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stoopified
9/8/2006, 05:48 PM
I can't really think of any truly bad choices as long as they are hot.My personal favorite would be sELMA HAYEK.lONG BEAUTIFUL DARK HAIR,TOTALLY LUSCIOUS BOD,pIERCING DARK EYES THAT SMOLDER WITH PASSION.OK.I am back under control now.Please provide pics for your choice if possible.I am currently incapable of providing any of my true love ,Selma so if anyone can provide said pic itwould be greatly appreciated.

fadada1
9/8/2006, 05:53 PM
scarlett johansson

Widescreen
9/8/2006, 05:57 PM
Jessica Alba

Although I agree that a case could be made for either of the previously mentioned schwing-inducers.

Okla-homey
9/8/2006, 06:02 PM
Still so hot she melts glass at age fifty!

http://img397.imageshack.us/img397/2379/bbselaward02aes3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Sela Ward...no one else comes close.

Flagstaffsooner
9/8/2006, 07:23 PM
Homey, ya gonna **** Beano off. She was a Bama cheerleader.

TUSooner
9/8/2006, 07:23 PM
I can't really think of any truly bad choices as long as they are hot.My personal favorite would be sELMA HAYEK.lONG BEAUTIFUL DARK HAIR,TOTALLY LUSCIOUS BOD,pIERCING DARK EYES THAT SMOLDER WITH PASSION.OK.I am back under control now.Please provide pics for your choice if possible.I am currently incapable of providing any of my true love ,Selma so if anyone can provide said pic itwould be greatly appreciated.
Don't even dream it, d00d; S[a]lma's all mine! She told me that last might, or the night before.

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
9/8/2006, 07:39 PM
If she ever goes into acting, I'll take miss Aguilera, thank you.

OCUDad
9/8/2006, 08:02 PM
If you truly want Ms. Hayek to fall in love with you, you might try calling her by her real first name, which is "Salma." :rolleyes:

But it doesn't matter. Homey is right; Sela Ward is hotter than Salma by many degrees Fahrenheit. And I'd put Catherine Zeta-Jones right up there, too.

yermom
9/8/2006, 08:05 PM
this is entirely too difficult

royalfan5
9/8/2006, 08:07 PM
For me it's Catherine Keener

yermom
9/8/2006, 08:22 PM
well, she is a GILF

TUSooner
9/8/2006, 08:26 PM
If you truly want Ms. Hayek to fall in love with you, you might try calling her by her real first name, which is "Salma." :rolleyes: ...


Maybe that’s why she seemed a little "distant" the last time...

OCUDad
9/8/2006, 08:32 PM
Keep trying, TU... your ship will eventually come in. You may be too old to sail it by then, but what the heck.

Rogue
9/8/2006, 08:34 PM
2 way tie, but since I'm not into necrophilia, I'll say #2:

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j257/soonercody/images106446_Marilyn20Monroe2012.jpg

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j257/soonercody/1949_1684_Theron_Charlize_04-400-lo.jpg

bri
9/8/2006, 08:37 PM
Without reading any of this thread, I'm just going to say that all of your choices are ugly skanks and that my pick is, like, hella better than all of them.

'Cause THAT'S the South Oval way. :D

yermom
9/8/2006, 08:41 PM
#2, eh?

http://www.splicedonline.com/03reviews/monster.jpg

yermom
9/8/2006, 08:42 PM
Without reading any of this thread, I'm just going to say that all of your choices are ugly skanks and that my pick is, like, hella better than all of them.

'Cause THAT'S the South Oval way. :D

Dean's logged in as Bri?

:dean:

bri
9/8/2006, 08:46 PM
Dean's logged in as Bri?

:dean:

NICE TO KNOW YOUR PASSWORD ISN'T SAFE!!!!!!11

King Crimson
9/8/2006, 09:13 PM
Salma Hayek is about 5' tall. i always figgered she was fairly tall for a woman. but, no, she's a shrimp.

mikeb
9/8/2006, 09:26 PM
Jessica Beil

royalfan5
9/8/2006, 09:36 PM
Salma Hayek is about 5' tall. i always figgered she was fairly tall for a woman. but, no, she's a shrimp.
You just have to remember all entertainers are like 5'5" at most. So she isn't that small comparatively speaking.

