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Jerk
9/23/2006, 08:09 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060923/ap_on_re_mi_ea/france_bin_laden_report


Typhoid fever.

Who cares what the French say, it's the Saudi Intel that makes this believable.
DrZaius
9/23/2006, 08:28 AM
Again!
Dio
9/23/2006, 08:58 AM
He's not dead- he's on a secluded Pacific Island with Elvis, Tupac, and Jim Morrison
Hatfield
9/23/2006, 09:15 AM
He's not dead- he's on a secluded Pacific Island with Elvis, Tupac, and Jim Morrison

did they vote Marilyn Monroe off or something?
Frozen Sooner
9/23/2006, 10:33 AM
We can only hope.

I thought he'd released a tape in the last little bit though.
Jerk
9/23/2006, 10:52 AM
We can only hope.

I thought he'd released a tape in the last little bit though.

I must have made a half-dozen posts about the reported death of Zaqari before one of them was finally true. Maybe the same will work here.
Ike
9/23/2006, 11:09 AM
I must have made a half-dozen posts about the reported death of Zaqari before one of them was finally true. Maybe the same will work here.


we can only hope. Honestly, as far as gubments are concerned, its probably very prudent of them to express great doubts about the report whether it comes from the saudis or anyone else.....
StoopTroup
9/23/2006, 11:20 AM
I need to see his rotting corpse.

I'll make a decision then.
VeeJay
9/23/2006, 12:32 PM
If it's untrue, I know there are 72 virgins breathing a collective sigh of relief.
OCUDad
9/23/2006, 12:40 PM
These rumors have surfaced with great regularity since 9/11.

Choose your favorite target. For the sake of simplicity, let's call him "Sam."
Once a week, post "Sam is dead."
Make arrangements with your heirs to carry on this tradition if you die before Sam.
Eventually, you or your heirs will be right.
Frozen Sooner
9/23/2006, 01:06 PM
I must have made a half-dozen posts about the reported death of Zaqari before one of them was finally true. Maybe the same will work here.

It's cool if I add my Karma to yours, right?
Jerk
9/23/2006, 01:23 PM
It's cool if I add my Karma to yours, right?

Yes, and I've been on a roll lately.

A little SUV cut me off so hard on the turner turnpike that I almost wiped out. 30 miles down the road I saw OHP pulled the basterd over for speeding. I'm rockin!
proud gonzo
9/23/2006, 01:32 PM
If it's untrue, I know there are 72 virgins breathing a collective sigh of relief.
Heh. i bet they're all dudes.