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Penguin
9/23/2006, 12:34 PM
I swear that dude is having a stroke. He is slurring his words!


He just said, "If the Big Eath can beat the A-Thee-Thee in the Thinthinatti-Virginia teth game, then it would really be a featherth inth their capth."
birddog
9/23/2006, 12:36 PM
i schwear he jusht heard you shay that. he'sh gonna kick your ash.:P
SelmaBamaFan
9/23/2006, 12:38 PM
i schwear he jusht heard you shay that. he'sh gonna kick your ash.:P


WOW YOU SHOUND JUSHT LIKE HIM!!!



I wish he would shpit his denthures out. I'd laugh.
handcrafted
9/23/2006, 12:41 PM
Billy Tubbs is more eloquent than him.
Rufnek76
9/23/2006, 01:10 PM
Does he sound a little bit like Bob Barry calling a Sooner game???
Ash
9/23/2006, 01:34 PM
He's looked seventy ever since I can remember.

Maybe he ages in dog years.
SelmaBamaFan
9/23/2006, 01:38 PM
I think he's already dead. ESPN is just playing us for fools.
rebmus
9/23/2006, 01:45 PM
i've noticed the HEAVY slurring this year also... i thought he was just drunk.
SelmaBamaFan
9/23/2006, 01:46 PM
i've noticed the HEAVY slurring this year also... i thought he was just drunk.



Jethro punched her in the mouth for over-cooking the possum.
rebmus
9/23/2006, 01:49 PM
Jethro punched her in the mouth for over-cooking the possum.
lmfao! hey... i've been calling lou "granny clampett" for years now. :D
Penguin
9/23/2006, 05:10 PM
Good grief! He is driving me crazy! I can't stand listening to him!


He just goes jabbering on. Can I see highlights on ESPN without having to listen to his commentary?
rebmus
9/23/2006, 05:12 PM
Good grief! He is driving me crazy! I can't stand listening to him!


He just goes jabbering on. Can I see highlights on ESPN without having to listen to his commentary?
my mute button is towards the top left... not sure about yours. ;)

agree though... lou/espn is a joke.
SelmaBamaFan
9/23/2006, 05:13 PM
I hate to say it, but I REALLY miss that guy that got fired last year (forget his name).


Sure he was a prick sometimes, but he was a fair prick. He dished it out equally. I liked him because if a team played like ****, he called them ****.
Jackal
9/23/2006, 05:15 PM
Satan drained his soul in return for winning the '77 Orange Bowl, that is why he looks like a dead man.
rebmus
9/23/2006, 05:16 PM
if a team played like ****, he called them ****.
scotty pippen? :D
UNSeeN_
9/23/2006, 11:41 PM
I think it's like dog years for him, when u examine his age...just think about it
GottaHavePride
9/23/2006, 11:43 PM
I hate to say it, but I REALLY miss that guy that got fired last year (forget his name).


Sure he was a prick sometimes, but he was a fair prick. He dished it out equally. I liked him because if a team played like ****, he called them ****.

Trev Alberts?
Flagstaffsooner
9/23/2006, 11:54 PM
Fighting with DKR for the last bottle of gin on the store shelf will age you.
stoops the eternal pimp
9/24/2006, 12:00 AM
i would love to hear him say Raghib ishmael
stoops the eternal pimp
9/24/2006, 12:00 AM
or super sensational sammy sosa
Rhino
9/24/2006, 12:05 AM
Geez, he sounded like a delusional old coach giving out the helmet stickers -- to a South Carolina player that he coached and a NCST player whose father he coached. What a homer.

Wait a second, he is a delusional old coach.
Rhino
9/24/2006, 12:05 AM
And I wish someone would wipe that constant grin off his cheating face.
Ash
9/24/2006, 12:07 AM
And I wish someone would wipe that constant grin off his cheating face.

wonder if the perma-grin and slurring are connected...
mdklatt
9/24/2006, 12:10 AM
Earlier today he said Colorado showed they could be competitive in the Big 8 with the way they played in Georgia.
sanantoniosooner
9/24/2006, 12:11 AM
Earlier today he said Colorado showed they could be competitive in the Big 8 with the way they played in Georgia.
They are as likely to win the Big 8 championship this year as anybody.
stoops the eternal pimp
9/24/2006, 12:12 AM
I think Alabama has already claimed it
SelmaBamaFan
9/24/2006, 12:25 AM
Trev Alberts?


Thanks, and yes.
SelmaBamaFan
9/24/2006, 12:26 AM
I think Alabama has already claimed it


Damn sure cant claim the old SWC after this weekend ;)
stoops the eternal pimp
9/24/2006, 12:28 AM
Damn sure cant claim the old SWC after this weekend ;)


thats a tough loss.....your kicker probably will never go 1-4 again....
critical_phil
9/24/2006, 12:41 AM
he is awful.

tonight, i heard him say "schhhlumrrasckhhhla".



hey lou, it's pronounced sa - MAR - zhuh.

ywia.
walkoffsooner
9/24/2006, 02:11 AM
suffering from rare disease called dumasscoachia you get if from being around cameras.