swAss

[bri]

Is, like, the best Sir Mix-A-Lot album EVAR.

[leavingthezoo]

buttermilk buscuits here we go, shift the flower roll the dough!

i bet you kiss yo' freak and hit the street, lookin' for something to eat.

i know how you are.

[bri]

Don't you wish your boyfriend was SWASS like me?

:D

[leavingthezoo]

yeah, whatever. the swass like to play and the rich flaunt clout

... although, that might be from the seminar album. i'm confused in my old age.

[bri]

You are indeed quoting the correct album, Cat Fancy. ;)

THAT'S RIPPIN'!!!

[leavingthezoo]

well, all i've got left is square dance rap, and there's no way i'm going to tell you to

whip it to the left, whip it to the right but don't whip it too hard 'cause her jeans are tight.

:D

[bri]

And yet you just did. Quite the conundrum.

I don't want drugs, just GIMMIE YOUR GOLD!

[mdklatt]

Uhhh...room?

[bri]

Uhhh...room?

We woulda took her bra if the sucka was GOLD!

[leavingthezoo]

dude, you are such a wizard of mayhem, master of destruction.

(which automatically makes me start thinking of beastie boys because of the brass monkey connection. i know you understand.)

[bri]

All you roody-poos wish that you could be a HIP-HOP SOLDIER!



And yes indeed, I've got the bottle, you've got the cup. Come on everybody, let's get fffffffffffffffff...BRASS MONKEY!!!

[leavingthezoo]

ridin' cross land, kickin' up sand... sheriff watches on my tail because i'm in demand

(it's sad more people aren't getting a heavy dosage of nostalgia right about now.)

[bri]

Hatas gon' hate, boo.

Freaky breathin' is out, cool music is in
A lot of dummies gettin' money just by clappin' their hands
Not the style or desire of a TRUE Iron Man!

[Frozen Sooner]

Square dance rap, y'all

[bri]

At the movie she's the feature, the Bremerton creature,
Ya' wear a life jacket if ya ever try and freak her
Look at her physique, she ain't my kinda freak,
The floor creaks when the beast starts reaching her peak

[SoonerInKCMO]

Whippin advesaries with a brass belt buckle
Born in the ghetto
Heart like metal
Got an '87 Vette with a fat gas pedal!

\m/\m/

[leavingthezoo]

reconnect my dialect with modified jargon
heavy snaps, never lookin for a bargain
tumble when the pressure's on, walkin like a movie clip
slow-mo, pants low, jeans layin off my hip

PULL YOUR PANTS UP! :mad:

[bri]

By this time I was trippin, girl
You're such a tease
But it was love, baby, not a one-night-stand
You're not a sleaze, girl, awwwww

[Crimson_Balls]

Look here bri,
Hate to salt your game.
But you're a money lovin brother
and you need to change

In the SO
all the homies do is laugh
High five cause another brother
played your ***!...

[GottaHavePride]

(it's sad more people aren't getting a heavy dosage of nostalgia right about now.)

:les: I WASN'T HOME!!!

[leavingthezoo]

hehe

[bri]

Look here bri,
Hate to salt your game.
But you're a money lovin brother
and you need to change

In the SO
all the homies do is laugh
High five cause another brother
played your ***!...

Are me and zoo the only ones who can keep Sir Mix-A-Lot separate from all other MC's?

[Crimson_Balls]

Are me and zoo the only ones who can keep Sir Mix-A-Lot separate from all other MC's?

I like big butts and I cannot lie...

[leavingthezoo]

i done 23 points when i count my bank, all imitators i will spank
i'm a freak and i know it, so why not show it
i design my rhymes like a worldwide poet

i think c_balls is imitatin'
someone needs a spankin'
:D

[Crimson_Balls]

Sweat, wet got it goin like a turbo vet...

[Frozen Sooner]

Are me and zoo the only ones who can keep Sir Mix-A-Lot separate from all other MC's?

WTF man? I dropped some CLASSIC SMAL back there.

[bri]

Okay, hold up there, playa. No need to get all loc'd on me. :D

[Frozen Sooner]

Man, I got a def posse
You got a bunch of dudes

[Scott D]

My hooptie's rollin, tailpipe draggin'.
heat don't work and my girl keeps naggin'.
Six-nine Buick, deuce keeps rollin'
One hubcap 'cause three got stolen
Bumper shook loose, chrome keeps scrapin'
Mis-matched tires, and my white walls flakin'
Hit mickey-d's, Maharaji starts to bug
He ate a quarter-pounder, threw the pickles on my rug

yeah..now what? :D

[bri]

Well, now I remind you that this thread is about SWASS. :D

[TedUjam]

