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I was once told by a coach that I was a "discharge" that my mom should have "consumed"!!!:mad: :mad:
sanantoniosooner
9/21/2006, 08:30 PM
I was told I was snarky.
I was told I was snarky.
Cut downs please, not facts!!!:D
sanantoniosooner
9/21/2006, 08:32 PM
Cut downs please, not facts!!!:D
Shouldn't you edit yours then?
GottaHavePride
9/21/2006, 08:45 PM
I've been told I'm "too damn nice".
I responded with :les: **** OFF DIP ****!
StoopTroup
9/21/2006, 08:51 PM
This girl once told me to keep that thing away from her.
That's too large!
Okay, I might have heard that once, probably directed at someone else they were thing of....
Or my stomach.
Howzit
9/21/2006, 08:53 PM
pseudo sooner and whorn lover.
I got him, though. I called him Hoss.
when I was playing college ball, the fans in lubbock loved to tell me that the mound was taller than I was and ask whether or not I was old enough to play college baseball.
they stopped after I rolled of 5 straight W's against them.
picasso
9/21/2006, 09:52 PM
moonie!
OCUDad
9/21/2006, 10:03 PM
Someone compared me to LAS... that was worth a chuckle or two.
OCUDad
9/21/2006, 10:04 PM
they stopped after I rolled off 5 straight W's against them.Ike, it's easy to strike guys out when the ball is coming up from below them. :D
picasso
9/21/2006, 10:15 PM
I like you Betty.
Ike, it's easy to strike guys out when the ball is coming up from below them. :D
heh.
TUSooner
9/21/2006, 10:34 PM
I was told by a rich and spoiled young law-firm partner that my demeanor or persona (I can't remember the exact word) was too much like "an enlisted man" - that from a guy who had never been closer to the military than a 4th of July parade. I was also deemed "too friendly with the staff" - the staff being just above the Untouchables and several notches below the Brahmans who inhabited the windowed offices. At the time I was stung, and I knew I needed to move on. Since then, I feel honored to have been so "insulted" in that way by such a person.
Was that too serious a response? ;)
Paperclip
9/21/2006, 10:37 PM
"I think of you more like a brother."
handcrafted
9/21/2006, 10:41 PM
The girl that told me I was "too beaucoup" ("booghoo" for you trailer trash). I resent that. I am just right. :D
TUSooner
9/21/2006, 10:41 PM
"I think of you more like a brother."
How about, "If I ever break up with my boyfriend I'll let you know."
:D
That really happened, and I had my hand on her bare boobie at the time.
handcrafted
9/21/2006, 10:49 PM
How about, "If I ever break up with my boyfriend I'll let you know."
:D
That really happened, and I had my hand on her bare boobie at the time.
Then what are you complaining about, foo??!?!?!?!??! :D
OCUDad
9/21/2006, 10:53 PM
He was interested in the other boobie.
handcrafted
9/21/2006, 10:57 PM
He was interested in the other boobie.
Bullsh**, ya seen 2, ya seen 'em all.
TUSooner
9/21/2006, 10:59 PM
Then what are you complaining about, foo??!?!?!?!??! :D
In baseball terms, I was left stranded at second boobie, er... second BASE.
yermom
9/22/2006, 01:40 AM
who's scruffy lookin'?
SicEmBaylor
9/22/2006, 01:44 AM
I was called a poster child for abortion twice. Once by my father who was apparently joking.
SoonerBK
9/22/2006, 08:28 AM
I was called a pile of monkey nuts in the recent past.
BeetDigger
9/22/2006, 09:10 AM
I like you Betty.
So, what do you want to be when you grow up Timmy?
BeetDigger
9/22/2006, 09:12 AM
"You're such an asshat".
And for that, I grounded my 8 year old daughter for a week. Her mother too.
Taxman71
9/22/2006, 09:39 AM
A guy once called me a Yankee, only once though.
C&CDean
9/22/2006, 09:43 AM
I don't get cut downs. I give them.
colleyvillesooner
9/22/2006, 09:48 AM
who's scruffy lookin'?
NERF HERDER.
BoogercountySooner
9/22/2006, 09:57 AM
I don't get cut downs. I give them.
Me To!!
I once worked with a dude that had a tatoo on his arm that said "Love Hurts".
I asked him if he got the tatoo in prison!:D
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