Frozen Sooner
9/8/2006, 09:40 PM
Without reading any of this thread, I'm just going to say that all of your choices are ugly skanks and that my pick is, like, hella better than all of them.

'Cause THAT'S the South Oval way. :D

You're a dirty tree-humping neocon.

NOW it's the South Oval Way.

Oh, and every answer that isn't Scarlett Johansen is wrong. Even though I think I misspelled her name.

Ladies, I don't expect you to look like Scarlett. Just know that as you imagine me being Brad Pitt, I imagine you being Scarlett.

Okla-homey
9/8/2006, 10:29 PM
Homey, ya gonna **** Beano off. She was a Bama cheerleader.

But she's a Mississippi gal by birth. At some point in her youth, she got hornswaggled by the Golden Flake tater chip company into cheering for their celebrity spokesman the Bear in Tuscaloosey. Bear's dead now BTW and he ain't comin' back. Meanwhile, 'Bama will never earn another national championship.

Gandalf_The_Grey
9/8/2006, 10:42 PM
Are we talking now or ever...if so Raquel Welch has to be given serious consideration. She is still hott, I still probably wouldn't say no, but I do think there has to be something really sexy about an older women though so I may just be wierd. http://theseventhvoyage.com/images/One%20Miliion%20Years%20BC/onemilliondvdmenu.jpg

Blue
9/8/2006, 11:08 PM
...Put on some baby making music.

http://www.cherylshuman.com/film/images/Eva%20Mendes.jpg

Eva Mendez

GottaHavePride
9/8/2006, 11:12 PM
IBTD.

No good can come of this. ;)

Gandalf_The_Grey
9/8/2006, 11:15 PM
http://www.rockband.com/rock-star-inxs/images/dave-navarro-brooke-burke.jpg

Brooke Burke is hot enough to make not even notice Navarro...and she was in a Burger King CommerciaL!!!!

King Crimson
9/8/2006, 11:27 PM
who does Dave Navarro's facial hair? Kurosawa?

what a doofus. he and Perry Farrell both.

bri
9/8/2006, 11:28 PM
Dude, anyone who thinks Brooke Burke is hot would be well served to just f*ck a block of plastic with a hole in it. The effect is most likely the same, but the post-coital conversation is probably better.

critical_phil
9/8/2006, 11:30 PM
http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/2742/scarlettip9.jpg

StoopTroup
9/8/2006, 11:31 PM
Dude, anyone who thinks Brooke Burke is hot would be well served to just f*ck a block of plastic with a hole in it. The effect is most likely the same, but the post-coital conversation is probably better.
I think that has been done already...

http://tomschindler.net/dmark/images/tomandLegoGirl.jpg

Blue
9/9/2006, 01:26 AM
Can we post more in this thread, please?

Blue
9/9/2006, 01:28 AM
Hello!

http://www.greycobra.com/images/tutorials/heefel1.jpg

SicEmBaylor
9/9/2006, 02:29 AM
Hello!

http://www.greycobra.com/images/tutorials/heefel1.jpg

Only if by actress you don't necessarily imply that the girl in question can, in reality, act.

Blue
9/9/2006, 02:35 AM
Only if by actress you don't necessarily imply that the girl in question can, in reality, act.

Yeah, I really care about that.

SicEmBaylor
9/9/2006, 02:36 AM
Yeah, I really care about that.

She's hawt; I'll admit that. But, after having seen her in 4 seasons of 24 all I really want to do is back hand and strangle the wench.

Vaevictis
9/9/2006, 04:05 AM
If she ever goes into acting, I'll take miss Aguilera, thank you.

Heh, do yourself a favor on that account and reserve judgment until you see her in person when she's not on the red carpet. You may rethink your position.

the_ouskull
9/9/2006, 08:14 AM
http://www.askmen.com/specials/2005_top_99/celebs/91_gabrielle_union.jpg

http://imalbum.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/D20060306/1549_346427559_scarlett_johansson_H184802_L.jpg

http://imalbum.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/D20050803/1535_212897896_bey_H113126_L.jpg

http://www.hollywoodauditions.com/CelebertyPhotos/jennifer_hewitt.jpg

There's my short list...

the_ouskull

Scott D
9/9/2006, 08:22 AM
step away from Gabirelle Union before I send doleo to talk you to death. :D

soonercody
9/9/2006, 08:29 AM
Can Atlanta = Hollywood?
Can News Anchor = Actress?