Me and Kid Sensation at home away from home
In the black benz limo with tha cellular phone
Im callin up my posse its time to get rippin
Im freakin each sunroof to keep you suckas trippin
Everybody's lookin if ya jealous turn around
The AMG kit keeps us closa to the ground
We're gettin good grip from the 50 series tires
The Alpine's bumpin but I need the volume higher
Cuz the 808 kick drum makes the girlies get dumb
We're rollin Rainier and the jealous wanna get some
Every time we do this sucka mc's wanna battle
I'm the man they love to hate the J.R. Ewing of Seattle
Picked up the posse on 23rd and Jackson
Headin for the strip yes were lookin for some action
The limos kinda crowded the whole car was leanin back
Maharaji's watchin tv with two girlies on his lap
On Martin Luther King the set looks kinda dead
We need a new street so posse move ahead
We all look kinda swass the crew you can't forget
The mix a lot posse cold rippin up the set
Chorus
My posse's on Broadway
My posse's on Broadway (posse up)
My posse's on Broadway
My posse's on Broadway
Verse 2
Ahhhh rollin in my posse was getin kinda bored
There's not anotha posse with more points scored
We don't walk around like criminals or flex like big gorillas
My homeboy Kid Sensation is a teenage lady killa
Maharaji's on the def side dancin like a freak
The girlies see his booty and their knees get weak
Larry is the white guy people think he's funny
A real estate investa who makes a lot a money
Clockin lots a dollars we all got gold
Cruisin in this Benz and ain't got no place to go
Wheelin' 23rd we saw nuthin but thugs
The girlies was too skinny from smokin all them drugs
Cus the rock man got em and there butts just drop
The freaks look depressed because the Benz wont stop
At 23rd and Union the driver broke left
Kevin shouted Broadway it's time to get def
My girl blew me a kiss she said I was the best
She's lookin mighty freaky in a black silk dress
The closa that we get the crazier I feel
My posse's on Broadway it's time to get ill
Chorus
Verse 2
Crusin Broadway and my wheels spin slow
Rollin with your posse is the only way to go
The girlies by the college was lookin for a ride
We tried to pick em up but we had no room inside
We put em on the trunk we put em on the hood
Some sat up with the driver they made him feel good
The posse's gettin bigger there's much too many freaks
My muffler is draggin my suspensions gettin weak
Now the freaks are gettin hungry in Mix A Lot's treatin'
We stopped at Taco Bell for some Mexican eatin'
But Taco Bell was closed the girls was on my tip
They said go back the other way we'll stop and eat at Dick's
Dick's is the place were the cool hang out
The swass like to play and the rich flaunt clout
Posse to he burger stand so big we walk in twos
Were gettin dirty looks from those other sucka crews
Kid Sensation dropped a 20 and didn't even miss it
this skeezer from another crew she picked it up and kissed it
Her boyfriend's illin he went to slap her face
My homeboy PLD cold sprayed the boy with mace
Cus I never liked a punk who beat up on his girl
If you don't have game then let her leave your world
We took the girl with us
With him she rode the bus
She gave the boy the finger and the sucka starts to cuss
Boy I got a def posse you got a bunch a dudes
Your broke cold crying about the rock man blues
Ya beat up on your girl and now your all upset
She's with the Mix A Lot posse on the Broadway set
chorus
yeah brother you know what it is the posse's on Broadway
5 fella's and 22 freaks PLB!!!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Get off my homeboys what is it

[bri]

See, the n00b gets it! :D

[Czar Soonerov]

Shake, to, my flow
Let it go when you shake that coco
+I Got Game+, so whatcha know
Get it up, then I hit her with the Rambo
Oo-chie, coo-chie
Still lookin for the supa booty
Rump, chaser, rump snatcha
Huh, get 'em on camera

[Scott D]

Well, now I remind you that this thread is about SWASS. :D

don't hate on the unrecognized genius that was Seminar. :D

[bri]

What do you mean, "unrecognized"? zoo recognized it on the first page, BUSTA!

That's right, I said it...BUSTA!

[Scott D]

no zoo recognized that she didn't recognize which album those lyrics came from....

now the video for Put 'em On Da Glass is another story ;)

[SoonerAtKU]

not to switch it up, but each and every one of you is a straight-up cake boy.

[leavingthezoo]

not to switch it up, but each and every one of you is a straight-up cake boy.

that's a vicious lie. :mad:

[bri]

Pipe down, cake girl.

[leavingthezoo]

Pipe down, cake girl.

serious and callous could be deadly to competitors
what am i sayin? (your gonna get yours) :mad:

but i do like Cake... especially when they are widening the corridors and adding more lanes.

[bri]

I don't know about you, but Satan is my motor.