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OU4LIFE
9/19/2006, 07:14 AM
This seems to be as good a week as any to break out my "Die in a fire" list.

OU4LIFE's Die In A Fire Page (http://bfcfgof.com/ou4ldiafl/)

I will be adding to this list as the year goes on, and for a small fee I can add anyone you like to the list. This page is rife with black magic and negative mojo, so you can fully expect very bad things to happen to anyone that winds up on the list....so watch your step people.


Very special thanks to Beano's Fourth Chin for the web work, he is teh awesome, and never has to worry about winding up on the list.
Sooner_Bob
9/19/2006, 07:33 AM
This list has been around since April '04 and I've never heard about it?

Your publicist sucks.




:D
Howzit
9/19/2006, 08:00 AM
Why are you cupping your left breast?
Sooner_Bob
9/19/2006, 08:05 AM
Why are you cupping your left breast?


Pat said he was all touchy-feely . . . now we have proof.
Howzit
9/19/2006, 08:08 AM
Looks like there may even be some pinching going on...
sanantoniosooner
9/19/2006, 08:10 AM
4life must be a hermit.

I meet people daily that I'd add to that list.
Sooner_Bob
9/19/2006, 08:14 AM
I'm pretty sure you'll be on it shortly.
sanantoniosooner
9/19/2006, 08:18 AM
I saved Easter from fire.

I aint skeered.
OUDoc
9/19/2006, 08:20 AM
4Life has issues.
OU4LIFE
9/19/2006, 08:39 AM
Why are you cupping your left breast?

No one else wanted the job.

careful powdered hair gnome.....you can be added to the list easily.
OU4LIFE
9/19/2006, 08:40 AM
4Life has issues.


Golf Digest, Sports illustrated....that's about it.
BoogercountySooner
9/19/2006, 09:10 AM
Who are the triplets in the background pic.?:)
OU4LIFE
9/19/2006, 09:14 AM
the middle one is BSG when she's angry.

don't angry the booty. just don't.
JohnnyMack
9/19/2006, 09:17 AM
Golf Digest, Sports illustrated....that's about it.

<cough, cough> don't forget the pr0n <cough, cough, cough>
OU4LIFE
9/19/2006, 09:49 AM
for the LIFE of me, I can't figure out what you are talking about.

:D
mdklatt
9/19/2006, 10:14 AM
This seems to be as good a week as any to break out my "Die in a fire" list.

OU4LIFE's Die In A Fire Page (http://bfcfgof.com/ou4ldiafl/)



Is this better or worse than being On Notice?
OU4LIFE
9/19/2006, 10:33 AM
much worse.

I think
Norm In Norman
9/19/2006, 10:35 AM
I don't remember authorizing this.
OU4LIFE
9/19/2006, 11:31 AM
I don't remember authorizing this.

O RLY?


OU4LIFE, I like the idea of you posting that link, go ahead and Godspeed.
Eddie Money
9/19/2006, 11:38 AM
We have an office with a sign; my apologies if you've seen it - it says:

COMPLAINT PROCEDURE
Get a potato and put it in your pocket.
Go die in a fire.
That way, you die in a fire, and I get a baked potato.

Much better than the grenade with the "Take a number" thing.
IB4OU2
9/19/2006, 11:58 AM
Whew!

I'm glad I'm not on THAT list....(of course I may be after Thursday night);)
OU4LIFE
9/19/2006, 12:42 PM
not if you play your cards right......

:D
OU4LIFE
9/21/2006, 01:07 PM
Gordon Reise added to the list.

this is very bad news for him.
TheHumanAlphabet
9/21/2006, 01:18 PM
If you were in public school, you'd be expelled and probably have the cops sicked on you...
TheHumanAlphabet
9/21/2006, 01:19 PM
Gordon Reise added to the list.

this is very bad news for him.

Why limit it to him, we need to add that Judd guy from UO as well...
OU4LIFE
9/21/2006, 02:16 PM
Why limit it to him, we need to add that Judd guy from UO as well...