If so, Betty Nguyen is in my top 5 fo sho (and she's not even a blonde).

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j257/soonercody/Temp/anchor.jpg

Gandalf_The_Grey
9/9/2006, 09:08 AM
Dude, anyone who thinks Brooke Burke is hot would be well served to just f*ck a block of plastic with a hole in it. The effect is most likely the same, but the post-coital conversation is probably better.

Count me in for either!!

the_ouskull
9/9/2006, 09:18 AM
What happened to my Scarlett Jo and Eliza Dushku pics...?

the_ouskull

Gandalf_The_Grey
9/9/2006, 09:42 AM
What happened to my Scarlett Jo and Eliza Dushku pics...?

the_ouskull

They say the first thing to go if you masturbate too much is your vision...that is all I am saying ;)

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
9/9/2006, 10:34 AM
Heh, do yourself a favor on that account and reserve judgment until you see her in person when she's not on the red carpet. You may rethink your position.Oh, like you've met her, eh?

yermom
9/9/2006, 10:37 AM
i've seen enough pictures... she goes to both ends of the hotness spectrum seemingly at will

stoopified
9/9/2006, 10:39 AM
If you truly want Ms. Hayek to fall in love with you, you might try calling her by her real first name, which is "Salma." :rolleyes:

But it doesn't matter. Homey is right; Sela Ward is hotter than Salma by many degrees Fahrenheit. And I'd put Catherine Zeta-Jones right up there, too.Thank you for bringing my grievous error to light.Salma Hayek IS the HOTTEST BABE ON THE PLANET although I wouldn't kick any of the others out of bed fo eating crackers.Except maybe to get on the floor where there is more room.

Now that I have corrected my error SH will dump Ed Norton and come running to me.

OCUDad
9/9/2006, 10:51 AM
Thank you for bringing my grievous error to light.You are welcome. We wouldn't want you calling out the wrong name in the throes of passion. :rolleyes:

BudSooner
9/9/2006, 11:05 AM
I can't really think of any truly bad choices as long as they are hot.My personal favorite would be sELMA HAYEK.lONG BEAUTIFUL DARK HAIR,TOTALLY LUSCIOUS BOD,pIERCING DARK EYES THAT SMOLDER WITH PASSION.OK.I am back under control now.Please provide pics for your choice if possible.I am currently incapable of providing any of my true love ,Selma so if anyone can provide said pic itwould be greatly appreciated.

Supa!:D
http://www.edward-norton.org/images/frida/fridacontemplate1.jpg

Jerk
9/9/2006, 11:09 AM
Phoebe Cates in her prime

http://www.spacesurfer.com/wceleb/790img/www/Phoebe_Cates:023p.jpg

Widescreen
9/9/2006, 11:16 AM
Phoebe Cates in her prime

http://www.spacesurfer.com/wceleb/790img/www/Phoebe_Cates:023p.jpg
Ah yes. Near the top of my pubescent memories. :hot:

Jerk
9/9/2006, 11:18 AM
She's aged well, too. I'd say she's **** material all the way.


2004
http://gallery.phillyburbs.com/photos/259/4.aspx

Blue
9/9/2006, 11:26 AM
Note to OCUDad: Continuous use of the ":rolleyes: " smilie, whether there is malice behind it or not, will cause others to think you are a dick. YWIA.

OCUDad
9/9/2006, 12:53 PM
Note to OCUDad: Continuous use of the ":rolleyes: " smilie, whether there is malice behind it or not, will cause others to think you are a dick. YWIA.Thanks for the advice, dick.

Blue
9/9/2006, 01:19 PM
Thanks for the advice, dick.

Just trying to help. Won't happen again.

