Everybody Re-Welcome Lil Duck (No Rachel Arse Pics)

[Blue]

Hello!

[SelmaBamaFan]

Hi notsobig'duck!

[Blue]

Cool. You found it.

Where you at Duck?

[lil'duck]

Hi Diddeldy neighbor!

Nice win today - uh, yeah, Sooners kicked some serious boomer butt!

How you all doin' tonight? :)

[sanantoniosooner]

she's just an excuse for you two to hang out together.

[Blue]

I'm actually real busy cussing out dumb *** fans that bitch after a 59-0 W.

I'll be back.

[SelmaBamaFan]

Well, im doing OK I guess.


I really want to kick Blue's ***, but unfortunately I cant find a kicker at the moment...


heh

[lil'duck]

gawd, I hate it when that happens- "'i'm too busy cussing someone out right now"...what a blow off! :rolleyes:

[lil'duck]

Well, im doing OK I guess.


I really want to kick Blue's ***, but unfortunately I cant find a kicker at the moment...


heh

alright, what's the lover's quarrel? why do you want to kick Blue's arse? ;)

[SelmaBamaFan]

Blue is a closet Auburn fan, so no way he can do two things at once.


Like take for instance, he cant chew bubble gum and watch his team kick Bama's *** this year. So, he will just have to settle for watching them kick our *** without the gum I guess.

[SelmaBamaFan]

alright, what's the lover's quarrel? why do you want to kick Blue's arse? ;)



Apparently you havent seen the Bama highlights for todays game.

[Scott D]

alright, what's the lover's quarrel? why do you want to kick Blue's arse? ;)

like it matters..if they fought selma'd miss wide left, and blue'd miss off the goalpost ;)

[lil'duck]

Apparently you havent seen the Bama highlights for todays game.

Am I retarded? What does Bama have to do with Auburn...I may be retarded, so feel free to correct me. ;)

[Scott D]

Am I retarded? What does Bama have to do with Auburn...I may be retarded, so feel free to correct me. ;)

think the oregon civil war, but with backwards *** hicks :D

[sanantoniosooner]

I bet the name "simpleduck" is available :D

[Blue]

If I ever hear "Blue" and "Auburn Fan" in the same sentence again, it's NEG CITY and I'm the MF'n Mayor.

[SelmaBamaFan]

like it matters..if they fought selma'd miss wide left, and blue'd miss off the goalpost ;)



Id miss wide right, thrice.


And Blue'd just doink it.



As for the 'lover's quarrel', I was attempting to make a joke about kicking, since our kicker missed three FG's and a PAT in our loss to Arkansas in 2 OT.

[lil'duck]

think the oregon civil war, but with backwards *** hicks :D

heh. good one. I have a great idea.

Take your conference and pick a car stereotype for the team:

I'll start w/ a couple

EX:

Pac-10:

Oregon - Subaru w/ 5 dogs in it
Oregon State - pick up truck
USC - SUV as long as is has some BOOM to it
Cal - Volvo

etc, etc,

now do some of of yours!

[Scott D]

Id miss wide right, thrice.


And Blue'd just doink it.



As for the 'lover's quarrel', I was attempting to make a joke about kicking, since our kicker missed three FG's and a PAT in our loss to Arkansas in 2 OT.

that's ok, I forgot how many times the alabama aggie missed last time they played at lsu before he went ahead and missed one last weekend also ;)

[SelmaBamaFan]

Pretty much everyone in the SEC is a station wagon with hub caps.


Not because of their play mind you, but... well... it is the South East :D

[Scott D]

Pretty much everyone in the SEC is a station wagon with hub caps.


Not because of their play mind you, but... well... it is the South East :D

who are you kidding, mississippi state is a yugo that got it's hubcaps stolen.

[Blue]

I'd hit that **** right down the middle. Hartley-style. Hey! Why are we fighting? We need PICS!

[lil'duck]

I bet the name "simpleduck" is available :D

ouch! I probably deserved that one....I'm about as gullible as they come - always thinking the best of people and all...:)

[Scott D]

don't mind sanantoniosooner he's still bitter that the dog ate the key to his wife's chastity belt :D

[lil'duck]

I'd hit that **** right down the middle. Hartley-style. Hey! Why are we fighting? We need PICS!

