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Hatfield
9/10/2006, 10:42 AM
walk in to witness a little mousie in his death shivers.

felt bad for watching one of god's creatures die indirectly by my hands.

but then realized if he would have stayed the hell out of my house and not been so greedy he would still be breathing so really god killed him.

LoyalFan
9/10/2006, 11:07 AM
walk in to witness a little mousie in his death shivers.

felt bad for watching one of god's creatures die indirectly by my hands.

but then realized if he would have stayed the hell out of my house and not been so greedy he would still be breathing so really god killed him.

Be of good cheer, my man. He's gone where there's unlimited cheese and the cats all have artificial legs.
Requiesat en Pacem, Mickey.

(In lieu of flowers, Minnie requests that you make a donation to PETA.)

LF

jk the sooner fan
9/10/2006, 11:09 AM
a real liberal would have trapped him with a non-lethal trap and released him somewhere out in nature

just sayin....

12
9/10/2006, 11:23 AM
Just after college, I lived in a shanty just off north May Avenue. I used a single trap to kill 25 mice in two days. After witnessing what a mouse's buddies do to him while still in the trap, I have very little sympathy for them.

I would post pics, but this is a family board.

Rogue
9/10/2006, 11:37 AM
We hates the nasssty little mices, we does.

the_ouskull
9/10/2006, 11:41 AM
I think that you should take it a step further and cut off his head and knock a hole in your wall, and put the head on a popsicle stick behind the wall, then wall it back up. That way, any mice in your walls see that mouse and his head as a warning and they stay the F out of your place.

the_ouskull

Rogue
9/10/2006, 12:20 PM
Vlad the Mouse Impaler

whatsername
9/10/2006, 12:41 PM
a real liberal would have trapped him with a non-lethal trap and released him somewhere out in nature

just sayin....
Oh crap.

My cat was playing with one a couple weeks ago, and I caught it and released it outside. I couldn't bear to kill it, but I sure didn't want the stupid thing in my house.

But I don't wanna be a liberal either.


:)

proud gonzo
9/10/2006, 01:00 PM
http://static.flickr.com/46/131327718_577736f63f_o.gif

GottaHavePride
9/10/2006, 01:01 PM
Vlad the Mouse Impaler

http://www.myfconline.com/character_avatars/30856_8609.jpg

LoyalFan
9/11/2006, 02:55 PM
"Love to eat dem mousies, mousies what I love to eat.
Bite dey little heads off, nibble on dey tiny feet."

(Mebbe someone could find and post the Kliban cartoon that goes wit dat.)

Hatfield
9/11/2006, 02:59 PM
hatfield v. mouses jihad 06

current tally hatfield -6 mouses- 6 less

this morning was dubbed karnage in the kitchen....looked like a seen from the battlefield in braveheart.

Mjcpr
9/11/2006, 03:00 PM
You may want to invest in a cat.

NormanPride
9/11/2006, 03:01 PM
http://www.myfconline.com/character_avatars/30856_8609.jpg

SQUEAK.

skycat
9/11/2006, 03:04 PM
You may want to invest in a cat.

I vote he gets himself a basket full of snakes.

That'll take care of his little mouse problem.

Fugue
9/11/2006, 03:05 PM
http://static.flickr.com/46/131327718_577736f63f_o.gif

that would be awesome, a new trap that actually said this when it snapped.

C&CDean
9/11/2006, 03:06 PM
You may want to invest in a cat.

Rat terriers. I'll put my 2 rats up against any 2 felines out there when it comes to mousing. Deadly little devils they are.

Mjcpr
9/11/2006, 03:08 PM
Obviously, he needs something...........that's what, 7 mice in 2 days? That seems like a lot to me.

:D

Hamhock
9/11/2006, 03:12 PM
You may want to invest in a cat.


i don't think the traps are big enough for a cat.

JohnnyMack
9/11/2006, 03:23 PM
You may want to invest in a moving van.

Yup.

TUSooner
9/11/2006, 04:23 PM
I'm still waiting for Crackle and Pop

Okla-homey
9/11/2006, 04:24 PM
a real liberal would have trapped him with a non-lethal trap and released him somewhere out in nature

just sayin....

Whereupon said mouse would become a meal for an owl, hawk or snake. Its the circle of life. In this case, it was more of a straight line of life.

Just saying.

