I'm talking to an asian friend on IM... [Archive]

proud gonzo

9/17/2006, 11:29 AM

And she's awesome, but sometimes her engrish is great.

She's making dinner at her house tonight and I was asking her if she wanted me to bring anything--drinks, etc. I know what she meant, but she SAID:
"...if you guys want any c0ck or sprit, you can grab a battle... yeye..."

she cracks me up

rebmus

9/17/2006, 11:38 AM

a bunch of those asian wommins send me friend requests on myspace all the time.
almost everyone of them "just got a new webcam and want to try it out".

Beef

9/17/2006, 01:52 PM

Thanks for letting me know you're coming over for dinner. My roommate never tells me anything.

proud gonzo

9/17/2006, 02:38 PM

hehe

silverwheels

9/17/2006, 02:44 PM

Me so solly...

Widescreen

9/17/2006, 02:55 PM

Dolemite is Asian?

SicEmBaylor

9/17/2006, 03:44 PM

My fish year roommate's english was much the same way. He was Taiwanese. Damned thing is he lived in the US all his life and couldn't seem to speak English straight.

Great guy great guy though. He used to buy his snacks at an Asian food marking. For example, I come in one day and he is popping these individually wraped candies and offers me some. I had enough good sense to ask what they were; as it turns out, they weren't candy at all but "individually wrapped individual fish bites."

He also ate this squid **** that looked like beef jerky.

SicEmBaylor

9/17/2006, 03:46 PM

Heh, he also managed to "score with a white girl" as he put it when I was gone one weekend. There was actual physical evidence of this encounter left on his bed which he proudly showed me on my return as if it were some sort of trophy.

I really really wish I were kidding about that, but I'm not.

usmc-sooner

9/17/2006, 04:38 PM

any **** or sprit

did she also say me so horny, me luv u long time.

StoopTroup

9/17/2006, 05:27 PM

Does she eva Wok her Dog?

usmc-sooner

9/17/2006, 05:52 PM

ask her to sing

Deck the hall with balls of Holly
fala lala la la la la

Tis the season to be jolly

GottaHavePride

9/17/2006, 11:44 PM

The dinner she cooked was pretty damn good, too.

Blue

9/18/2006, 12:19 AM

The dinner she cooked was pretty damn good, too.

Did you bring the c0ck?:D

GottaHavePride

9/18/2006, 12:26 AM

Did you bring the c0ck?:D

What, with my sister there? That'd be a bit awkward.

;)

proud gonzo

9/18/2006, 12:40 AM

Iggy brought Dr. Pepper and Sprit :D

LoyalFan

9/18/2006, 02:19 AM

Heh, he also managed to "score with a white girl" as he put it when I was gone one weekend. There was actual physical evidence of this encounter left on his bed which he proudly showed me on my return as if it were some sort of trophy.

I really really wish I were kidding about that, but I'm not.

Don't judge him too harshly, SicSter. When your "Rite of Passage" (hopefully involving a white girl but we're flexible on the color...see brochure.) finally comes about, you'll wanna boast a bit too.
Just be sure to mark the post NSFW if you include pics (NO Scratch 'n Sniff!), OK?

Yer Kindly Uncle...
LoyalFan

dolemitesooner

9/18/2006, 04:17 AM

And she's awesome, but sometimes her engrish is great.

She's making dinner at her house tonight and I was asking her if she wanted me to bring anything--drinks, etc. I know what she meant, but she SAID:
"...if you guys want any c0ck or sprit, you can grab a battle... yeye..."

she cracks me up
hook a brother up

yermom

9/18/2006, 04:28 AM

imagine how your kids would type :)

BeetDigger

9/18/2006, 10:38 AM

Did you go out afterward and partake in that weird Chinese game: Bow-ling?

GDC

9/18/2006, 10:48 AM

In other Asian news, PadThai still RMMFFO and I had friend who spent last summer in Thailand and he didn't like the food or the sex industry over there.