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JohnnyMack
9/21/2006, 12:53 PM
I mean why not?

1. She's black and she's a woman so she's definitely NOT part of the good ol' boy network.

2. She's rich, but not in the Bush/Gore "came from old money and old money is what got me where I am today" way. She came from nothing and has managed to create quite an impressive empire.

3. She couldn't be any worse than what we have now.
yermom
9/21/2006, 12:55 PM
just what we need, more celebrities in office
Ike
9/21/2006, 12:57 PM
Yeah, but does that mean we'd have to endure Secretary of State Dr. Phil?
crawfish
9/21/2006, 12:59 PM
Girlfriend, you crazy.
SeattleOUstudent
9/21/2006, 01:00 PM
she'd be buyin cars for the citizens of Venezuela and Iran.
Ike
9/21/2006, 01:01 PM
No desk in the oval office. Just really comfy looking couches.
IB4OU2
9/21/2006, 01:07 PM
she'd be buyin cars for the citizens of Venezuela and Iran.

Hell No! she'd be goin' all Harpo on them.......
Ike
9/21/2006, 01:10 PM
Hell No! she'd be goin' all Harpo on them.......

oh no you di'nt just call me the debil! oh no you di'nt! Where's that damn football?!
mdklatt
9/21/2006, 01:51 PM
If only the Fed could regulate her weight fluctuations like it regulates economic fluctuations....

Due a steep rise in the PBMI (Presidential BMI) indicator in the past quarter, the Fed chairmain has decided to lower her Prime Interest in Moonpies Rate by two points.
49r
9/21/2006, 04:29 PM
:les: CUT-N-RUN
49r
9/21/2006, 04:29 PM
^^^

And man, sometimes that phrase looks reeeeeally dirty!