View Full Version : Official "What Are The Officials Listening To When They Put The Headset On" Thread
TopDawg
9/17/2006, 08:57 AM
Because, clearly, there is not really someone watching replays and telling them what happened.
crawfish
9/17/2006, 09:01 AM
I think they were playing "Space Invaders".
usmc-sooner
9/17/2006, 09:02 AM
Because, clearly, there is not really someone watching replays and telling them what happened.
I think they might be talking with Phil Knight.
"yeah sure thing Phil, that was a pretty good one not putting their names on the jersies, now were going to screw em on this call"
I think they were listening to Captain and Tenille.
soonercody
9/17/2006, 09:10 AM
They called Dan Fouts to see what he thought. And then ignored him too.
Ernie's Song:
:P
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j257/soonercody/football/bert_ernie.jpg
Rubber Duckie, you're the one,
You make bathtime lots of fun,
Rubber Duckie, I'm awfully fond of you;
Bo bo bo de oh!
Rubber Duckie, joy of joys,
When I squeeze you, you make noise!
Rubber Duckie, you're my very best friend, it's true!
CHORUS Every day when I
Make my to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and chubby
Rub-a-dub dubby!
Rubber Duckie, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber Duckie, I'm awfully fond of you.
CHORUS REPEAT
Rubber Duckie, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber duckie, I'd like a whole pond of --
Rubber duckie I'm awfully fond of you!
Another version, with commentary.
This is what they saw in the replay booth.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0OavF31u1Q
And one at an conveniently named website "ducks4bucks.org"
http://www.ducks4bucks.org/song.htm
Books on Tape from the Blind Reader's Audio Library...
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j257/soonercody/football/0764539361.jpg
GIVE IT AWAY -The Red Hot Chili Peppers
OUHOMER
9/17/2006, 09:23 AM
Come on, he was asking his wife about supper on the on side kick. then he was asking broker what to do with the extra income he makes officating on the pass interfernce call
"Closer" - Nine Inch Nails
you let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
you let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
help me I broke apart my insides, help me I’ve got no soul to sell
help me the only thing that works for me, help me get away from myself
I want to **** you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to **** you like an animal
my whole existence is flawed
you get me closer to god
you can have my isolation, you can have the hate that it brings
you can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything
help me tear down my reason, help me its' your sex I can smell
help me you make me perfect, help me become somebody else
I want to **** you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to **** you like an animal
my whole existence is flawed
you get me closer to god
Another thing they probably WERE listening to:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R24ddwagrTs :D :D :confused:
Here's what they were NOT listening to:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aevr_PklCE&NR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIn1mNmgDjc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcT4EqOXfSM
This guy may be as drunk as I was:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=doYIEBBo-BI&mode=related&search=
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j257/soonercody/football/CDLabel.jpg
They heard the "DUCK CALL". Funny these look like what they were smoking at halftime too!
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j257/soonercody/football/all-sm.jpg
KC//CRIMSON
9/17/2006, 10:50 AM
"Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta!"
This is so good, I don't even need to edit it...:D :D :D
HOW TO BLOW A DUCK CALL:
http://www.performancecalls.com/articles/how_to_blow_a_duck_call.html
The following system is very effective when trying to teach yourself or someone else how to blow a duck call. This is what I do with clients to help them become a proficient duck caller and it works!
1) Become a better duck caller by starting out with the right tools.
Buy yourself a good quality call. Life is to busy to waste precious time practicing with a poor quality duck call that will deliver nothing but poor ducksounds.
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j257/soonercody/football/lipsOnDuckCalls.jpg
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j257/soonercody/football/properlyHoldDuckCall.jpg
2) Learn how to properly hold your duck call.
Picture 3 show the proper way to hold your call. Hold the insert of the call with your trigger hand. This way you can safely hold your gun and call at the same time.
3) Learn proper lip placement.
Figure 4,5 shows proper lip placement. Imagine you are drinking from a pop bottle.
4) Deliver air into the call from your diaphragm to get a low ducky reference note.
If you hold your hand up to your mouth while delivering air from your diaphragm, it will be warm and moist. Just like when you are trying to clean your favorite pair of sun glasses.
5) Learn how to quack
Once you have mastered the low ducky reference note. Say the word whit, dwit, or kwit to get a short ducky sound. Learn to quack with each of these reference words to sound like three different ducks.
6) Learn to put together a series of 5 quacks.
Start the first quack slightly higher pitched and longer and end with a short and low quack. This 5 note series is often referred to as a greeting call. It will become your bread and butter duck calling sound.
7) Learn to do a feeding call
Say the reference words ticka, ticka, ticka, or dugga, dugga, dugga into your call to sound like a feeding mallard.
8) Practice, Practice, Practice
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soonercody
9/17/2006, 11:08 AM
Hello???
Is this thing on????
sooneron
9/17/2006, 11:14 AM
Radiohead - Karma Police
cuz that would be, like ironic...
Peabo Bryson -- "Timeless Hits" Album
sooneron
9/17/2006, 11:23 AM
Prolly something by The Fixx
soonercody
9/17/2006, 11:34 AM
:D :D :D
Another thing they probably WERE listening to:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R24ddwagrTs :D :D :confused:
:D :D :D
Scott D
9/17/2006, 11:40 AM
I thought it was obvious...the guy in the replay booth was illegally downloading Lawrence Welk mp3's, and wanted to share them with the official on the field at key points in the fourth quarter.
soonercody
9/17/2006, 11:43 AM
I thought it was obvious...the guy in the replay booth was illegally downloading Lawrence Welk mp3's, and wanted to share them with the official on the field at key points in the fourth quarter.
TIIIiiii-iiineeeyyyyy Bubbles....
SoonerDad
9/17/2006, 11:44 AM
I have no doubt that they were discussing an exit strategy from the stadium and what would happen if they overturned that call. Face it, they're pussies and they chickened out.
A recording of Phil Knight telling them to hurry up and give the Ducks the win, then kill the prime minister of Malyasia...all while "Relax" by Frankie Goes To Hollywood. :D
Merle, Waylon, and George Jones...you know-CHEATIN' SONGS.
CORNholio
9/17/2006, 01:33 PM
"My baby loves me when I'm stoned"
TopDawg
9/17/2006, 08:19 PM
Maybe Dazed and Confused or Lost and Confused
"Welcom to learning new languages tape one."
"Listen, then repeat the phrase."
"Lesson one." <beep>
"I am thirsty, and would like some water."
"Tengo sed, quisiero agua."
"Where is the bathroom, please?"
"Por favor, donde esta el bano?"
"Lesson 2." <beep>
soonercody
9/18/2006, 08:07 PM
"DANG ME"
TopDawg
9/19/2006, 12:37 AM
Based on the latest rumors, maybe what he heard was "What replay?"
TopDawg
9/19/2006, 12:38 AM
Or "I can't review it. Just go ahead and go with the original call. What's the worst that could happen?"
SanDiegoSoonerGal
9/19/2006, 12:46 AM
Or "I can't review it. Just go ahead and go with the original call. What's the worst that could happen?"
I am really leaning towards this theory.
And in off-topic news, Trevor Hoffman is teh suc. :mad:
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