okienole3
9/8/2006, 10:29 AM
An email that my buddy sent.
Dear Ty,
I am a rabid college football fan and, as such, I am disgusted by the new rule 3-2-5e. Why on God's green earth would you shorten the game that so many of us put on the same level of importance as Jesus Christ and the Second Amendment? You're depriving us of about 18 plays per game. That adds up to like 200 plays per season. Do you know how many games that adds up to? It's like three games. Your organization's stupid rule took three games worth of football away from us. THREE GAMES. Honestly it's like taking away Christmas. Does the NCAA hate Christmas, Ty? I hope not. Do you know what else? You may also have managed to take the single-season rush record away from Adrian Peterson. As a Sooner fan I find that despicable. Please let the powers that be know that I cannot fathom a single respectable reason to leave this rule on the books.
Thanks for your time,
xxx
Dear Ty,
I am a rabid college football fan and, as such, I am disgusted by the new rule 3-2-5e. Why on God's green earth would you shorten the game that so many of us put on the same level of importance as Jesus Christ and the Second Amendment? You're depriving us of about 18 plays per game. That adds up to like 200 plays per season. Do you know how many games that adds up to? It's like three games. Your organization's stupid rule took three games worth of football away from us. THREE GAMES. Honestly it's like taking away Christmas. Does the NCAA hate Christmas, Ty? I hope not. Do you know what else? You may also have managed to take the single-season rush record away from Adrian Peterson. As a Sooner fan I find that despicable. Please let the powers that be know that I cannot fathom a single respectable reason to leave this rule on the books.
Thanks for your time,
xxx