Blue, I swear, I love ya, man. You are so to the point it's not even sick. :) so let's see those pic's men! I need some eye-candy!

[critical_phil]

who are you kidding, mississippi state is a yugo that got it's hubcaps stolen.

Yugo - 16
UAB - 10

[SelmaBamaFan]

Yugo won?

Wow

[SelmaBamaFan]

Blue, I swear, I love ya, man. You are so to the point it's not even sick. :) so let's see those pic's men! I need some eye-candy!



I posted mine already. Shoulda rightclicked-saved it ;)

[Scott D]

Yugo won?

Wow

well playing us was the high point of the season for the Le Cars, so it's fitting that they lost to the Yugos by 6.

[lil'duck]

Yugo won?

Wow

Pinto 56
Oregon 15

eh? good? no? me likey?

[SelmaBamaFan]

Ahhh the Pinto, how I miss that car from my youth *cough*

[Blue]

*cough* more pics *cough*

[SelmaBamaFan]

Can I post my hasselhoff pick again?!?!?!?!?

[lil'duck]

So.......can I get some car stereotypes? I'll do the full Pac-10 if you will do yours...see, tit for tat...and no just cut it out, I didn't mean it like that! :pop:

oh, then some more manely pics!

[lil'duck]

Can I post my hasselhoff pick again?!?!?!?!?

only if he is next to KIT, and I friggin' mean that! ;)

[Scott D]

So.......can I get some car stereotypes? I'll do the full Pac-10 if you will do yours...see, tit for tat...and no just cut it out, I didn't mean it like that! :pop:

oh, then some more manely pics!

they are dorks, not lions

[SelmaBamaFan]

cut it out?


Damn she knows us better than I thought. I was JUST about to post a pic of a tat (tattoo) and demand her to come up with her end of the bargain!

[Blue]

they are dorks, not lions

http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/haterade.gif

[lil'duck]

see, wouldn't it suck to come across me in a haggle situation? All car dealerships shall bow to my command...ha, ha, ha, .....;)

[critical_phil]

I was JUST about to post a pic of a tat (tattoo) and demand her to come up with her end of the bargain!

http://claytoncounts.com/neato/villechaize.jpg

[Scott D]

http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/haterade.gif

quit hating on my spelling smack.

[SelmaBamaFan]

5 seconds til someone makes 'the comment'

4..
3..

[SelmaBamaFan]

BRB, gonna go get a midnight snack.

[lil'duck]

eeer?

tattoo is hot?

[Scott D]

see, wouldn't it suck to come across me in a haggle situation? All car dealerships shall bow to my command...ha, ha, ha, .....;)

so many possible comebacks....so little time.

[Blue]

Will somebody pay attention to this woman? Damn.

Big 12 South

OU- F-150 King Ranch(What? I'll run over you)
Texas- Mazda Miatta(Gay)
Tech- Fiero (Fast but a POS)
OSU- Corrolla (Ha!)
Baylor (VW Bug. Ha!)
A&M - Avalanche (trying to be cool, but gay.)

[lil'duck]

Will somebody pay attention to this woman? Damn.

Big 12 South

OU- F-150 King Ranch(What? I'll run over you)
Texas- Mazda Miatta(Gay)
Tech- Fiero (Fast but a POS)
OSU- Corrolla (Ha!)
Baylor (VW Bug. Ha!)
A&M - Avalanche (trying to be cool, but gay.)

okay, here we go in no particular order:

ASU - Camry
AZ - Honda
Cal - volvo
UCLA - Hybrid
WSU - Jeep that sounds cool until you need to fix it
USC - Hummer
OSU - truck
Oregon - Subaru
UW - Anything as long as it has a Husky hangin' out the window
Stanford - Saab

[Blue]

Nevermind

[bri]

So THIS is what happens around here when I'm gone...the same thing that happens when I'm here, only not as funny because I'm gone. Or something.