KC//CRIMSON
9/9/2006, 02:22 PM
http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/2742/scarlettip9.jpg


Message to Josh Hartnett: If Wilmer Valderama sends a private chopper to pick up your girlfriend/Scarlett Johansson to bring her to one of his parties.............Yeah dude, he's f-ing her.-Best Week Ever

GDC
9/9/2006, 02:25 PM
The one from Fantastic Four, I can't think of her name.

OCUDad
9/9/2006, 04:53 PM
The one from Fantastic Four, I can't think of her name.??Jessica Alba??
http://img1.putfile.com/thumb/9/25117513087.jpg (http://www.putfile.com/pic.php?img=3356371)

GDC
9/9/2006, 05:15 PM
yes!

Cam
9/9/2006, 06:09 PM
I'll take the Jessica duo, Alba & Biel, for $200 Alex.

Widescreen
9/9/2006, 08:28 PM
Thanks for the advice, dick.
Blue's actually correct. All your :rolleyes: are making you look like an a-hole - even if you didn't mean it that way. But then you confirmed it by calling him a dick. :rolleyes:

OCUDad
9/9/2006, 08:52 PM
Sorry if I offended you. Frankly, I'm surprised you care.

Blue
9/9/2006, 08:59 PM
Are you sorry if you offended me?

OCUDad
9/9/2006, 09:01 PM
Nah, it didn't look like you were offended. But I apologize to Widescreen who thinks I'm an a-hole for calling someone a dick who told me I appeared to be a dick. This ain't worth the aggravation over a bunch of smilies. End of story from my perspective.

Blue
9/9/2006, 09:04 PM
Nah, it didn't look like you were offended. But I apologize to Widescreen who thinks I'm an a-hole for calling someone a dick who told me I appeared to be a dick. This ain't worth the aggravation over a bunch of smilies. End of story from my perspective.

Bull****. I want an apology.
















;)

OCUDad
9/9/2006, 09:09 PM
From the bottom of my heart, I am sorry that I have offended thee, O Great Blue One. I shall strive evermore to be worthy of thy approval and that of your disciple, Widescreen. Please forgive my transgressions and know that I shall bust hump to please you in the future.

...does that work for you? :rolleyes:;):confused::D

Blue
9/9/2006, 09:11 PM
From the bottom of my heart, I am sorry that I have offended thee, O Great Blue One. I shall strive evermore to be worthy of thy approval and that of your disciple, Widescreen. Please forgive my transgressions and know that I shall bust hump to please you in the future.

...does that work for you? :rolleyes:;):confused::D


That's cool. BUT, we all know Widescreen is the man behind the curtain. He runs this show.


Dude, I've alienated myself from this whole board. Don't listen to me. :rolleyes:

stoopified
9/9/2006, 11:44 PM
You are welcome. We wouldn't want you calling out the wrong name in the throes of passion. :rolleyes:You are all right(I don't care what these other people say behind your back).:D

OCUDad
9/10/2006, 12:38 AM
You are all right(I don't care what these other people say behind your back).:DThank you. And stop using smilies, you dick.

Blue
9/10/2006, 12:43 AM
Thank you. And stop using smilies, you dick.

What a dick. :mad:

SicEmBaylor
9/10/2006, 01:01 AM
Blue is cool.

Blue
9/10/2006, 01:06 AM
Blue is cool.

I don't believe you, dick. :mad:

SicEmBaylor
9/10/2006, 01:08 AM
I don't believe you, dick. :mad:
******* ***-**** ****** ****** ;) :D

Blue
9/10/2006, 01:12 AM
I don't believe your stars and smilies either, dick. :mad:





After years of positive sperience, lick my balls, .....

Helander OUT!

yermom
9/10/2006, 02:05 AM
The one from Fantastic Four, I can't think of her name.

Maria Menounos?

http://www.101lifestyle.com/images/celebs/maria_menounos/maria_menounos-007.jpg

:hot:

soonercody
9/10/2006, 11:42 AM
You know, it's sad when Yermom is suddenly the voice of reason and turns what started out as a respectable thread-that turned into a thread about smilies and dicks-back into a respectable thread.

Thanks Yermom.

OCUDad
9/10/2006, 12:02 PM
Why is that sad?

