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Chuck Bao
9/6/2006, 04:07 PM
A burglary of at least one item from a fanny pack was reported today.

Missing is a cellular handset from a Velcro-fastened pouch attached to the belt of the fanny pack.

The handset has been turned off, indicating that whoever has it does not want to be called.

Crime victim is despondent.

Investigation at the crime scene is underway.
picasso
9/6/2006, 04:09 PM
A burglary of at least one item from a fanny pack was reported today.

Missing is a cellular handset from a Velcro-fastened pouch attached to the belt of the fanny pack.

The handset has been turned off, indicating that whoever has it does not want to be called.

Crime victim is despondent.

Investigation at the crime scene is underway.
what about the biker shorts the victim was wearing?
skycat
9/6/2006, 04:17 PM
Anyone that displays their fanny pack in public is just asking for trouble.
Chuck Bao
9/6/2006, 04:21 PM
It wasn't me!!!! I would never ever wear a fanny pack or a clip-on phone pouch on my belt or, heaven forbid, biker shorts!
Skysooner
9/6/2006, 04:39 PM
Might have been in one of those Bangkok dives. If you call it, does she say, "Me love you long time"?
Boomer.....
9/6/2006, 04:43 PM
It was Biker Fox, wasn't it.
http://myspace-670.vo.llnwd.net/00571/07/60/571850670_l.jpg
Chuck Bao
9/6/2006, 04:52 PM
Okay, you caught me. I was running around Bangkok with Bikerfox and both of us were wearing biker shorts and sporting matching fanny packs and clip on phones in case we missed each other. Except, he lost his when he went into a dive and "Me Love You Long Time" de-phoned him.

NOT!

You guys make me sad sometimes.
BoogercountySooner
9/6/2006, 09:03 PM
Heh Bangkok and Bikerfox in the same thread!
Frozen Sooner
9/6/2006, 09:04 PM
Oriental city
But the city don't know
what the city is getting

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok...

Crap, I can't remember much more
royalfan5
9/6/2006, 09:06 PM
the word burgled makes me giggle
Paperclip
9/6/2006, 10:30 PM
Oriental city
But the city don't know
what the city is getting

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok...

Crap, I can't remember much more

There's a "world's your oyster" and "you'll find a god" in some kind of temple. Or something.
royalfan5
9/6/2006, 10:36 PM
There's a "world's your oyster" and "you'll find a god" in some kind of temple. Or something.
and a tourist whose every moves among the purest, but he gets his kicks above the wastline sunshine.