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mojo
9/22/2006, 02:14 PM
IN THE BEGINNING



First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing.'"

After casting about for a suitable pearl,
He kept messing around and created a girl.

Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.

Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.

Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.

Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.

Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.

'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.

Then he added a mouth...


Ruined the whole damn thing :D
Boomer.....
9/22/2006, 03:12 PM
heh.
BoogercountySooner
9/22/2006, 03:42 PM
St. Peter



A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done

anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip to the

Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were

threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they

wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed

biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his

nose ring and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now back off biker boy or

you'll answer to me!"

St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"

"Just a few minutes ago
Osce0la
9/22/2006, 04:04 PM
heh heh
IB4OU2
9/22/2006, 04:07 PM
St. Peter



A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done

anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip to the

Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were

threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they

wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed

biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his

nose ring and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now back off biker boy or

you'll answer to me!"

St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"

"Just a few minutes ago

:D
Osce0la
9/22/2006, 04:14 PM
Stop me if you've heard this one before...


So this guy in Denver drug his girlfriend behind his car..."


;)
colleyvillesooner
9/22/2006, 04:15 PM
boo
Boomer.....
9/22/2006, 04:18 PM
Stop me if you've heard this one before...


So this guy in Denver drug his girlfriend behind his car..."


;)
*throws cans on stage*
Osce0la
9/22/2006, 04:20 PM
Ok, ok, I'm out...