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BlondeSoonerGirl
9/17/2006, 10:38 PM
...yep - I'm in Austin.

I'll be sending informative and relevant reports as they become available.

Okay...maybe not informative...and maybe not even relevant...but I'll still send updates...or just tell you guys stuff...or just talk about stupid whorns.

I'll be here all week!

No, really - I'll be here all week. I leave Friday.

Anyone want me to do/take a pic of/see anything while I'm here? C'mon, Nutseepoo - I know you got some idears for me...

:mack:
bri
9/17/2006, 10:39 PM
Flip off the Clock Tower.
BlondeSoonerGirl
9/17/2006, 10:40 PM
10-4.

I already flipped off their big practice blow-up building thingie so we can check that off the list.
hurricane'bone
9/17/2006, 10:41 PM
heh.

ummm......nevermind.
Viking Kitten
9/17/2006, 10:52 PM
Go to Congress Street Bridge where all the bats live. Take one out Ozzy style.
StoopTroup
9/17/2006, 11:23 PM
Find this and bring it to us.

THIS (http://users2.ev1.net/~austinmerrills/longhornlounge/images/bevo_real_179x200.jpg)
proud gonzo
9/18/2006, 12:48 AM
I want a picture of midget in burnt orange and a giant in crimson about squish the midget like he was :twinkies:
GottaHavePride
9/18/2006, 12:50 AM
OOH! I want a pic of you squishing a texas fan's head. They have to be wearing a Texas hat or jersey, though.

http://static.flickr.com/37/102191578_955ab7a736_m.jpg
proud gonzo
9/18/2006, 12:50 AM
YES!!!
skycat
9/18/2006, 01:56 AM
Two words:

Hippie Hollow.
OU4LIFE
9/18/2006, 07:18 AM
...yep - I'm in Austin.



:mack:

watch your bunghole, man......
Viking Kitten
9/18/2006, 07:21 AM
Two words:

Hippie Hollow.

Don't do it, BSG. It's a trap.
Penguin
9/18/2006, 07:46 AM
Two words:

Hippie Hollow.

More like Faggie Hollow.
Howzit
9/18/2006, 07:53 AM
Take a pitcher of a rainbow. I hear there are a lot of them in there.
SelmaBamaFan
9/18/2006, 07:58 AM
Go to a club, and tell all the girls there that you are from Girls Gone Wild (they will fall for it, they are horns afterall).


Take lots of pictures.


TIA
BeetDigger
9/18/2006, 09:02 AM
Isn't Ann Richard's funeral today? Go to the funeral with a sign that says "Good, now we can expell Baylor to Conference USA".
bri
9/18/2006, 09:06 AM
Cue Sic'EmBaylor with "Actually, it was ______" response in 5, 4, 3, 2....
hurricane'bone
9/18/2006, 09:23 AM
Isn't Ann Richard's funeral today? Go to the funeral with a sign that says "Good, now we can expell Baylor to Conference USA".


What the **** makes you think we want them?
TexasLidig8r
9/18/2006, 09:24 AM
Go to Cedar Street (the bar) on 4th Street.. go to the bar on the right side of alley.. sit in the 4th chair from the right.. order a Grey Goose Citroen martini.. (like I did a little over a week ago)... How is THAT for a bonding experience? :D

Go eat at Fonda San Miguel. You WON'T be sorry!
BoogercountySooner
9/18/2006, 09:39 AM
Write Mack has no Sack on your windshield with shoe polish!
BeetDigger
9/18/2006, 10:42 AM
Go to this little knick-knack shop on 4th Street.. go to the third aisle.. second shelf from the top.. buy a Yankee Candle scent of the month.. (like I did a little over a week ago)... How is THAT for a bonding experience? :D

Go eat at Fonda San Miguel. You WON'T be sorry!


:texan:
12
9/18/2006, 07:26 PM
Go to I-35 like your going out of town toward San Antonio... go to the truck stop on the right side of innerstate... don't sit anywhere 'cause it's all kinda nasty... reach toward the back of the fridge cause they're colder back there... grab a sixer of the plastic bottle Millers (like I did a little over a week ago)... How is THAT for a bonding experience?

Go eat at Arby's next door. You WON'T be sorry!
Paperclip
9/18/2006, 10:53 PM
Did you go to the music festival?


Bitter OU bitch
So I'm at ACL yesterday and someone in our spot invites several more friends to come over.

One, a girl, brings an OU chair! I can't miss an opportunity to have a little fun with that, so I mention to nobody in particular (with a smile) that OU fans are not allowed, then I dryly ask the person next to me where the spray paint is. ha, ha, all in good fun.

So the femail OU fan doesn't hear me, which is all good really. So shortly thereafter one of the other girls (a big UT fan) goes over and casually pokes fun at the OU chair and also mentions that the person standing over there played for Texas.

At which point the OU beyotch loudly exclaims "WELL **** HIM!"

OK...this woman had not even heard me, and was friends of a friend, and was outnumbered 10-1 by Texas fans in our group.

I went over anyways and told her that hey, we were all just being silly.

But anyways, whatever.
Don't let the door hit you in the *** on the way out.
85Sooner
9/19/2006, 11:40 AM
Two words:

Hippie Hollow.


Only if your Hott.
85Sooner
9/19/2006, 11:42 AM
Salt lick BBQ, Bob Bullock museum. I am stuck down here with ya.
GottaHavePride
9/20/2006, 03:03 PM
:les: WHAR'S MAH HEED-SQUISHIN PIC????
slickdawg
9/20/2006, 03:06 PM
Tell all of those MORTAR FARKIN FICK TARDS TO FARK OFF!
Viking Kitten
9/20/2006, 04:14 PM
I am in receipt of an e-mail from BSG informing me that the man is, unfortunately, keeping her down. That means you will get your head squishin' pics when she's g**damn good and ready, GHP.
GottaHavePride
9/20/2006, 08:17 PM
Oh. Well, in that case...


:les: DOWN WITH WHITEY!!!!
OUTromBoNado
9/21/2006, 12:43 AM
I'd recommend going to the LBJ Library. If you've never been to a presidential library before, I'd take this opportunity. Politics aside, those places are pretty impressive, especially the 4-story vault that's vacuum sealed with almost every letter, note, and grocery list that he ever wrote in the center of the place.

Also...go to 6th Street. Wear lots of OU stuff. And get drunk. Always good times.
Mjcpr
9/21/2006, 12:32 PM
I am in receipt of an e-mail from BSG informing me that the man is, unfortunately, keeping her down. That means you will get your head squishin' pics when she's g**damn good and ready, GHP.

This is one of Booty's greatest threads.