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Sooner24
9/8/2006, 06:06 PM
Maybe Dean could put out a jar at the tailgate for evryone to donate. ;)


http://www.usatoday.com/travel/flights/2006-09-07-mile-high-club_x.htm
LilSooner
9/8/2006, 06:50 PM
That is by far the grossest thing I have ever read!
TUSooner
9/8/2006, 07:01 PM
A mattress and a curtain!
What more could you want?
Sooner24
9/8/2006, 07:10 PM
That is by far the grossest thing I have ever read!



If that's the grossest thing you have ever read you have led a very sheltered life. ;)

I found this much more disturbing. :eek:

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=77099
yermom
9/8/2006, 08:02 PM
you also get to keep the sheets

heh
mdklatt
9/8/2006, 08:21 PM
I tried to convince Penguin to go into business with me doing this. We would travel around to Spring Break hot spots: college students + alcohol + sex = profit

I wasn't going to have a mattress or anything since I was just going to use a rented plane--low overhead, and drunken college students aren't going to be picky. The price would include a pair of these: Mile High Pin (http://www.sportys.com/acb/showdetl.cfm?DID=19&Product_ID=1469) (silver for new recruits, gold for existing MHC members) and a certificate suitable for framing. For an additional fee, a souvenir video (that's where Penguin came in) could be purchased. The video would be made no matter what--your choice if you wanted to purchase the tape. :D

The best part of my business plan was the name: Airgasm.
BoogercountySooner
9/8/2006, 08:26 PM
Let's name this flight!

How about Peter Piper hour of Plow-er! :D
jk the sooner fan
9/8/2006, 08:30 PM
a pilot in dallas could make a mint with a business venture like that.....
LoyalFan
9/8/2006, 09:54 PM
The Champagne's not Korbel(TM)?!??!??!?!?!
What WAS he thinking?

KF
Frozen Sooner
9/8/2006, 09:57 PM
I've always wondered why people didn't work this loophole to open a legal bordello:

Have a stable of actresses on contract. You pay to star in your own pornographic video. Then you pay to make sure the video doesn't go out on the 'net. :D That last service isn't advertised.
proud gonzo
9/8/2006, 10:38 PM
heh
Frozen Sooner
9/8/2006, 10:40 PM
heh

Heh is right. Unfortunately, it's hard out here for a pimp, and I can't get a dang stable together.
proud gonzo
9/8/2006, 10:47 PM
i find irony in your use of "stable"
Gandalf_The_Grey
9/8/2006, 10:55 PM
Do you honestly think Lil is "settling" for an hour? I mean why waste her time.
Frozen Sooner
9/8/2006, 10:59 PM
i find irony in your use of "stable"

It's frightening how often people's minds work like mine.

Because that sort of implies that what goes on behind my eyeballs is normal.

Which is scarier than all hell.
StoopTroup
9/8/2006, 11:34 PM
New sheets suck.

I'd need them laundered and softed.

Also I want a bottle of nitrous with the champagne. ;)
SicEmBaylor
9/8/2006, 11:46 PM
Pfft, 50 minutes. Cut the price in half by cutting the time and I'm IN!!
But why pay for unused minutes? That's why I avoid cell phone plans.
Gandalf_The_Grey
9/9/2006, 09:11 AM
I bet if the plane was flying to Branson...you would be so in!