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I_SMELL_FEAR
9/14/2006, 03:04 PM
Are the haiku threads reserved strictly for saxeT? cuz Im thinking there could be some pretty randy haiku about the ducks...
OUMallen
9/14/2006, 03:12 PM
Sooners storm autzen
one who thinks ducks will prevail?
He must be on quack
JonnyRed
9/14/2006, 03:23 PM
M R Ducks
I_SMELL_FEAR
9/14/2006, 03:29 PM
I started this thread
now I cant make up Haiku
man I really suck
I_SMELL_FEAR
9/14/2006, 03:39 PM
Autzen stadium
may be tough for the Pac Ten
AD laughs post game
oKOIhoma fan
9/14/2006, 04:27 PM
Paul Thompson throws deep
AD runs for a thousand
one more till SAXET
homerSimpsonsBrain
9/14/2006, 04:31 PM
Thompson to Kelly
A D left and A D right
Sooners by twenty
StoopTroup
9/14/2006, 04:35 PM
Duck
Duck
Goosed
Howzit
9/14/2006, 04:36 PM
feathers fall like snow
hole, larger than the body
ducks done been blowed up
sooneron
9/14/2006, 04:52 PM
Toss to Peterson
Pass down the side to Kelly
Thompson's a keeper
The VIIIth
9/14/2006, 04:53 PM
Pressing Issues
United Press International
Duck Press
http://www.trulythefinest.com/products/bourgeat_2005/612205.jpg
Howzit
9/14/2006, 04:56 PM
feathers fall like snow
hole, larger than the body
ducks done been blowed up

'Cause...see...that's like autZEN...
stoops the eternal pimp
9/14/2006, 05:04 PM
fans leaving early
gloom fills atmosphere quickly
ducks done by the half
OUMallen
9/14/2006, 06:06 PM
Sooners at dinner
"I would like the roast duck please...
with mango salsa"

http://img467.imageshack.us/img467/4906/caveman8bg.png
cjames317
9/14/2006, 06:31 PM
Poof! goes Ducks' defense
in a flurry of feathers
TD for AD
I_SMELL_FEAR
9/14/2006, 06:52 PM
feathers fall like snow
hole, larger than the body
ducks done been blowed up

Feathers fall like snow....geez thats like poetic and stuff.
Desert Sapper
9/14/2006, 07:35 PM
Duck for a late lunch
Sliced and diced by Paul Thompson
All Day in Autzen
Ash
9/14/2006, 07:40 PM
Ducks offense all that?
Dixon completes lots and lots
Still just one TD
Ash
9/14/2006, 07:44 PM
Bob Barry asks Stoops
D discombobulated?
Stoops makes press cry "waaaah"
Desert Sapper
9/14/2006, 07:48 PM
Ducks think they can win
They just don't know that AD
Just broke free again
Desert Sapper
9/14/2006, 08:00 PM
Walt Disney's mascot
Just got crushed under the wheel
Of Sooner Schooner
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e340/mbcrain25/crushtheduck.jpg
Howzit
9/14/2006, 08:49 PM
Feathers fall like snow....geez thats like poetic and stuff.

That's 'cause I'm enlightened and ****.
Tulsa_Fireman
9/14/2006, 08:52 PM
I think Belotti
must be smokin' the doobie
to get Brady Leaf
Tulsa_Fireman
9/14/2006, 08:53 PM
Dixon, it rhymes with
mixin', which is what we do
with cans of whoop-***
Howzit
9/14/2006, 08:54 PM
We barely escaped
In the San Diego bowl.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
oKOIhoma fan
9/15/2006, 05:14 AM
Sooners at dinner
"I would like the roast duck please...
with mango salsa"

http://img467.imageshack.us/img467/4906/caveman8bg.png


NOW THATS FUNNY!
I_SMELL_FEAR
9/15/2006, 08:49 AM
Highlighter Unis
made Mike Bellotti go nuts
Stoops shuts Mikes Piehole
MikeInNorman
9/15/2006, 09:09 AM
Post-game, Sooners hear
the cry of the vanquished Duck:
"Where's a tree to hug?"
sooner94
9/15/2006, 10:40 AM
AD is the man
Superman, number two eight
Will hang two hundred

BTW, nice work by everyone. I read a lot of Haiku, and this thread has some of the best Haiku I have ever read. Well, actually I never read Haiku, but if I did read a lot of Haiku, this would be some of the best Haiku ever.
ouflak
9/15/2006, 10:51 AM
"Show me da money."
"I SAID, SHOW ME DA MONEY!"
-Bush, 2004



Off-Topic Haiku
Is probably not welcome
Couldn't help myself
mikeb
9/15/2006, 11:15 AM
Duck for a late lunch
Sliced and diced by Paul Thompson
All Day in Autzen
All Day in autzen. I love it.
MikeInNorman
9/15/2006, 11:30 AM
Oregon's uni's
Have classic Nike trademark:
"Made In Viet Nam"
cjames317
9/15/2006, 11:56 AM
After initial
blindness from neon unis,
Oklahoma scores.
stoops the eternal pimp
9/15/2006, 12:47 PM
friday night sleeping
dixon awakes with cold chills
Ruuuuu rings in his ears
mOUse
9/15/2006, 01:42 PM
A FEATHER weight team
Will not live up to BILLing
Dixon WADDLES off!

http://www.feathersite.com//Poultry/Ducks/Calls/WhCallDrBlue2ChampWflUK04.JPEG
SanDiegoSoonerGal
9/16/2006, 10:18 PM
The absolute worst
Officiating ever.
F**ktard Pac 10 refs.
OKC-SLC
9/16/2006, 10:38 PM
Rollercoaster day.
We suck, we're good, suck again.
No matter in end.
SoonerGOP
9/16/2006, 10:50 PM
Motherf***ing Refs.
Were bought and paid by Phil Knight.
Indictments follow.
Howzit
9/16/2006, 10:57 PM
The ball was not touched
in less than 10 yards by ducks.
Are you serious?
SanDiegoSoonerGal
9/16/2006, 11:19 PM
Defense SUCKS, offense,
a bit better, but nothing
sucks worse than those refs.
Indy Sooner
9/17/2006, 12:25 AM
The review a sham,
as the booth official was
an Oregon grad.
Statalyzer
9/17/2006, 01:04 AM
You still could have won
Who allowed that TD pass?
It was not the refs
OKC-SLC
9/17/2006, 01:16 AM
You still could have won
Who allowed that TD pass?
It was not the refs
You can **** off horn.
Have more wet dreams of Vince Young
whilst sexing fat dudes.
OKC-SLC
9/17/2006, 08:47 AM
I've had time to think
and I feel no better yet.
Prison-rape is succ.
Ash
9/17/2006, 11:24 AM
Anal raped by refs.
Replay? Teets on a boar hog.
Move on, not forget.