F*ck, I'm tired. :D

[lil'duck]

So THIS is what happens around here when I'm gone...the same thing that happens when I'm here, only not as funny because I'm gone. Or something.

F*ck, I'm tired. :D

hey Bri!

[critical_phil]

Oregon - Subaru


BWwwhahahahhAHhAHHAHAAHAAAaaaa...

[Blue]

okay, here we go in no particular order:

ASU - Camry
AZ - Honda
Cal - volvo
UCLA - Hybrid
WSU - Jeep that sounds cool until you need to fix it
USC - Hummer
OSU - truck
Oregon - Subaru
UW - Anything as long as it has a Husky hangin' out the window
Stanford - Saab

So what do you drive?

[Blue]

So THIS is what happens around here when I'm gone...the same thing that happens when I'm here, only not as funny because I'm gone. Or something.

F*ck, I'm tired. :D

Ahhh Shucky Ducky, Quack, Quack!

[lil'duck]

as if you had to ask - stereotype for a reason - Subaru sedan.

go ahead laugh your *ss off. :D

What do you all drive?

[bri]

hey Bri!

Hey yourself, gracious lady from the Pacific Northwest. I figured you'd have gotten a restraining order against the entire Internet after last weekend's shenanigans...;)

[lil'duck]

Hey yourself, gracious lady from the Pacific Northwest. I figured you'd have gotten a restraining order against the entire Internet after last weekend's shenanigans...;)

really? I had a blast. Is that a common reaction around your neck of the woods from lady folk?

[Blue]

as if you had to ask - stereotype for a reason - Subaru sedan.

go ahead laugh your *ss off. :D

What do you all drive?

$43,000 Yukon.

[Blue]

I AM THE ****.

[bri]

really? I had a blast. Is that a common reaction around your neck of the woods from lady folk?

Heh, yes...but in their defense a guy saying that he's using their picture for his desktop wallpaper is exponentially creepier the closer you are geographically. So, you know, just think how much fun you would have had were you posting from Guam! :D

[SelmaBamaFan]

USC - Hummer


In more ways than one.

[Blue]

Heh, yes...but in their defense a guy saying that he's using their picture for his desktop wallpaper is exponentially creepier the closer you are geographically. So, you know, just think how much fun you would have had were you posting from Guam! :D

What's up with that chicks tan on your avatar, Bri?

[SelmaBamaFan]

So THIS is what happens around here when I'm gone...the same thing that happens when I'm here, only not as funny because I'm gone. Or something.

F*ck, I'm tired. :D


Hey! My kicker joke was pretty damn funny :mad:

[lil'duck]

heh. wallpaper - I should be so lucky! :)

[Blue]

heh. wallpaper - I should be so lucky! :)

I can't quite remember your pic. Can you post another pic? :O

[lil'duck]

Hey! My kicker joke was pretty damn funny :mad:

How was the snack? I had celery and peanut butter - not fulfillling at all. :(

[SelmaBamaFan]

heh. wallpaper - I should be so lucky! :)



*whistles innocently*

[SelmaBamaFan]

How was the snack? I had celery and peanut butter - not fulfillling at all. :(



Fast food, as always.

[lil'duck]

I can't quite remember your pic. Can you post another pic? :O

Blue, come on now, I haven't seen yours yet! yours first! :pop:

[Blue]

Blue, come on now, I haven't seen yours yet! yours first! :pop:

I'm telling you. I have no pics downloaded or stored or whatever you geeks call it.

I'm hot though. RED MF'N HOT.

[bri]

What's up with that chicks tan on your avatar, Bri?

Apparently, they ran out of the spray-on bronzer just past the clavicle...

[SelmaBamaFan]

She's got racing stripes.

[lil'duck]

I'm telling you. I have no pics downloaded or stored or whatever you geeks call it.

I'm hot though. RED MF'N HOT.

okay, grandpa, are you like Robert Redford old? "I have no pics downloaded or stored or whatever you geeks call it."

LOL. I'll just have to imagine your'e smokin' hot! :)

[Blue]

Apparently, they ran out of the spray-on bronzer just past the clavicle...


:D.

BTW, what does your tan line look like Lil' Duck?

