Okla-homey
9/19/2006, 07:32 AM
a little pirate test:
Q: What is a pirate's favorite day of the week?
A: Satarrrrrrrday
Q: What is pirate's favorite month?
A: Marrrrrrrrrrrrrch
Q: What is a pirate's favorite college major?
A: Marrrrrrrrrrrrrrketing
Q: What is a pirate's favorite Christmas carol?
A: "Hearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk The Herald Angels Sing"
Q: What's a pirate's favorite state (besides drunkeness)
A: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrkansas
-- one more
Q: What is a pirate's favorite fast food joint?
A: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbys?
WRONG DUMB A$$
It's "Long John Silvers!" sheesh.
Sooner_Bob
9/19/2006, 07:46 AM
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me
We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Maraud and embezzle and even high-jack
Drink up me hearties yo ho
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me
We kindle and char, inflame and ignite
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We burn up the city, we're really a fright
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We're rascals, scoundrels, villains, and knaves
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me
We're beggars and blighters and ne'er do-well cads
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
StoopTroup
9/19/2006, 07:29 PM
Arrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!! Me timber is shivering!
Shivering Timber (http://gmh.xocomp.net/ImageGallery/Gallery/Entity/Human/Lorenzo_Sperlonga_Lady_pirate.sized.jpg)
NSFW
GottaHavePride
9/20/2006, 12:06 AM
But... why is the rum gone?
Wait, it's because I DRANk IT!
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