Oh, and by the way, has anyone mentioned Leah Remini in the hot and sexy category?

soonercody
9/10/2006, 12:08 PM
I'm just trying to insinuate that Yermom is an instigator from way back.
Leah Remini? I'll have to look that up.

Frozen Sooner
9/10/2006, 12:42 PM
Honestly, Leah Remini's face is so leathery I'd like to cinch it up around a baseball with my belt then put it under my pillow so it's ready for the big game.

yermom
9/10/2006, 12:55 PM
I'm just trying to insinuate that Yermom is an instigator from way back.
Leah Remini? I'll have to look that up.

me?

i won't have a hot chick thread hijacked, i do take some things seriously ;)

Mr. Rich showing up makes me remember that Linda Cardellini should get a mention :D

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/pv/Linda%20Cardellini-1.jpg

(there are better pictures but i'm trying to prolong the thread life a bit)

IBTL

OCUDad
9/10/2006, 01:26 PM
Honestly, Leah Remini's face is so leathery I'd like to cinch it up around a baseball with my belt then put it under my pillow so it's ready for the big game.Dude, if that face is leathery, give me some leather. Froz had much better taste than you do.

Rogue
9/10/2006, 02:06 PM
OK, she's the wife in King of Queens. She'd be hawter if she were a blonde.
And that voice....ugh. Call me crazy, but a good feminine voice goes a long way in my book.

bri
9/10/2006, 02:10 PM
Dude, if that face is leathery, give me some leather. Froz had much better taste than you do.

Or Mike Rich isn't as desperate as you are.

Frozen Sooner
9/10/2006, 02:25 PM
Mike Rich just doesn't dig kissing carcinomas.

royalfan5
9/10/2006, 02:28 PM
Mike Rich just doesn't dig kissing carcinomas.
It's not like cancer is contagious, standards are for people who like to make excuses, imo.

Frozen Sooner
9/10/2006, 02:33 PM
I mean, hey, Leah Remini has a smoking body and her facial structure is attractive. She just has really bad skin.

And I love me some Linda Cardellini, for what it's worth. She doesn't win on the sheer hotness scale over Scarlett, but I get the feeling that I'd rather hang out with Linda.

Because they're both beating down my door.

bri
9/10/2006, 02:35 PM
It's not like cancer is contagious


Oh yeah? Tell that to Sheryl Crow.

SicEmBaylor
9/10/2006, 03:09 PM
The girl from Gilmore Girls. Not the mother but the daughter. I've never been a fan of the knock-out blonde bombshell type. That girl is EXACTLY my tpe; although, apparently she is partly hispanic (I was surprised) and is a supporter of a couple of radical hispanic seperatist organization within these United States so we would obviously clash.

bri
9/10/2006, 04:05 PM
Oh, and you'd probably also clash over the fact that you're a woman and she's not a lesbian. :D

Scott D
9/10/2006, 04:11 PM
there you go insulting women again bri ;)

whatsername
9/10/2006, 04:35 PM
How come no one mentioned these two?
http://img1.putfile.com/thumb/9/25217290424.jpg (http://www.putfile.com/pic.php?img=3364021)http://img1.putfile.com/thumb/9/25217290342.jpg (http://www.putfile.com/pic.php?img=3364020) <----Don't do a GIS of this one while at work!

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
9/10/2006, 04:37 PM
The girl from Gilmore Girls. Not the mother but the daughter. So, IYO Lauren Graham is a dog?....Geez!

SicEmBaylor
9/10/2006, 04:39 PM
So, IYO Lauren Graham is a dog?....Geez!
If that's the mother then I'm not saying she isn't attractive, but she's considerably older and I don't like older women.

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
9/10/2006, 04:53 PM
If that's the mother then I'm not saying she isn't attractive, but she's considerably older and I don't like older women.I'm tellin' your mama!

yermom
9/10/2006, 08:43 PM
How come no one mentioned these two?
http://img1.putfile.com/thumb/9/25217290424.jpg (http://www.putfile.com/pic.php?img=3364021)http://img1.putfile.com/thumb/9/25217290342.jpg (http://www.putfile.com/pic.php?img=3364020) <----Don't do a GIS of this one while at work!

someone's been watching a lot of NBC

not bad choices

probably needs Pam to be complete though ;)


http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2005/features/spotlight/051212/jfischer.jpg

whatsername
9/10/2006, 10:05 PM
Yeah, I'll admit, I do watch NBC occasionally. :)

I think if Barbie dolls were to come to life, they'd look just like Joy (Jaime). Catalina (the hotel maid) on the same show is very pretty too. Too bad there aren't any men for me to look at, heh.