[SelmaBamaFan]

:D.

BTW, what does your tan line look like Lil' Duck?


:eek:

[Blue]

okay, grandpa, are you like Robert Redford old? "I have no pics downloaded or stored or whatever you geeks call it."

LOL. I'll just have to imagine you smokin' hot! :)

I'm gonna figure it out (how to post a pic) soon, so I can show the world my MF'N HOTNESS.

[bri]

Since pg is tardy with the pics of me being a first-rate buffoon at the postgame tailgate, here's a sh*tty phone self-portrait I snapped at the game tonight. I think I manage to look batsh*t crazy...but not TOO batsh*t crazy. :D

http://myspace-420.vo.llnwd.net/01205/02/42/1205922420_l.jpg

[Blue]

That goatee is comin' in nice...

[SelmaBamaFan]

Dont block our view of blondes from now on Bri.

[bri]

Why, thank you!

I think I have good head sheen in that one. Nothing like a nice shiny head, I always say.

[bri]

Dont block our view of blondes from now on Bri.

Yeah, trust me, I'm doin' you a favor. Once you got past the forehead it was all downhill from there. ;)


Which brings us to our next topic: Why am I such an evil bastard, and why do people seem to like me in spite of it? I'll let you guys discuss amongst yourselves. If anyone needs me, I'll be sleeping not unlike a baby. :D

[lil'duck]

okay 1) tan lines???? me? for real?

2) Bri is lookin' good to me. A little satanic and scary? yes. A turn on ? yes. :)
Oh, and the bald thing....workin' for you buddy. I have a thing for the bald guys - Picard, Ed Harris....etc.

[SelmaBamaFan]

Sleeping?


You slack-***.

[Blue]

okay 1) tan lines???? me? for real?

2) Bri is lookin' good to me. A little satanic and scary? yes. A turn on ? yes. :)
Oh, and the bald thing....workin' for you buddy. I have a thing for the bald guys - Picard, Ed Harris....etc.

Shucky Ducky, Quack, Quack!

[Blue]

Yeah, trust me, I'm doin' you a favor. Once you got past the forehead it was all downhill from there. ;)


Which brings us to our next topic: Why am I such an evil bastard, and why do people seem to like me in spite of it? I'll let you guys discuss amongst yourselves. If anyone needs me, I'll be sleeping not unlike a baby. :D


Should I not like you? What did you do? I'm worried...

[SelmaBamaFan]

I thiink the better question is what did he not do?

[bri]

2) Bri is lookin' good to me. A little satanic and scary? yes. A turn on ? yes. :)
Oh, and the bald thing....workin' for you buddy. I have a thing for the bald guys - Picard, Ed Harris....etc.

EL DIABLO HAS ENDZONE SEATS!!!! ;)

and, aw, shucks. If I were physically capable of generating the proper amounts of humility and/or shame, I'd blush. But I'm not, so I won't. :P

And Selma, I think I deserve full credit for not falling asleep and running off into a ditch the three or four times that I almost did on the drive from Tulsa to Pryor. Making a surprise appearance at an evening game tailgate plumb took it out of me...

[lil'duck]

Should I not like you? What did you do? I'm worried...

Come on Blue, pics! Tommy want pics! :) you gotta have something stored digitally somewhere!

And Selma - one more of you, too, please!

[Blue]

Come on Blue, pics! Tommy want pics! :) you gotta have something stored digitally somewhere!

And Selma - one more of you, too, please!

Tommy?! WTF?

[SelmaBamaFan]

LOL

[lil'duck]

Tommy?! WTF?

I think it comes from Tommy Boy - but honestly, I've been saying it so long, I have no idea where it originated. ....:O

[Blue]

TOMMY WANT WINGIES!

[lil'duck]

EL DIABLO HAS ENDZONE SEATS!!!! ;)

and, aw, shucks. If I were physically capable of generating the proper amounts of humility and/or shame, I'd blush. But I'm not, so I won't. :P

And Selma, I think I deserve full credit for not falling asleep and running off into a ditch the three or four times that I almost did on the drive from Tulsa to Pryor. Making a surprise appearance at an evening game tailgate plumb took it out of me...

yeah! Am I am El Diablo? hope so...too cool on a Sooner board.

