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Rhino
9/13/2006, 11:18 PM
...and vote for him, too.

http://www.zod2008.com/
sanantoniosooner
9/13/2006, 11:21 PM
Fun with math
1. Mommy and Daddy did not give General Zod all of their worldly possessions, so they were sentenced to 5000 days in prison. How many years is this? (Hint: There are 365 days in a year)
2. Non drops a man from a height of 20,000 feet. If the man falls at 200 feet per second, how many seconds will it take for him to hit the ground?
3. An uprising occurs in a city with 100,000 people and one percent of them are jailed. If 100 people can be re-educated in one month, how long will it take before everybody is free again?
4. If a country's gross national product (the value of all the goods and services it produces) is $100 million and all of it is given in tribute to General Zod, how much interest will General Zod make in one year if General Zod sets a 60% interest rate?
5. If each person on the Planet Houston knows five informants, and it takes ten minutes to relay a report, how quickly will General Zod learn about his picture being defaced in a town of 500 people?
dolemitesooner
9/14/2006, 12:46 AM
HEH
Frozen Sooner
9/14/2006, 02:17 AM
zod=teh awesomes.
sooneron
9/14/2006, 07:57 AM
double heh-

http://www.walken2008.com/
GottaHavePride
9/14/2006, 08:18 AM
IN!
Hatfield
9/14/2006, 08:24 AM
http://www.capnwacky.com/rj/images/lj/zod.jpg
instigator
9/14/2006, 09:01 AM
I bet a lot of kids don't even know who Zod is. Effin n00bs!
BlondeSoonerGirl
9/14/2006, 09:04 AM
'...Traitor! How dare you send spam to Zod, when his E-mail is munged through Javascript for his protection! Exactly why do you think he does that? Does this look like a marketing site to you? KNEEL!...'

Heh.
proud gonzo
9/14/2006, 11:51 PM
ttt
SoonerBorn
9/15/2006, 08:07 AM
I just can't help but think how much better things would be now had Amidala not called for a vote of no-confidence.
Hatfield
9/15/2006, 08:57 AM
zod is real.

amidala isn't sheesh......