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KingDavid
9/17/2006, 01:12 PM
"We believe that our officials made the best call that they could under the circumstances, given the following three reasons:

1) Their lives were potentially in jeopardy.
2) A riot may have broken out at Autzen stadium and everyone could have been in danger; and most importantly
3) Their pay is subsidized by Phil Knight.

There are things that are bigger than the Pac 10 and even college football. These men had their families to consider. Beyond this, we support and appreciate their commitment to position our conference and their school for the best possible BCS pay-outs available.

For these reasons, we at the Pac 10 fully support the officials' game-deciding decisions to disregard the truth."

- Pac 10



;)
CatfishSooner
9/17/2006, 01:14 PM
bastards...
oufan1
9/17/2006, 01:16 PM
thats probably not far off from the statement they will actually make
Ike
9/17/2006, 01:18 PM
thats probably not far off from the statement they will actually make
yup. we laugh now, but when something very similar becomes the official version of things, how hard will we laugh?
boomersoonerdude
9/17/2006, 01:22 PM
The whole PAC-10 is under NIKE payroll
freshchris05
9/17/2006, 01:26 PM
they are under knight in bed too to keep that check... it only hurts at first... haha f*ckin pac-10 bastards
Statalyzer
9/17/2006, 01:27 PM
4)They were blinded by the Oregon uniforms.
arizwebfoot
9/17/2006, 01:33 PM
Be nice, I hear these officials are may be going to Dallas soon to provide "training" to the BigXII officials.
KingDavid
9/17/2006, 01:47 PM
Be nice, I hear these officials are may be going to Dallas soon to provide "training" to the BigXII officials.

I'm picturing the workshop titles:

1) Clean glide 101: The proper use of astrolube and new ways to bend over the opposing team for maximum penetration.
2) Dollars and Sense: how to make the most of multi-billion $$ boosters
3) Game-fixing Efficiency: how to turn a game with two rigged calls or less.
arizwebfoot
9/17/2006, 02:54 PM
LOL @ mburton71, hope they don't wear orange and white stripes instead of the black and white ones.

Just beat the pants off of Peckerless, er, Texas and all will be right with the world. The only team I hate worse than ND is TX.
StoopTroup
9/17/2006, 02:57 PM
At least they have responded to the allegations quickly.

LMAO.
FaninAma
9/17/2006, 03:02 PM
Their response will be "Bad calls? What bad calls?"