Dear Penthouse:

(ha! who did I steal that from?)

[Blue]

I think it comes from Tommy Boy - but honestly, I've been saying it so long, I have no idea where it originated. ....:O

And if you're BRi, I'll ****in' kill you. ;)

[SelmaBamaFan]

And if you're BRi, I'll ****in' kill you. ;)


And the suspition has been planted. You better be damn glad bri went to bed ;)

[Blue]

TOMMY WANT PICS!

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b143/valleygirl1219/TommyBoy_3.jpg

[Blue]

" suspition "

Is that how they spell it in Arkie-Saw?

[lil'duck]

heh. need a pic to sort it all out, Blue? You saw it last time, didn't you?...but I could give a different one...

And Bri, what kind of head games you been playin with Blue?

it's cool...it's shiney.:pop:

[Blue]

Yes. Different. Not that the first one wasn't beautiful....

I need one with todays paper that's headline reads, "Ducks need replay help to get by Bye."

TIA. :D

[SelmaBamaFan]

My most latest named 'Need Sleep'. Gotta love the red rings around the eyes (God I love my job). Took it for folks back home because they didnt believe I had a beard. It's a goatee now, and I've grown it out just a tad.


http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/4466/needsleepov9.jpg


That's about it for me. I left my camera in Atlantic City, and im not buying another one just so I can misplace it.

[lil'duck]

Yes. Different. Not that the first one wasn't beautiful....

I need one with todays paper that's headline reads, "Ducks need replay help to get by Bye."

TIA. :D

heh. Bye is a really good team - their team has a wicked D. LOL.

To post another pic, I need that Image shack website again. Then I can do it. Another fresh from the prints photo...

I think I'm being played here...but I'm having too much fun to care!

[SelmaBamaFan]

www.imageshack.us

[lil'duck]

Damn! Selmabamafan is hot! Keep the facial hair - it works! :cool:

[Blue]

That's great and all...

Lil'?

[Blue]

Nevermind.... image shack....

[SelmaBamaFan]

So, who's had the most beer tonight?

[Blue]

Bout 12.

[SelmaBamaFan]

No liquor?

[Blue]

Nope. Otherwise I'd be typing like this....#@$%%^&%$# *&^#@$%% (*&^%$ )(%$#@@.

[critical_phil]

No liquor?

not yet, apparently......

[Blue]

My disease has accelerated... :D

[lil'duck]

let's see if this works.

[Blue]

not yet, apparently......

Alright smartass. Me and you. Somewhere....

[SelmaBamaFan]

Im almost to 12, and had a couple stout ones after the game.... well, prolly more than a couple heh.


Thank God for naps.

[Blue]

http://http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/4020/picture002rw2.jpg

let's see if this works.

give it another shot, kiddo.

[SelmaBamaFan]

:D



(you had two http's in there)

[lil'duck]

I've had the most Beer tonight - still working on the pic...image shack can kiss my *ss. I can't get it to work again...

[Blue]

Im almost to 12, and had a couple stout ones after the game.... well, prolly more than a couple heh.


Thank God for naps.

I try not to drink before and during OU football games. I like to remember what happened.

NOON games` Rawck!

[SelmaBamaFan]

Does this mean your pic post is gonna get edited again? :D


*right clicks*

[Blue]

Why is Drew Carey in every shot?

[lil'duck]

deleting pic.

[Blue]

Why is Drew Carey in every shot?

For real!

[Blue]

She's got a freakin' ring on too. Meh.

[SelmaBamaFan]

I really wish this lightening would stop knocking my cable out.


Damn thunderstorms.

[lil'duck]

damn you all to hell! ;) drew carey happens to be wicked smart!:)

[pb4ou]

heh

Drew 1
Blue 0

;)

[Blue]

damn you all to hell! ;) drew carey happens to be wicked smart!:)

So that's not your brother?

[SelmaBamaFan]

damn you all to hell! ;) drew carey happens to be wicked smart!:)


'all'? it was one guy hehe


and you said wicked smart. That kicks *** in a Bostonian kind of way!

