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douxpaysan
9/14/2006, 01:41 PM
Belotti can't hear the fat lady singin'. http://elsmar.com/pdf_files/various%20picture%20files/fat%20lady%20sings.jpg
StoopTroup
9/14/2006, 01:45 PM
....that ducks fly sOUth for the winter just to lay eggs down there too.
douxpaysan
9/14/2006, 02:15 PM
it quacks me up all that stadium smack.http://members.cox.net/brueger/humor/duck.jpg
start8
9/14/2006, 02:17 PM
that it's the only sound heard from space
OUMallen
9/14/2006, 02:47 PM
...that it has a third fist under its beard. Wait... Autzen is SO LOUD, if its intensity were a color, it would be the UO uniforms.
jonej_77
9/14/2006, 03:15 PM
That it's the deciding factor in an otherwise close game
Dio
9/14/2006, 03:18 PM
...it replaced Deep Purple in the Guiness Book of World Records as "Loudest Rock Band"
NYaggie
9/14/2006, 03:52 PM
...Helen Keller had to leave to leave the stadium
OK2LA
9/14/2006, 04:01 PM
. . . . . that you can't hear one of those really loud fake fart sounds you make with your mouth - when you blow really hard between both of your palms.

















Well, it might not be that loud, but it's STILL one of the funniest sounds around

Just sayin.
devOUt
9/14/2006, 04:47 PM
engineers measure sound in Autzens instead of decibals.
the_ouskull
9/14/2006, 05:10 PM
Autzen is SO LOUD, if its intensity were a color, it would be the UO uniforms.

Instead, they have to settle for being the color of Barry Bonds urine sample.

the_ouskull
TrophyCollector
9/14/2006, 05:15 PM
Jesus already came back 5 years ago, but nobody could hear the trumpets because it was during a duck game.