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proud gonzo
9/6/2006, 11:25 PM
is "if I were a rich man" stuck in my head???
Tulsa_Fireman
9/6/2006, 11:32 PM
Because Gwen Stefani has nice hoohoos.
dolemitesooner
9/6/2006, 11:40 PM
I can shimmy likes no ones bIzzness. You want to hear me sinf that **** and shimmy
Widescreen
9/7/2006, 12:00 AM
Because all day long you biddy-biddy-bum?
Because Gwen Stefani has nice hoohoos.
i'm thinking you may be confused
dolemitesooner
9/7/2006, 12:03 AM
i'm thinking you may be confused
YEAH **** i GOT BIGER HOOS HOOS THEN HER ***
Paperclip
9/7/2006, 12:03 AM
Because it's been too long since you've seen...
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005OSJS.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
Tulsa_Fireman
9/7/2006, 12:04 AM
i'm thinking you may be confused
I'm thinking you're right.
I meant to say "Because William Shatner has nice hoohoos"
proud gonzo
9/7/2006, 12:52 AM
y'all are weird
Cause all women think about is material shiz? ;)
proud gonzo
9/7/2006, 01:00 AM
how is having a song from fiddler on the roof thinking about material stuff? :confused:
Frozen Sooner
9/7/2006, 01:01 AM
is "if I were a rich man" stuck in my head???
<----
"By Mennen"
That's why. :D
Frozen Sooner
9/7/2006, 01:02 AM
I think that Seinfeld episode actually aired before pg was born...
GottaHavePride
9/7/2006, 01:10 AM
No, I think PG just never watched Seinfeld because she thought it sucked. Or maybe that was me.
Not. Funnay.
Kramer and Newman were the only funny characters on that show, IMO.
how is having a song from fiddler on the roof thinking about material stuff? :confused:
I don't know. You tell me.:confused:
Frozen Sooner
9/7/2006, 01:12 AM
You may be dead to me. I haven't decided if you're dead to me or just in need of a sense of humor transplant.
I'm pretty sure that not liking Seinfeld is legal grounds in 12 states for denial of life support.
No, I think PG just never watched Seinfeld because she thought it sucked. Or maybe that was me.
Not. Funnay.
Kramer and Newman were the only funny characters on that show, IMO.
That's Un-American. And sad.:(
GottaHavePride
9/7/2006, 01:25 AM
Heh. For some reason Jerry Seinfeld just came across as "whinybitch" to me instead of "funny guy". The show might have been funny to me with someone else in his role.
Tulsa_Fireman
9/7/2006, 01:25 AM
I mean, who AAAAARE these PEOPLE!?
Frozen Sooner
9/7/2006, 01:27 AM
Heh. For some reason Jerry Seinfeld just came across as "whinybitch" to me instead of "funny guy". The show might have been funny to me with someone else in his role.
Kinda tough to do, considering. I mean, it was pretty much about his and Larry David's life and conceived as a vehicle for him.
olevetonahill
9/7/2006, 01:33 AM
Well hell that triped the Oldfart trigger now I
Have "if I were a carpenter and you were a lady" stuck in my old fart head :mad: :D :D :D !
I mean, who AAAAARE these PEOPLE!?
A THREE HOUR TOUR! A THREE HOUR TOUR! I MEAN THE PROFESSOR CAN MAKE A RADIO OUT OF A COCONUT, BUT HE CAN'T FIX A HOLE IN THE DAMN BOAT!
WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH GRAPENUTS! IS IT A GRAPE!? IS IT A NUT!? WHO KNOWS!?!
Frozen Sooner
9/7/2006, 01:44 AM
They should call it Roundteen.
They should call it Roundteen.
http://www.dreamagic.com/vivianrose/hytner.gif
THAT'S GOLD JERRY! GOLD!
Btw, don't google image search, "Banya"
If it wasn't for football and Seinfeld, me and my boss wouldn't talk.
Frozen Sooner
9/7/2006, 01:58 AM
Btw, don't google image search, "Banya"
Gah. You know with that lead-in I had to. YOU KNEW I HAD TO!
Gah. You know with that lead-in I had to. YOU KNEW I HAD TO!
Ha! WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THOSE GUYS?!
BoogercountySooner
9/7/2006, 02:21 AM
Tradition Tradition!
Frozen Sooner
9/7/2006, 02:25 AM
Ha! WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THOSE GUYS?!
You think you're stronger than me, don't you?