I also watch The Office, Pam is cute too.

Vaevictis
9/11/2006, 12:46 AM
Oh, like you've met her, eh?

It's amazing who you bump into in the Bahamas.

yermom
9/11/2006, 02:32 AM
Yeah, I'll admit, I do watch NBC occasionally. :)

I think if Barbie dolls were to come to life, they'd look just like Joy (Jaime). Catalina (the hotel maid) on the same show is very pretty too. Too bad there aren't any men for me to look at, heh.

I also watch The Office, Pam is cute too.

heh, i forgot about Catalina

:hot:

mikeb
9/30/2006, 01:43 AM
[QUOTE=Blue]...Put on some baby making music.

http://www.cherylshuman.com/film/images/Eva%20Mendes.jpg

Eva Mendez[/QUO
Very hot

yermom
9/30/2006, 01:49 AM
i think Esquire has made the authoritative decision on this...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060929/ap_en_ce/people_johansson;_ylt=AgJdOPj6_gwY3H4qRi4HBZas0NUE ;_ylu=X3oDMTA3YXYwNDRrBHNlYwM3NjI-

bri
9/30/2006, 03:19 AM
Meanwhile, 'Bama will never earn another national championship.

Yeah, but they'll CLAIM 20 more national titles in the time it takes you to say "The School Down The Road". :D

stoopified
9/30/2006, 09:08 AM
My wife is the absolute HOTTEST WOMAN ON THE PLANET.I would post pics but then EVERYONE would want her.

Gandalf_The_Grey
9/30/2006, 09:38 AM
You obviously haven't met Dean's wife!!

Widescreen
10/4/2006, 03:13 PM
i think Esquire has made the authoritative decision on this...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060929/ap_en_ce/people_johansson;_ylt=AgJdOPj6_gwY3H4qRi4HBZas0NUE ;_ylu=X3oDMTA3YXYwNDRrBHNlYwM3NjI-
So who all agrees with this choice?

http://img211.imageshack.us/my.php?image=scarlettwm1.jpg

NormanPride
10/4/2006, 03:25 PM
Blech. Her lips look like sardines, and every feature seems like it's being held up by plastic.

proud gonzo
10/4/2006, 05:32 PM
she looks about 7 years older than she is.

mdklatt
10/4/2006, 05:45 PM
But, after having seen her in 4 seasons of 24 all I really want to do is back hand and strangle the wench.

And the closet door opens a crack wider....

:D

mdklatt
10/4/2006, 05:51 PM
So who all agrees with this choice?



Not me. She's way overrated.

yermom
10/4/2006, 05:54 PM
i'd agree

Gandalf_The_Grey
10/4/2006, 07:26 PM
Ewa Sonnet but she is a singer ;)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/47/Ewa_Sonnet_crop.jpg

Sooner_Bob
10/4/2006, 07:39 PM
I've always thought Marg Helgenberger and Melina Kanakaredes were kinda hawt.

KC//CRIMSON
10/4/2006, 07:49 PM
Jessica Alba




game over.

SicEmBaylor
10/4/2006, 08:21 PM
I used to think Christinia Ricci was really freaking hawt. She's kinda got a goth/emo thing going.

Scott D
10/4/2006, 08:24 PM
I used to think Christinia Ricci was really freaking hawt. She's kinda got a goth/emo thing going.

it's because she has large cans.

bri
10/4/2006, 11:08 PM
The only thing bigger than Christina Ricci's tits is her forehead.

mdklatt
10/4/2006, 11:14 PM
Ewa Sonnet but she is a singer ;)



Is that a bad picture of her?

Gandalf_The_Grey
10/4/2006, 11:37 PM
It's the only one that wouldn't get me baned ;)

stoopified
10/7/2006, 12:48 PM
It's the only one that wouldn't get me baned ;)Faraid OF being Baned?