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Gandalf_The_Grey
9/21/2006, 04:10 PM
Miami Hurricane's football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Larry Coker immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the "GOAL LINE". Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again!


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ADs_Agent
9/21/2006, 04:11 PM
lol
TopDawg
9/21/2006, 04:12 PM
Who wants to take this one?
Gandalf_The_Grey
9/21/2006, 04:12 PM
I messed up and put Bowden :P
tbl
9/21/2006, 04:18 PM
That joke is as old as my Grandpa's yellow toenail...
caphorns
9/21/2006, 04:18 PM
You can't beat the fill in the blank stuff from back in the day. Or maybe you can. I honestly thought we were heading this in a new angle with the Miami spin.
boomrsoonr
9/21/2006, 04:19 PM
:D That's pretty good.
boomrsoonr
9/21/2006, 04:19 PM
That joke is as old as my Grandpa's yellow toenail...


You didn't really have to go there.
The Maestro
9/21/2006, 04:27 PM
Now someone tell the joke about Coker at a vending machine shaking it.
fadada1
9/21/2006, 04:27 PM
germans bomb pearl harbor????
stoopified
9/21/2006, 04:30 PM
Well I guess this means Cker is STILL the HC?
colleyvillesooner
9/21/2006, 04:35 PM
tHIS SHOULD BE IN THE FAQ
fadada1
9/21/2006, 04:36 PM
tHIS SHOULD BE IN THE CAN
exactly.
GrapevineSooner
9/21/2006, 04:37 PM
This isn't 2001. ;)
picasso
9/21/2006, 07:18 PM
and our defense thought a tackle was a guy playing on the line.

ba-dump crash!
picasso
9/21/2006, 07:19 PM
blitz? I think you can get one at the Sonic in Norman.


thank yew, thank yew.
Gandalf_The_Grey
9/21/2006, 07:33 PM
I just throught we needed a break from the firebomb that refs threads, vague shadown conspiracy threads, and how Citgo and Chavo are getting a pass from the MSM threads ;)
Gandalf_The_Grey
9/21/2006, 07:34 PM
Plus someone was supposed to come back with "What bull****, if a Miami player sees a white powdery substance, he is going to snort it"
poke4christ
9/21/2006, 08:17 PM
Should have used Colorado.

Dad gum funny. :D
tbl
9/21/2006, 08:54 PM
http://www.toenailfungus.org/pictures/toenail-fungus-picture-yellow2.jpg
DrZaius
9/21/2006, 08:56 PM
LOL

I have seen that same paragraph over the years for a bunch of different teams. Good to see that it has not gone away. Gets me everytime!
Readyfor8
9/21/2006, 09:23 PM
How about this one for fill in the banks.

Miami suspended practice today when players found a white powdery substance on the field. Coach Coker called the practice to a halt immediatly and called in the FBI to analyze the substance. Even after the FBI confirmed it was the Goal Line of the Orange Bowl, the Miami players immediatly returned to the field and tried to ingest it through their nasal cavities (also known as snorting.)

On a similar topic, a little known fact is that when Butch Davis hired Larry Coker he was originally going to place him as a Team Manager. His position was going to be known as "Dealer" but was later moved to Offensive Coordinator after Davis found out that Coker was his last name and not a nickname.