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Okla-homey
9/20/2006, 09:42 AM
The infamous former Creek Co. judge, now living at taxpayer expense in one of our fine incarceration centers, lost his $98K annual judicial pension yesterday per an administrative decision by state pension officials.

I figger if the poor guy lived another fifteen years that's about $1.5M in 2006 dollars he lost.

Here's a tip. If your johnson ever costs you even close to that kind of money, you and your johnson need to have a serious talk.
yermom
9/20/2006, 09:49 AM
i'm thinking you should have said conversation before you grab your Swedish penis pump in court

just sayin'
homerSimpsonsBrain
9/20/2006, 09:53 AM
Yeah, but his dick is HUGE!!!
mdklatt
9/20/2006, 11:52 AM
Here's a tip. If your johnson ever costs you even close to that kind of money, you and your johnson need to have a serious talk.


My johnson is still making me money at this point, but if the tables turn I'll be sure to keep this advice in mind.
Taxman71
9/20/2006, 03:37 PM
Here's a tip. If your johnson ever costs you even close to that kind of money, you and your johnson need to have a serious talk.

Homey has a great future as a marriage counselor.
Pricetag
9/20/2006, 05:05 PM
That's nothing. Paul McCartney's cost him like $1.5 BILLION, didn't it?
crawfish
9/20/2006, 05:19 PM
Yeah, but his dick is HUGE!!!

That'll make him popular with the other prisoners. :D
picasso
9/20/2006, 05:20 PM
That's nothing. Paul McCartney's cost him like $1.5 BILLION, didn't it?
shabang!
BeetDigger
9/20/2006, 05:29 PM
My johnson is still making me money at this point, but if the tables turn I'll be sure to keep this advice in mind.


Glad to hear that sideshow act in the Circus is still paying dividends. Are you still in the Hall of Amazingly Little Objects or they now featuring it separately?

:D
Vaevictis
9/20/2006, 05:48 PM
I heard he's now in the "Menagerie of Hideous Deformity"
Okla-homey
9/21/2006, 05:14 AM
I heard he's now in the "Menagerie of Hideous Deformity"


:les: I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!
1stTimeCaller
10/21/2006, 12:55 AM
crazy
proud gonzo
10/21/2006, 12:56 AM
dude, you totally aren't catching on to the all paraody thread front page concept are you? ;)
bri
10/21/2006, 01:11 AM
Even worse, he's not catching on to the all parody thread front page concept. :D
yermom
10/21/2006, 01:19 AM
:dolemite:
bri
10/21/2006, 01:20 AM
Where is that little beyonce? Did he forget the safeword again, so you left him tied up? :D
yermom
10/21/2006, 01:22 AM
i heard something about a Halloween party
1stTimeCaller
10/21/2006, 01:23 AM
sorry, I thought I was alone on here and decided to search 'swedish penis pump'.

I'm so embarrassed.:O