-SLC
9/24/2006, 09:28 PM
...drives a Ford with a sticker of Calvin peeing on a Chevy logo.
...kicked ou's butt last year and won a NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!
ClintonSooner
9/24/2006, 09:48 PM
...but cant remember the last time that happened :D
SoonerObsession
9/24/2006, 10:04 PM
...yells out "ya'll come in here and take a look at this before I flush it!"
SoonerObsession
9/24/2006, 10:06 PM
...sings along to rap songs in the car until an African American pulls up next to him.
SoonerObsession
9/24/2006, 10:08 PM
...doesn't turn right until the light is green, even if there is no traffic coming.
1991SOONER
9/24/2006, 10:12 PM
Is over at Vince Youngs house right now giving him a rubdown...
OKC-SLC
9/24/2006, 10:22 PM
...wears his ID and boarding pass in one of those plastic things around his neck when at the airport.
BIG_IKE
9/24/2006, 10:26 PM
...has teeth that look like a nickel defense wearing yellow jerseys :D
horninokc
9/24/2006, 10:59 PM
Stoops recruited PT as a quarterback and Vince Young as a receiver. Mack recruited PT as a receiver and Vince as a quarterback.
Seems like evaluating recruit potential comes down on Mack's side.
Pepper
9/24/2006, 11:15 PM
Prepared for playing Rice, by making his team eat rice.
(This one's real, they said it on the Iowa State game)
CatfishSooner
9/24/2006, 11:19 PM
got aids while performing in a jihn holmes film
KingDavid
9/24/2006, 11:51 PM
. . . . markets his "soft touch" when recruiting top notch talent. (Somebody show the love he gave to VY and the refs).
was told to f**k off by VY and then suddenly became a good coach.
apparently thinks nothing of dope smoking and gun-toting...if you're a star player.
badger
9/25/2006, 12:53 AM
...goes to Tom Cruise for psychological evaluation.
...thinks Chuck Norris is UT's biggest celebrity fan, but doesn't realize that Norris isn't a celebrity.
...wants to use UT as a stepping stone to go to a major program, like Alabama... and then, if he's good enough after one season into a longer contract, Texas A&M.
horninokc
9/25/2006, 02:52 AM
apparently thinks nothing of dope smoking and gun-toting...if you're a star player.
Yawn. Negative tests for pot and legally owned weapon.
Readyfor8
9/25/2006, 03:02 AM
... pretends that TBrown was the first player to be caught with dope at tu. Like a fan that remain nameless.
StoopTroup
9/25/2006, 05:59 AM
Yawn. Negative tests for pot and legally owned weapon.
...is apparently on a recruiting trip in OKC.
Yawn. Negative tests for pot and legally owned weapon.
...like many of his fans, has a short memory regarding how many players of his have been implicated or arrested for weapons, drugs, assault and even child molestation crimes.:eek:
StoopTroup
9/25/2006, 07:37 AM
...has scheduled a tooth extraction for Monday October 9th to ease his pain.
Dances with Possums
9/25/2006, 07:45 AM
..... hates Puppies and Jesus.
birddog
9/25/2006, 08:16 AM
...leaves old dried-up deodorant cakes under his arms for weeks at a time.
mxATVracer10
9/25/2006, 12:08 PM
...lets his thread fall to page 2 while "Colt the Dolt" stays at the top of page 1
..forces his wife to troll internet message boards to see if any of his players are getting in trouble.
...walks around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?"
...was the gunman on the grassy knoll
StoopTroup
9/25/2006, 02:13 PM
...is chewing his fingernails.
batonrougesooner
9/25/2006, 02:33 PM
...thinks Nesquick is much better than Ovaltine.
wears a$$less pants to the pregame meetings hoping one of the refs will notice.
BeetDigger
9/25/2006, 02:50 PM
...cruises the local high schools looking for dates.
BeetDigger
9/25/2006, 02:51 PM
...claims Vince Young was his best lover ever.
OUstud
9/25/2006, 02:58 PM
...is summed up by this quote from Hawaii coach June Jones after :mack: backed out of a 2000 game in Honolulu:
"I've never known a Texan to back down from a fight before. I guess their coach isn't from Texas."
OUMallen
9/25/2006, 03:18 PM
...is terrified of the day Chizik leaves Austin.
OUMallen
9/25/2006, 03:20 PM
seals his Strawberry Shortcake dolls in Ziplock bags so they won't lose their smell.
StoopTroup
9/25/2006, 03:21 PM
...slept with Bevo.
MRNOTDUCKS
9/25/2006, 03:21 PM
... [insert something demeaning and hateful here].
StoopTroup
9/25/2006, 03:26 PM
... [insert something demeaning and hateful here].
....[then do it again and again]. :D
TexasSooner01
9/25/2006, 03:42 PM
Is gey and loves to shower w/the players after each game! ....Oh boy Colt dropped the soap:D
TheHumanAlphabet
9/25/2006, 04:24 PM
Showers without soap,
Only rinses his hands with water after using the bathroom
and never uses toothpaste to brush his teeth...
TheHumanAlphabet
9/25/2006, 04:25 PM
Still uses the same notebook to call plays out of that he stole from his brother back in the day...
BeetDigger
9/25/2006, 04:40 PM
...drives a Miata.
birddog
9/25/2006, 04:44 PM
...goes to the dollar store to buy his underoos.
Readyfor8
9/25/2006, 05:33 PM
... asked Greg Davis to bring an extra big shell so they can both crawl inside this year.
Hornsarelosers
9/25/2006, 05:36 PM
... is requesting Pac10 officials for the RRS!Man, I hope that doesn't happen.
StoopTroup
9/25/2006, 05:38 PM
...doesn't really know where he is right now.
olevetonahill
9/25/2006, 06:31 PM
drinks Zima :eek:
soonerthanu
9/25/2006, 06:45 PM
thinks watching the team take showers is normal.
goingoneight
9/25/2006, 07:51 PM
...is terrified of the day Chizik takes his job.
:D
goingoneight
9/25/2006, 10:38 PM
... really thinks more SoonerFans posters should participate in this thread. C'mon folks... :D
badger
9/25/2006, 10:51 PM
...thinks Rocky V is a classic.
OKC-SLC
9/25/2006, 11:07 PM
...subscribes to Playgirl for the pictures of naked dudes.
birddog
9/25/2006, 11:09 PM
...refers to his wifes vagina as her furburger.
OKC-SLC
9/25/2006, 11:12 PM
...refers to his junk as his furburger.
XingTheRubicon
9/25/2006, 11:43 PM
Just now understands the hidden meaning of Milli Vanilli's "Girl I'm Gonna Miss You."
soonerdano
9/26/2006, 12:02 AM
...sits down to pee.:D
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m13/soonerdano/site1075.jpg
stoops the eternal pimp
9/26/2006, 12:08 AM
loved to have VY run a "naked" bootleg
Readyfor8
9/26/2006, 12:21 AM
... thinks Waterworld was the best movie EVAR!!!
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