Attention Horndogs

[SoonerBorn68]

http://www.geocities.com/soonerborn91/sherri-bonnie2.jpg


You're welcome. :D

[Rogue]

Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Here's where I insert a crass comment about the veritable Home Depot I got south of my belt right now.

But I won't do that.

I'll be the good guy and respect their minds and professions.

Yeah.

Right.

;)

[SoonerDood]

all that shot is missing is Erin Andrews.:D

[horninokc]

You guys may be OU, but you do have the hottest coach in college sports. I'll watch your women play just to see her.

[william_brasky]

Bonnie is really friggin' hawt, but that profile shot of her beak is not very complimentary.

[1991SOONER]

yummy

[SoCal]

all that shot is missing is Erin Andrews.:D
You got that right...and she's a better sideline reporter to boot!

[Cam]

What's needed here is a command line that you can type into like that bartending one. That would be hella sweet.

[instigator]

Uhh why wasn't I on the south end of the stadium???? :(

[LoyalFan]

http://www.geocities.com/soonerborn91/sherri-bonnie2.jpg


You're welcome. :D


Someone may have beaten me to this, but...

Maybe Ms. Bernstein could be featured on a "reality" episode of Nip/Tuck.
A nose job would be a good thing.
Otherwise, she's, if not a 100% Hottie, at least a certified Awfully Warmie.
To be honest (some might say heretical), while Sherri (Oh, Sherrrrree-ee Bayyyy-ayybeee...) is an attractive lady, I cannot label her as "hot" based on looks. Her's is a more visceral attractiveness, enhanced by her personality and manner. Yup, that's wot tiz.
Given the choice, Ms BB could park her expensive shoes under my bed on occasion, but Mrs. Coale (should she become single, of course,) would be the one I'd wanna cook breakfast for on a lonnnnnnnnnng term basis. As the bacon was sizzling, I'd waken her with kisses and a cup 'o java.
That might lead to another sort of sizzling...and burnt bacon...Mmmmmmm.

Just a rather dry and analytical opinion.

LF

[Rogue]

Sherri's hawter and more of the kind of gal you'd want to bring home to meet Mom. Bonnie's hawt, but I dig blondes.

[Big Red Ron]

IMHO-Bonnie is far from hot.

[the_ouskull]

but Mrs. Coale (should she become single, of course,) would be the one I'd wanna cook breakfast for on a lonnnnnnnnnng term basis. As the bacon was sizzling, I'd waken her with kisses and a cup 'o java.
That might lead to another sort of sizzling...and burnt bacon...Mmmmmmm.

1) You're putting an awful lot of thought into this... Just show it to her, already.
2) No, never mind. 1 was all I needed to say.

the_ouskull

[instigator]

Someone may have beaten me to this, but...

Maybe Ms. Bernstein could be featured on a "reality" episode of Nip/Tuck.
A nose job would be a good thing.
Otherwise, she's, if not a 100% Hottie, at least a certified Awfully Warmie.
To be honest (some might say heretical), while Sherri (Oh, Sherrrrree-ee Bayyyy-ayybeee...) is an attractive lady, I cannot label her as "hot" based on looks. Her's is a more visceral attractiveness, enhanced by her personality and manner. Yup, that's wot tiz.
Given the choice, Ms BB could park her expensive shoes under my bed on occasion, but Mrs. Coale (should she become single, of course,) would be the one I'd wanna cook breakfast for on a lonnnnnnnnnng term basis. As the bacon was sizzling, I'd waken her with kisses and a cup 'o java.
That might lead to another sort of sizzling...and burnt bacon...Mmmmmmm.

Just a rather dry and analytical opinion.

LF

That really creeped me out.

[GottaHavePride]

Bonnie is really friggin' hawt, but that profile shot of her beak is not very complimentary.

why do you hate aquiline noses? ;)

[mildpussy]

That really creeped me out.

amen brother e - i threw up a little bit of peanut butter and banana sandwich in my mouth after reading that

[GottaHavePride]

Someone may have beaten me to this, but...

Maybe Ms. Bernstein could be featured on a "reality" episode of Nip/Tuck.
A nose job would be a good thing.
Otherwise, she's, if not a 100% Hottie, at least a certified Awfully Warmie.
To be honest (some might say heretical), while Sherri (Oh, Sherrrrree-ee Bayyyy-ayybeee...) is an attractive lady, I cannot label her as "hot" based on looks. Her's is a more visceral attractiveness, enhanced by her personality and manner. Yup, that's wot tiz.
Given the choice, Ms BB could park her expensive shoes under my bed on occasion, but Mrs. Coale (should she become single, of course,) would be the one I'd wanna cook breakfast for on a lonnnnnnnnnng term basis. As the bacon was sizzling, I'd waken her with kisses and a cup 'o java.
That might lead to another sort of sizzling...and burnt bacon...Mmmmmmm.

Just a rather dry and analytical opinion.

LF

Actually, it sounds like you'd wind up with dry and analytical bacon.

[mildpussy]

Someone may have beaten me to this, but...

Maybe Ms. Bernstein could be featured on a "reality" episode of Nip/Tuck.
A nose job would be a good thing.
Otherwise, she's, if not a 100% Hottie, at least a certified Awfully Warmie.
To be honest (some might say heretical), while Sherri (Oh, Sherrrrree-ee Bayyyy-ayybeee...) is an attractive lady, I cannot label her as "hot" based on looks. Her's is a more visceral attractiveness, enhanced by her personality and manner. Yup, that's wot tiz.
Given the choice, Ms BB could park her expensive shoes under my bed on occasion, but Mrs. Coale (should she become single, of course,) would be the one I'd wanna cook breakfast for on a lonnnnnnnnnng term basis. As the bacon was sizzling, I'd waken her with kisses and a cup 'o java.
That might lead to another sort of sizzling...and burnt bacon...Mmmmmmm.

Just a rather dry and analytical opinion.

LF

by the transtesticular property, i believe this makes bb an afternoon delight (just don't tell her husband either)

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
gonna grab some afternoon delight.
My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right.
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night.
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day.
And you know the night is always gonna be there any way.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
looking forward to a little afternoon delight.
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always though a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling
a little afternoon delight.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Please be waiting for me baby when I come around.
We could make a lot of lovin' 'for the sun goes down.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Repeat chorus.

[SoonerJason]

Bonnie would not get off the field when the ref was trying to start the game.. Even Reggie Smith was lookin at her to get off.

[mildpussy]

Bonnie would not get off the field when the ref was trying to start the game.. Even Reggie Smith was lookin to get her off.

i fixed that for you (kinda - as long as you don't mind ending a sentence with a proposition)

[Jimminy Crimson]

I was about 10 feet from her for a good bit of the game and in my professional opinion, Bonnie isn't all that.

There was a much better looking Bonnie that appeared later that night, 1TC can back me up on that.