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Jerk
9/16/2006, 09:05 PM
..because things are decided by fallable people.

..because people who have biases make decisions.

..because some have hidden agendas.

..because the 1993 ADA Law requires you to give a blind person a job.

..because some people only see what they want to see.

And sometimes...

..The ball doesn't bounce your way.

..The obvious is hidden.

..incompentent people get jobs they aren't qualified for.

...The idiots are in charge.

And so I'm over it, and I feel fine. And I'm ready for the remainder of the year.

Now excuse me while I finish off this bottle of Captain Morgan.

Zoloft© Smoothie cheers to you all.

bri
9/16/2006, 09:22 PM
You left out:

...it's against the law to set a stupid motherf*cker on fire, no matter how much he deserves it.

Jerk
9/16/2006, 09:25 PM
LOL Bri!!!

First time I've cracked a smile in a few hours.

Thanks!

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
9/16/2006, 09:48 PM
There's either money or severe hatred involved. Maybe both.

bri
9/16/2006, 10:20 PM
LOL Bri!!!

First time I've cracked a smile in a few hours.

Thanks!

No problem, man. That's what I'm here for. :D

KC//CRIMSON
9/16/2006, 10:39 PM
Could you have Bonnie show up at my door naked, holding a cold beer in one hand and a slice of pie in the other?

tia.

bri
9/16/2006, 10:49 PM
What part of "DIBS" do you not understand, slappy?

Here, enjoy the alternate avvie. It's the most I'm willing to do. :D

TUSooner
9/17/2006, 08:18 AM
What part of "DIBS" do you not understand, slappy?

Here, enjoy the alternate avvie. It's the most I'm willing to do. :D

Don't y'all be disrespectin' the 2nd Mrs TU.

Good post, jerk!

Flagstaffsooner
9/17/2006, 08:25 AM
..because the 1993 ADA Law requires you to give a blind person a job.

as a Pac 10 ref.

usmc-sooner
9/17/2006, 08:28 AM
You left out:

...it's against the law to set a stupid motherf*cker on fire, no matter how much he deserves it.

just when I thought I wouldn't laugh at all today.

usmc-sooner
9/17/2006, 08:30 AM
as a Pac 10 ref.

now I've laughed twice in a row, unheard of for me after an OU loss.

12
9/17/2006, 10:00 AM
Why is jerk blue? (nudge, nudge...) He don't smell too good.