You think you're stronger than me, don't you?
I think I could whup ya. With MIND BULLETS!
if that was a Seinfeld reference.....whoosh!
Frozen Sooner
9/7/2006, 02:40 AM
I think I could whup ya. With MIND BULLETS!
if that was a Seinfeld reference.....whoosh!
MANDLEBAUM!
MANDLEBAUM!
Oooooh ****! :D
How about...
I weighed the probability of ever sleeping with a portuguese waitress. Mathmatically, I had to do it Jerry. Take me to your leader.
Frozen Sooner
9/7/2006, 02:49 AM
Oooooh ****! :D
How about...
I weighed the probability of ever sleeping with a portuguese waitress. Mathmatically, I had to do it Jerry. Take me to your leader.
Yeah, but then, you know, some people were telling me about that little flap out there at the junior high assembly. And before that, you were bumped by a lizard?
BoogercountySooner
9/7/2006, 02:50 AM
Ya'll be quiet please!:)
HEY KIDS! WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH HOMEWORK? YOU'RE NOT WORKING ON YOUR HOME!
BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Frozen Sooner
9/7/2006, 02:53 AM
Oooooh ****! :D
How about...
I weighed the probability of ever sleeping with a portuguese waitress. Mathmatically, I had to do it Jerry. Take me to your leader.
On? I'm not going on.
So why'd you come down here?
Tell you about the Portuguese waitress.
Frozen Sooner
9/7/2006, 02:54 AM
I'm sorry, Elaine. I always knew that after I became a doctor, I would dump whoever I was with and find someone better. That's the dream of becoming a doctor.
I'm sorry, Elaine. I always knew that after I became a doctor, I would dump whoever I was with and find someone better. That's the dream of becoming a doctor.
Bob Odenkirk is a genius. :D
Frozen Sooner
9/7/2006, 02:58 AM
Heh. I actually cheated on that one.
http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/TheAbstinence.htm
Heh. I actually cheated on that one.
http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/TheAbstinence.htm
I don't remember the whole "Eat me" conversation. That was pretty good.
I need to get these DVDs.
handcrafted
9/7/2006, 07:54 AM
No, I think PG just never watched Seinfeld because she thought it sucked. Or maybe that was me.
Not. Funnay.
Kramer and Newman were the only funny characters on that show, IMO.
:les: NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
crawfish
9/7/2006, 09:05 AM
Back on topic:
Because, Baby, You're a Rich Man.
C&CDean
9/7/2006, 09:11 AM
I don't believe I've ever watched an entire episode of Seinfeld. Pretty much meh to me.
Fiddler on the Roof I've seen many times. Good stuff.
rogcoley
9/7/2006, 09:14 AM
Because Gwen Stefani has nice hoohoos.
When did she buy them, 'cause I ain't seen any on her ho as*. Of course I wasn't lookin' for them on her as*.
proud gonzo
9/7/2006, 01:29 PM
good god, how do i kill this awful thread.
certainly not by bumping it :D
this thread disgusts her, yet she can't look away.
BeetDigger
9/7/2006, 01:43 PM
good god, how do i kill this awful thread.
These are the things that you need to anticipate when you start a thread. Let that be a lesson to all you thread starter uppers.
Just take 1 BC Clark Xmas jingle and call me in the morning PG. :D
Back on topic:
Because, Baby, You're a Rich Man.
now you've just stuck a beatles song in my head
OKC Sooner
9/7/2006, 02:32 PM
I notice that while 'if I were a rich man' didn't make it to page 3, the hoohoos made it just fine. Makes me proud just to be here. :D
GottaHavePride
9/8/2006, 12:12 AM
No, I think PG just never watched Seinfeld because she thought it sucked. Or maybe that was me.
Not. Funnay.
Kramer and Newman were the only funny characters on that show, IMO.
Hey! That was post 16,000!
Heh.
I don't believe I've ever watched an entire episode of Seinfeld. Pretty much meh to me.
Fiddler on the Roof I've seen many times. Good stuff.
Figures.
Dork
Scott D
9/8/2006, 09:27 AM
No, I think PG just never watched Seinfeld because she thought it sucked. Or maybe that was me.
Not. Funnay.
Kramer and Newman were the only funny characters on that show, IMO.
I'ma agree with GHP on this one....Kramer (either Newman or George) as the Odd Couple would have been far funnier than Seinfeld was. Then again, Frasier was 2000x funnier than Seinfeld was.
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