[lil'duck]

So that's not your brother?

good lawd, no. otherwise we'd be breakin' several different laws! :pop:

[SelmaBamaFan]

Not in Alabama :D

[Blue]

good lawd, no. otherwise we'd be breakin' several different laws! :pop:

I find myself Flacid and Uninterested. :mad:

[pb4ou]

So lil, does he ever ask you to do Scenes from a hat?

[lil'duck]

'all'? it was one guy hehe


and you said wicked smart. That kicks *** in a Bostonian kind of way!

heck ya! best part of "Good Will Hunting"...."He's wicked smaat"

[SelmaBamaFan]

Best part of Good Will Hunting was the ending credits ;)

[lil'duck]

[QUOTE=Blue]I find myself Flacid and Uninterested. :mad:[/QUOTE

why? because we aren't brother and sister? LOL. ;)

still waiting on a picture of you...

[lil'duck]

meant to quote Selmabama

touche.

[pb4ou]

touche, my friend, touche. :)

Just drop the e off of touche and Selma's in. ;)




Oh and Blue too

[Blue]

[QUOTE=Blue]I find myself Flacid and Uninterested. :mad:[/QUOTE

why? because we aren't brother and sister? LOL. ;)

still waiting on a picture of you...

Actually, you could still act like my sister. Technically, I might could work with that.

[SelmaBamaFan]

:eek:

[lil'duck]

So lil, does he ever ask you to do Scenes from a hat?

well, yes in fact. On Friday nights, we play scenes....we have to draw form a hat and play out whatever crazy line each of us wrote down. And then...and then this one time at band camp...:P

[Blue]

:eek:

SOUTHERN BY THE GRACE OF GOD!

http://wwwstd.enmu.edu/scottco/confederate_flag.jpg

[SelmaBamaFan]

well, yes in fact. On Friday nights, we play scenes....we have to draw form a hat and play out whatever crazy line each of us wrote down. And then...and then this one time at band camp...:P



Pics?


(drink more beer imo!)

[Blue]

Alright. I'm prepared to post a pic. Just don't laugh. It's me tonight, enjoying an OU win....

[lil'duck]

Pics?


(drink more beer imo!)


more funs pic's of you....

[Blue]

Here's me....

http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/4171/dolemiteoldbeer3qo.jpg

[SelmaBamaFan]

You look oddly familiar...

[SelmaBamaFan]

Didnt you used to live around these parts?

[Blue]

Didnt you used to live these parts?

I get around. The Beyonces know my name...

[pb4ou]

well, yes in fact. On Friday nights, we play scenes....we have to draw form a hat and play out whatever crazy line each of us wrote down. And then...and then this one time at band camp...:P


http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/8371/fluteti0.jpg (http://imageshack.us) + http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/4396/holecn6.jpg (http://imageshack.us) = http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/3369/partygirlxa7.jpg (http://imageshack.us) :eek: :D

[SelmaBamaFan]

BTW notsobig'duck, im coming over to visit next Friday night.



Just a heads up...

[Blue]

Well? What do you think of my Fho-To Lil' Duck?

[lil'duck]

gotta say, watch out for those Sooner men! youza! you guys are dangerous... I can tell!

Dont' break too many hearts tonight.

gotta hit the hay. Catch y'all tomorrow.

[Blue]

gotta say, watch out for those Sooner men! youza! you guys are dangerous... I can tell!

Dont' break too many hearts tonight.

gotta hit the hay. Catch y'all tomorrow.

My pic scared her off...:O

[SelmaBamaFan]

hehe damn you Blue!!!


Now she is going to wake up in the morning and take down the pic.

Oh!! BUT WAIT!! someone helped her in posting it. *cough*

[pb4ou]

YoUz cRazY liKe Thhaat . BEyOONNCer

[SelmaBamaFan]

w3rD!

