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OUDoc
9/14/2006, 10:40 AM
Besides his obvious need for a psychiatrist, do I really have to take care of him? ;)
fadada1
9/14/2006, 10:42 AM
no... and, no.
Viking Kitten
9/14/2006, 10:44 AM
Yesterday, Czar was stopped at a red light when a little girl about six years old in the next car gave him a "hookem." He said he flipped her off.

Okay, that last part was a writer's embellishment. He said he gave her a horns down. But it's a shame people ain't teachin' they kids no manners no more.
crawfish
9/14/2006, 10:45 AM
Bring in the BIG needle. :D
BoogercountySooner
9/14/2006, 10:47 AM
Rip the hat from his head and tell him "Thanks we was out of Toilet paper".
Mjcpr
9/14/2006, 10:53 AM
I'm sorry lady, but he only has a few days to live.
12
9/14/2006, 10:56 AM
"MOOOON RIVERRR"
homerSimpsonsBrain
9/14/2006, 11:30 AM
Remove his tonsils while doing a colonoscopy.
IB4OU2
9/14/2006, 11:35 AM
A Barium enema seems to be in order...
Mixer!
9/14/2006, 11:36 AM
and charge him triple!!!
crawfish
9/14/2006, 11:38 AM
Tell him you'll make him strong like Bevo... then cut off his testicles.
BeetDigger
9/14/2006, 11:44 AM
After you have done your evaluation, tell him you conclude that his brain is shrinking, you've seen it many times before and it has always occured in kids wearing UT hats.
Widescreen
9/14/2006, 11:47 AM
Isn't the first rule of medecine to "do no whorn" ?
I don't think he's planning on doing the kid. :texan:
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
9/14/2006, 12:01 PM
After you have done your evaluation, tell him you conclude that his brain is shrinking, you've seen it many times before and it has always occured in kids wearing UT hats.This MIGHT WORK. Might actually get him to stop wearing that stupid mark of ignorance.
12
9/14/2006, 12:23 PM
I assume the cooties angle has already been played...
crawfish
9/14/2006, 12:25 PM
If he has a skin rash, tell him it's his uterus cap and prescribe an OU cap for the next 12 weeks.
GDC
9/14/2006, 12:45 PM
I haven't seen any Texas gear all week, it's been nice. The bandwagon is filling up with Ohio State and Notre Dame fans it seems.
OCUDad
9/14/2006, 01:10 PM
Just remember your Hypocritical Oath and treat him for several diseases he does not have, charging his parents out the wazoo for it.
TexasLidig8r
9/14/2006, 02:08 PM
Isn't it nice for a change to have an intelligent patient who can articulate his ailment eloquently in multi-syllabic words? :D
OCUDad
9/14/2006, 02:12 PM
Isn't it nice for a change to have an intelligent patient who can articulate his ailment eloquently in multi-syllabic words? :DHuh?
OUDoc
9/14/2006, 02:27 PM
Isn't it nice for a change to have an intelligent patient who can articulate his ailment eloquently in multi-syllabic words? :D
He just drooled and kept touching himself alot.
12
9/14/2006, 02:35 PM
Poor little horn.
Ike
9/14/2006, 02:48 PM
call child protective services?
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
9/14/2006, 02:51 PM
He just drooled and kept touching himself alot.So, you castrated him to curtail those objectionable symptoms?
sanantoniosooner
9/14/2006, 02:56 PM
Isn't it nice for a change to have an intelligent patient who can articulate his ailment eloquently in multi-syllabic words? :D
"Pull the hamster out"
BeetDigger
9/14/2006, 03:02 PM
Isn't it nice for a change to have an intelligent patient who can articulate his ailment eloquently in multi-syllabic words? :D


The problem was, it wasn't in english and Doc found out the only reason he had the hat was because he found it in the half-off section in the 99cents Only store.
BajaOklahoma
9/14/2006, 05:39 PM
I would tell his parents that the surgery to repair his fingers will run about 20,000 or so.
SicEmBaylor
9/14/2006, 05:57 PM
Well, just to lift your spirits on 8 year old kids and having their football loyalties straight...

The first time I went to an OU game in Norman after becoming a student at Baylor this 8-10 year old kid in a Cub Scout/Boy Scout uniform comes up to me on my way to the concession stand and says, "Baylor sucks!!!"

So, I told him to go screw himself. You gotta admire his spirit though.'
OCUDad
9/14/2006, 06:04 PM
Well, just to lift your spirits on 8 year old kids and having their football loyalties straight...

The first time I went to an OU game in Norman after becoming a student at Baylor this 8-10 year old kid in a Cub Scout/Boy Scout uniform comes up to me on my way to the concession stand and says, "Baylor sucks!!!"

So, I told him to go screw himself. You gotta admire his spirit though.'And it took you this long to tell us because you were still recovering from the beating he gave you?
OUDoc
9/14/2006, 07:49 PM
And it took you this long to tell us because you were still recovering from the beating he gave you?
:D
Vaevictis
9/14/2006, 08:56 PM
He just drooled and kept touching himself alot.

Yeah, but we already knew that given the hat. And so did Lid, if he's half as intelligent as he would have us believe ;)
slickdawg
9/14/2006, 09:03 PM
Frequent prostate exams for the lil' whorn.
VeeJay
9/14/2006, 09:13 PM
The kid has endometriosis.

He'll need to get pregnant right away.

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OUinFLA
9/14/2006, 09:19 PM
Well, just to lift your spirits on 8 year old kids and having their football loyalties straight...

The first time I went to an OU game in Norman after becoming a student at Baylor this 8-10 year old kid in a Cub Scout/Boy Scout uniform comes up to me on my way to the concession stand and says, "Baylor sucks!!!"

So, I told him to go screw himself. You gotta admire his spirit though.'

was this your first experience with enlightenment?
UNSeeN_
9/22/2006, 10:19 PM
I live in Atlanta and the Whornes fans have been coming out of hiding since there little "championship" last year. I see kids every now and then with that garb on and face the same dilemna. A part of me wants to dealy sucker punch them or tackle them....but the other part of me wants to say, "he/she is young, they dont know better." SAVE THE CHILDREN!!
Blue
9/22/2006, 10:26 PM
Bring in the BIG needle. :D

"This is going to involve a little Prick..."
OKC Sooner
9/22/2006, 10:27 PM
Being a whornchild, I would think that Exlax washed down with castor oil would have a beneficial effect.
Jerk
9/22/2006, 10:29 PM
Tell the little bast*rd to eat more spinage.