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Veritas
9/8/2006, 02:01 PM
Because I feel bad for not posting as much as I used to, I'll give you peeps the best Fark fodder evar.

I give you Veritas as Cher. Purple blob used to protect the innocent victim.

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/5909/0000509sx3.th.jpg (http://img443.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0000509sx3.jpg)
BlondeSoonerGirl
9/8/2006, 02:11 PM
See, this thread is being ignored because everyone thinks you just started another punka$$ copycat thread.

Boy....are they WRONG!

:D
NormanPride
9/8/2006, 02:13 PM
I don't want my eyes anymore.
Flagstaffsooner
9/8/2006, 02:13 PM
And I thought Cher was ugly. But you have bigger boobs!
colleyvillesooner
9/8/2006, 02:14 PM
That's hilarious.
yermom
9/8/2006, 02:18 PM
dude, that is awesome
BoogercountySooner
9/8/2006, 02:18 PM
That put a lump in my pant's but on the wrong side! I need depends.:D :D
Sooner_Bob
9/8/2006, 02:19 PM
Suddenly I'm sooo thankful for websense.
Chuck Bao
9/8/2006, 02:22 PM
I don't know. Should I be alarmed that I'm hearing in my head a Veritas Cher singing "Half-breed" or "Tramps and Thieves"?
skycat
9/8/2006, 02:23 PM
ummm... well... uhhhhh... seriously...
TexasLidig8r
9/8/2006, 02:28 PM
Gayest Straight Men on soonerfans.com..

1. Johnny Mack

2. Veritas

3. Sic em

4. Lid

I'm dropping down faster than a $2.00 hooker on dollar day.

I'll be back.. I need to go wash my eyes out now. :D
jeremy885
9/8/2006, 02:32 PM
And I thought Cher was ugly. But you have bigger boobs!


Hell his boobs are bigger than his date's.
Veritas
9/8/2006, 02:41 PM
BSG, c'mon, surely you know my standards are higher than that!


Hell his boobs are bigger than his wife's.
Fixed.











Uncomfortable silence.













She would agree. :texan: :D
JohnnyMack
9/8/2006, 02:43 PM
Gayest Straight Men on soonerfans.com..

1. Johnny Mack

2. Veritas

3. Sic em

4. Lid

I'm dropping down faster than a $2.00 hooker on dollar day.

I'll be back.. I need to go wash my eyes out now. :D


Ding, ding goes the bullsh*t bell counselor.

You and I have procreated, therefore I can at least prove I've had sex with a female. Sic em and V have no such tangible proof, therefore must be ranked ahead of me.

Besides Sic em drinks Zima and I drink Porters and Cabs.

V dresses in drag and I dress in Ike Behar.

Reevaluate the list! :bsmf:
Veritas
9/8/2006, 02:44 PM
Sic em and V have no such tangible proof, therefore must be ranked ahead of me.

I'll have to find the picture of "Cher" guzzling a Natty Light. That should put to rest this argument. :D
JohnnyMack
9/8/2006, 02:46 PM
You know :dean: is just going to have you killed, don't you?
BlondeSoonerGirl
9/8/2006, 02:48 PM
You know :dean: is just going to have you killed, don't you?

I dunno...Dean might peench his butt. :texan:
Flagstaffsooner
9/8/2006, 02:49 PM
Mareewana and beer will do that to you.
Veritas
9/8/2006, 02:50 PM
You know :dean: is just going to have you killed, don't you?
I'm a survivor.
StoopTroup
9/8/2006, 02:51 PM
I've got a Bono after seeing that.

http://www.1067theend.com/system/sitecache/c4ca4238a0b923820dcc509a6f75849b/images/DeadGuy/sonny%20bono.jpg
royalfan5
9/8/2006, 02:52 PM
That's going a little far for the drink specials at the Q imo.
JohnnyMack
9/8/2006, 02:52 PM
Question:

At any point while wearing that outfit did you utter the words, "I'd fu*k me, I'd fu*k me so hard"? Cause if ya did, that would be greatness.
crawfish
9/8/2006, 02:52 PM
I'm going down faster than a $2.00 hooker on dollar day.

I'll be back.. I need to go wash my mouth out now. :D

Don't worry, you'll always be the gheyist in my book. :texan:
instigator
9/8/2006, 02:56 PM
Because I feel bad for not posting as much as I used to, I'll give you peeps the best Fark fodder evar.

I give you Veritas as Cher. Purple blob used to protect the innocent victim.

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/5909/0000509sx3.th.jpg (http://img443.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0000509sx3.jpg)
How is that Fark fodder? It's already perfect!
Beef
9/8/2006, 03:01 PM
Hell his boobs are bigger than his date's.
VERITITTAYS!!!!!!
mdklatt
9/8/2006, 04:39 PM
Purple blob used to protect the innocent victim.


That chick ain't wearing a ring....

:les: THAT'S NOT HIS WIFE!
colleyvillesooner
9/8/2006, 04:42 PM
That chick ain't wearing a ring....

:les: THAT'S NOT HIS WIFE!

She's wearing one, it's just that you can't see it. :eek:

too far?
mdklatt
9/8/2006, 04:46 PM
She's wearing one, it's just that you can't see it. :eek:



:les: COCKRING!


Now this is too far.
Pricetag
9/8/2006, 04:47 PM
Ding, ding goes the bullsh*t bell counselor.

You and I have procreated
Together?
stoopified
9/8/2006, 05:23 PM
Ugh.
Chuck Bao
9/8/2006, 05:36 PM
As a girl, she's pretty fetching.

I wonder if Veritas has taken the Cher act to Vegas or something.
OUinFLA
9/8/2006, 07:27 PM
This thread has done nothing to increase my intelligence nor my standing in the community. Im thinking I have a lot in common with Veritas on those two accounts.
OCUDad
9/8/2006, 07:29 PM
I'm sorry -- this thread is so wrong on so many levels. It should put a lump upside somebody's head.
StoopTroup
9/8/2006, 07:33 PM
Speaking of lumps...

Don't click on the testicle links.

Starbucks Story (http://www.koretechx.com/body.html)
sanantoniosooner
9/8/2006, 07:40 PM
F'n Transvestites.
Chuck Bao
9/8/2006, 09:47 PM
F'n Transvestites.

I’m not such an adventuress, but good for you!