[Blue]

The winner of the Pontiac Game Changing Performance goes to...

http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/4171/dolemiteoldbeer3qo.jpg

[SelmaBamaFan]

lil'duck: Blue, show me your pic

Blue: I dont have any

lil'duck: Dont give me that ****, post your damn pic

Blue: Awwww, do I have to?

lil'duck: Damn right you do, Slappy. Get to work

Blue: OK sheesh, here you go *pic*

*crickets*

*crickets*

lil'duck: Wow thats an awesome pic!!! You are hawt!!!! errr... I gotta go.

[Blue]

lil'duck: Blue, show me your pic

Blue: I dont have any

lil'duck: Dont give me that ****, post your damn pic

Blue: Awwww, do I have to?

lil'duck: Damn right you do, Slappy. Get to work

Blue: OK sheesh, here you go *pic*

*crickets*

*crickets*

lil'duck: Wow thats an awesome pic!!! You are hawt!!!! errr... I gotta go.

Why couldn't she just leave it alone?!

[SelmaBamaFan]

... and now she wont be back til next Saturday (if we go by last weeks attendance recording). :(


Come to think of it, isnt next week a bye week for the Ducks? Might not see her next Saturday either. Ofcourse after we get thoroughly embarrased by Florida, I might not be around either.

[Blue]

She's still here. She's drawn to this place...

[SelmaBamaFan]

She just left the browser window open whilst she passed out hehe.

[Blue]

She just left the browser window open whilst she passed out hehe.

I did that last night! :D

[Blue]

Is Drew Carey not hittin' it right?

[Blue]

It's 4:30. I'm about to go hit my "Drew Carey...Cleveland Rocks" matress.

[SelmaBamaFan]

Night bro, thanks to my nap I'll be awake for a while heh

[Blue]

Night bro, thanks to my nap I'll be awake for a while heh

I'm gonna go watch, "Walk the Line." It's the only thing that gets me over intranet-gals rejecting me.

I WALK THE LINE BYERNCES!!!11

[Desert Sapper]

Why is Drew Carey in every shot?

That's funny. I was gonna ask why that chick is in every shot. ;)

[Tailwind]

I wonder if she has webbed feet as well as a husband. Heh.

[SelmaBamaFan]

Webbed feet would TOTALLY ROCK!!!!


I want webbed feet now...

[Tailwind]

Try the duck pond. Heh

[Scott D]

you two freaks are ridiculous....frickin alabamaheads.

[GottaHavePride]

Here's me....

http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/4171/dolemiteoldbeer3qo.jpg


WHAT TIME IS IT?

do-lee-o-lee-o-lee-oh...

[yermom]

as if you had to ask - stereotype for a reason - Subaru sedan.

go ahead laugh your *ss off. :D

What do you all drive?

i knew there was a reason i got along pretty well with most of the Duck fans :O

[proud gonzo]

Since pg is tardy with the pics of me being a first-rate buffoon at the postgame tailgate, here's a sh*tty phone self-portrait I snapped at the game tonight. I think I manage to look batsh*t crazy...but not TOO batsh*t crazy. :D

http://myspace-420.vo.llnwd.net/01205/02/42/1205922420_l.jpg

i'm gonna call you shiney-head

[critical_phil]

i'm gonna call you shiney-head



Brisputin

[SelmaBamaFan]

He looks like a male Genie =)





I left the door open for ya on that one bri, dont disapoint

[lil'duck]

lil'duck: Blue, show me your pic

Blue: I dont have any

lil'duck: Dont give me that ****, post your damn pic

Blue: Awwww, do I have to?

lil'duck: Damn right you do, Slappy. Get to work

Blue: OK sheesh, here you go *pic*

*crickets*

*crickets*

lil'duck: Wow thats an awesome pic!!! You are hawt!!!! errr... I gotta go.

nah. I had to go to bed because hubby was going to bed. If I wait much longer than 15 minutes after he goes to sleep, then he starts to snore and I can't get to sleep. :mad: The trick is to fall alseep (erhem, pass out) first. ;)

[GottaHavePride]

He looks like a male Genie =)





I left the door open for ya on that one bri, dont disapoint

What, rub his shiny noggin and he grants you a wish? I think I'll leave that to the chick posters.

[proud gonzo]

OUT.

