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73Easting
9/18/2006, 05:22 PM
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.

ENA don't open no can of whoopass. He makes his own.
tbl
9/18/2006, 05:25 PM
Sorry dude... Chuck has been outed as a whorn fan. He is now officially gay.
8timechamps
9/18/2006, 05:26 PM
Wait a damn minute. Are you talking about Chuck Norris now, or the 70's Norris?

No body, and I mean NO DAMN BODY can match the fury of 70's Chuck!
73Easting
9/18/2006, 05:27 PM
"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead Longwhorns in his front yard.
73Easting
9/18/2006, 05:31 PM
There have never been WMD's in Iraq, because ENA has never been there.
DeadSolidPerfect
9/18/2006, 05:57 PM
He is now officially gay.
You mean he wasn't before?
josh09
9/18/2006, 06:59 PM
There have never been WMD's in Iraq, because ENA has never been there.


when the incredible hulk gets angry, he turns into ENA.

:D
jbstrick
9/18/2006, 07:16 PM
I heard ENA once fought a tornado and Chuck Norris at the same time.
badger
9/18/2006, 07:22 PM
Come on, man. It has already been scientifically proven that if that whorn was straight, he would be Jack Bauer.

Chuck Norris is officially no longer cooler. PT12 would ENA his arse. Yes, he would assassin his arse. Ninja assassin his arse.