BajaOklahoma
9/11/2006, 07:04 PM
So I guess you don't want to hear about the time I got to bring the mice from our physiology class experiment home for Christmas. The experiment failed because one of the mice had babies over the holiday.
I'm not sure that I am up to telling you what the mama mouse did to some of her babies - though she ended the week with less than she started.

My sister still hates me for bringing them home.

Hatfield
9/11/2006, 07:57 PM
the new game is to find out how many i can catch with the same trap and same piece of cheese....currently up to 3.

Mongo
9/11/2006, 08:14 PM
Run an experiment. Place Trap A with cheese, place Trap B with peanut butter. Kind of a rodent taste test.

I had a rat infestation in a house during college. Slaughtered those little bastards with a trap and peanut butter. Somehow a squirell was found KO'd in our kitchen.

Hatfield
9/11/2006, 08:31 PM
i like your thinking.

olevetonahill
9/11/2006, 09:10 PM
Whats wrong with you people ?
A real f--inhillbilly will just set some cheese or peanut butter out
then wait with a loaded gun and shoot the lil fuggers when they show up for dindin ;)

Mongo
9/11/2006, 09:13 PM
Whats wrong with you people ?
A real f--inhillbilly will just set some cheese or peanut butter out
then wait with a loaded gun and shoot the lil fuggers when they show up for dindin ;)

Are you talkin about rodents or psycho females?:D

GottaHavePride
9/11/2006, 09:41 PM
Run an experiment. Place Trap A with cheese, place Trap B with peanut butter. Kind of a rodent taste test.

I had a rat infestation in a house during college. Slaughtered those little bastards with a trap and peanut butter. Somehow a squirell was found KO'd in our kitchen.

Somebody on here told me the trick is to tie a small piece of raw bacon onto the trigger of the trap with some string. It's like crack for mice. Seriously.

OCUDad
9/11/2006, 09:44 PM
Whats wrong with you people ?
A real f--inhillbilly will just set some cheese or peanut butter out
then wait with a loaded gun and shoot the lil fuggers when they show up for dindin ;)This explains all the divots in vet's kitchen floor.

olevetonahill
9/11/2006, 09:56 PM
Are you talkin about rodents or psycho females?:D
The lake IS big ;)

olevetonahill
9/11/2006, 09:59 PM
This explains all the divots in vet's kitchen floor.
As i look up at my ceiling with 4, 357 holes in it cause a bug ****ed me off :)
Or the ones in the floor of the bedroom when the J H witnesses came calling ? :confused:

GottaHavePride
9/11/2006, 10:17 PM
SQUEAK.


Snh. Snh. Snh.

Hatfield
9/11/2006, 10:41 PM
now up to 4 with the same piece of cheese.

secret is to smush it under the latch...one was caught literally with his nose in it. tee hee.

olevetonahill
9/11/2006, 11:03 PM
now up to 4 with the same piece of cheese.

secret is to smush it under the latch...one was caught literally with his nose in it. tee hee.
Hell when I was stuck on perimeter guard ( as in stuck in a dam bunker at the perimeter )
the Mess tent would make us some Nasty *** sammichis .
Would set em up in front of the 60 and wait patently for those big *** rats to show up . they would and Id shoot em to hell an gone
Instant no rats and NO nasty *** sammich left :D

Hatfield
9/11/2006, 11:07 PM
sounds like a fun diet

olevetonahill
9/11/2006, 11:10 PM
sounds like a fun diet
those nasty *** sammichs made C-rats taste good
Hell I tried to eat an MRE and said **** this **** !
Give me C- rats ! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Gave me MORE spek for our guys that have to eat that **** !

Hatfield
9/13/2006, 10:04 AM
well it appears the jihad is over....after 12 casualties the lib mice have cut and run.

it has been 29 hours and no further deaths.

handcrafted
9/13/2006, 10:52 AM
Libz are funny...

"protect little furry creatures" (until they infest MY house)

"understand the pain and anguish of the criminal mind" (until they break into MY house)

Hatfield
9/13/2006, 10:58 AM
mice aren't little furry creatures...they are tiny spineless pubs. ;)

Mjcpr
9/13/2006, 11:01 AM
well it appears the jihad is over....after 12 casualties the lib mice have cut and run.

it has been 29 hours and no further deaths.

They're just out of earshot, licking their carpet and planning the next attack.

pb4ou
9/13/2006, 11:12 AM
a real liberal would have trapped him with a non-lethal trap and released him somewhere out in nature

just sayin....

I used to catch them in the non-leathal traps and then set the trap outside with the waiting cats. Good times. ;)