[SelmaBamaFan]

nah. I had to go to bed because hubby was going to bed. If I wait much longer than 15 minutes after he goes to sleep, then he starts to snore and I can't get to sleep. :mad: The trick is to fall alseep (erhem, pass out) first. ;)


http://hocks.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/4248845.jpg


Your welcome.

[lil'duck]

http://hocks.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/4248845.jpg


Your welcome.

LOL. "Happy Birthday honey! Guess what I got you?"

[proud gonzo]

you could try smothering him with a pillow ;)

[SelmaBamaFan]

Kick him in the gnads, that should leave him short of breath for a few mins.

[lil'duck]

LO friggin' L. I think the breathe right strips might be more welcomed. just a guess. :)

[SelmaBamaFan]

but... if you kick him in the gnads while he is asleep, he will just think he had a bad dream or something.

You can play possum and totally get away with it!!!

[lil'duck]

but... if you kick him in the gnads while he is asleep, he will just think he had a bad dream or something.

You can play possum and totally get away with it!!!

I can just see it now: Hubby: "Man, my gnads are killing me today - what is up with that?" Me: "Shake it off".

side note: gonna kill my cat. He keeps opening the cupboards today. But he has to try it a million times first, before he gets them open, so they keep slamming shut. errrrgh.

[bri]

OUT.

I know you're just saying that because your boyfriend reads the board.

Well, you know, that and because it's true. :D

[lil'duck]

Here's me....

http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/4171/dolemiteoldbeer3qo.jpg

Dolemite?

[SelmaBamaFan]

Who?

[bri]

Me Chan C*ck?

(Dammit, I never realized how not-old-school the profanity filters were until I had to type that with a damn asterisk...;))

[lil'duck]

I was told that pic was of Dolemite...whoever that is.

that is some not so old school profanity filters...dang. How did that one get through?

[dolemitesooner]

Dolemite?
what?

[SelmaBamaFan]

heh

[lil'duck]

what?

not you? damn this place is a an enigma wrapped in a mystery.....lol.

one day I'll figure out who's messin' with me and who's for real..

if that's not you, dolemite, sorry, just tryin' to figure this place out as a total newbie.

[dolemitesooner]

not you? damn this place is a an enigma wrapped in a mystery.....lol.

one day I'll figure out who's messin' with me and who's for real..

if that's not you, dolemite, sorry, just tryin' to figure this place out as a total newbie.
**** you

[dolemitesooner]

don't be calling me people i aint thats all i got to say ...damn

[SelmaBamaFan]

hehe, I dont think Doleo read the first 9 pages of this thread lol.

[dolemitesooner]

what?

[proud gonzo]

" he is not lieing that is exactly what i look like" :dolemite:

[dolemitesooner]

" he is not lieing that is exactly what i look like" :dolemite:
???:mad: :pop:

[dolemitesooner]

http://img192.exs.cx/img192/6610/jayson15qm.jpg

[proud gonzo]

???:mad: :pop:
" If you weren't a trool I wouldn't poop on your face :P" :dolemite:

[dolemitesooner]

http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/6473/dolemiteactionshot3uu.jpg
http://www.planet.nl/upload_mm/1/b/7/schiavo-50326.onlineBild.jpg

[bri]

SWEET!! Doleo highlight reel!! :pop:

[dolemitesooner]

I dont know where the king of martgarr or baby pics are

[proud gonzo]

" yes he will soon be on probhqation anqd thqn whqn he fighqts me heq will goq bacqk" :dolemite:

[dolemitesooner]

things will change I am going to bed...lilduck you are a noob boencivcye

[pb4ou]

hee hee hee

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

I just figure if PG, GHP, Bri, Dolemite, and Yermom post in a thread...I probably should too!

[proud gonzo]

watch it, mister, I have an itchy neg finger ;)

[bri]

A little calamine lotion will clear that right up.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

P.S. PG doesn't even sign her neg spek....I am furious!!!

[OUDoc]

Everyone in this thread looks just like Doleo?

[C&CDean]

Have I mentioned how happy I am that I don't have the innerweb on the weekends?

[SelmaBamaFan]

heh