If by "we" you mean "please OU4LIFE" then maybe i'll consider it.
TheHumanAlphabet
9/21/2006, 02:29 PM
Well, "we" in the OU4Life sense...
skycat
9/21/2006, 02:43 PM
You may die in a fire.
OU4LIFE
9/21/2006, 02:50 PM
ok, that Judd guy from UO is now going to have his karma buttsecksd.
GottaHavePride
4/27/2008, 11:08 PM
Can we add Jar-Jar Binks?
Fraggle145
4/28/2008, 01:51 AM
poke4christ
SoonerTerry
4/28/2008, 06:30 AM
Joe L.

Dont ask, just put his *** one there.. THX

And San Waaaakeeeen Sooner.. On it
OU4LIFE
4/28/2008, 07:48 AM
Just for you people's information, this is MY DIAF list...I don't even know these people you are asking me to karmacally FUBAR.

Be very careful who you wish to DIAF, the list is not to be trifled with.
proud gonzo
4/28/2008, 07:50 AM
http://www.ipaulo.com/images/thumbsup.jpg
olevetonahill
4/28/2008, 07:51 AM
So we Cant add to the List ?
May you Nevar Hit another Hole in one :D
OU4LIFE
4/28/2008, 08:03 AM
Oh no, anyone can make a list suggestion....
OU4LIFE
4/28/2008, 08:06 AM
Ok, out of respect for GHP and PG
olevetonahill
4/28/2008, 08:11 AM
Oh no, anyone can make a list suggestion....

Then May you Hit 18 Holes in one , In the same Game and go down In histiry as The GREATEST :cool:
SoonerTerry
4/28/2008, 08:38 AM
Just for you people's information, this is MY DIAF list...I don't even know these people you are asking me to karmacally FUBAR.

Be very careful who you wish to DIAF, the list is not to be trifled with.


I'm startin a list right now..
OU4LIFE
4/28/2008, 09:43 AM
dude...be careful.
StoopTroup
4/28/2008, 12:35 PM
No Osama Bin Laden?
OU4LIFE
4/28/2008, 01:16 PM
he's dead.
Howzit
4/28/2008, 01:20 PM
Least impactful DIAF list evar.

I'm even a little chilly today.
OU4LIFE
4/28/2008, 01:30 PM
I was sure you were dead.

or at least baned.
Howzit
4/28/2008, 01:35 PM
I've been swimming.

rilly rilly far.
JohnnyMack
4/28/2008, 01:36 PM
Room.
OU4LIFE
4/28/2008, 02:01 PM
a zoom zoom?
Howzit
4/28/2008, 02:10 PM
I look GOOD in a unibrow. I might just quit plucking.
Mjcpr
4/28/2008, 02:24 PM
I look GOOD in a unibrow. I might just quit plucking.

Just your brow, though, right?
OU4LIFE
4/28/2008, 02:30 PM
I look GOOD in a unibrow. I might just quit plucking.

you're a worthless plucker anyhow.
JohnnyMack
4/28/2008, 02:35 PM
Just your brow, though, right?

Choda plucking.

by Howzit
Howzit
4/28/2008, 02:43 PM
Just your brow, though, right?

Don't worry, puddin, I know how you love to braid those grey pubies.
Howzit
4/28/2008, 02:43 PM
I mean blonde.
Howzit
4/28/2008, 02:46 PM
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Come on in, Chick, the water's fine!
Mjcpr
4/28/2008, 03:11 PM
Don't worry, puddin, I know how you love to braid those grey pubies.

Are they still longer than Cecil?
GottaHavePride
4/28/2008, 09:04 PM
I'm startin a list right now..

http://reich.morpheus.net/pics/simmshelmet.jpg




YES!
Fraggle145
4/29/2008, 12:09 AM
poke4christ
Animal Mother
4/29/2008, 01:12 PM
Can you put entire states on the list? If you can I request saxet. Let all the future OU players out first. Also me of course. Wait long enough that I can sell my house. In this market 2017 might be long enough.
I'd start a list but I have to wait until after certain dates due to certain people protected by certain laws. Not to mention that incident at the Mexican border. "Badgchezs?!?!?! Badgchezs!?!?!?!?! We don't need no stinkin' badgchezs!!!"