8:30 on a Saturday night, drunk, watching the worst thing I've ever seen on TV

[Frozen Sooner]

No no, not the last couple minutes of today's game.

The Fantastic Four movie.

The Thing sounds like the Cookie Monster!

"It's COOKIE TIME!"

This thing is beyond awful.

[PhxSooner]

I watched the Teen Titan movie with my kids. At least the good guys won in that one.

[GottaHavePride]

No no, not the last couple minutes of today's game.

The Fantastic Four movie.

The Thing sounds like the Cookie Monster!

"It's COOKIE TIME!"

This thing is beyond awful.

Yeah, but it's got whats-her-name in it! And she turns invisible! Wait, that means we can't see her funbags. CRAP! That movie DOES suck!

[King Crimson]

nothing sucks as bad as Gus Van Sant's Even Cowgirls get the Blues....you even want to **** fire on early 90's Uma Thurman because she sucks so bad and doesnt' get naked and makes out with a fat chick.

Waterworld is a better flick, by a lot.

[Frozen Sooner]

Dude, I suck. And I make out with fat chicks all the time. What's your point?

[bri]

That you, apparently, are Uma Thurman.

So, seriously, what's up with your feet? Why are they so ugly, and why must you keep showing them? And could you finally decide if you're hot or not? Thanks in advance.

[Frozen Sooner]

I can't be Uma Thurman.

My breasts are larger.

[bri]

Oh, SNAP!

I just can't really decide who got "SNAP"ed worse on that one...Uma or you? :D

[Frozen Sooner]

I have long since come to terms with my buxom nature.

[bri]

Well then go on with your bad self, Brick House. :D

[Penguin]

I like that movie, damn it! :mad:

[King Crimson]

she also sleeps with Pat Morita.

[Frozen Sooner]

OK, I've never slept with Pat Morita.

[skycat]

I watched Fantastic 4 with the expectation that it would suck worse than any movie I had ever seen. I was sort of looking forward to that. Frankly, it sucked at sucking that much.

It was just sort of mediocre and hokey. I was very disappointed.