View Full Version : The baby everyone wants to see
Sooner in Tampa
9/6/2006, 05:41 AM
:rolleyes:
http://www.vanityfair.com/images/main/060906mapr01.jpg
:pop:
Scott D
9/6/2006, 05:42 AM
I wonder who the father is.
BoogercountySooner
9/6/2006, 05:57 AM
I wonder who the father is.
I'm not tellin!
Scott D
9/6/2006, 06:01 AM
I think it's Jackie Chan.
Widescreen
9/6/2006, 06:39 AM
That is going to be one messed up child. :(
Sooner in Tampa
9/6/2006, 06:43 AM
That is going to be one messed up child. :(Messed up yes....
LOADED to the gills with money...YES
Sooner_Bob
9/6/2006, 07:21 AM
She's so cute.
OUinFLA
9/6/2006, 08:28 AM
She's so cute.
You mean the one of the right, correct?
nakked she's kinda............great.
BeetDigger
9/6/2006, 08:34 AM
The baby actually looks like them. And while I believe in conspiracies and think that it is due to some great airbrushing, I actually think that the baby may be theirs.
Now that would prove that modern miracles do happen in that he would have had to have been in the bathtub with his male lover, left some genetic material behind and then Katie got into the tub afterwards and got pregnant.
Boomer.....
9/6/2006, 08:34 AM
I think it's Jackie Chan.
She does look kind of asian.
BlondeSoonerGirl
9/6/2006, 08:36 AM
Let's eat it at the next TG. It looks deelishus.
Mmmm, the other white meat.
Stop the presses!
Couple gets married, wife conceives and delivers baby.
I may have to buy this issue of Vanity Fair. Because this is one newsworthy event which is begging to be lampooned.
Heh - "poon."
Osce0la
9/6/2006, 09:11 AM
http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/952/tomkatbaby1yx5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
JohnnyMack
9/6/2006, 09:12 AM
http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/7108/imgp1432pz2.jpg
http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/7379/a40050411574202955874acf6.jpg
I'll take mine over theirs thank you very much.
She's actually a very pretty baby...
BlondeSoonerGirl
9/6/2006, 09:15 AM
JM's looks plump and juicy, too...
JohnnyMack
9/6/2006, 09:19 AM
JM's looks plump and juicy, too...
Put down the BBQ sauce and back away slowly.
Hatfield
9/6/2006, 09:21 AM
i am more concerned about the dye job and styling of the hair.
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f168/WooldoorSockbat/AlienBaby.jpg
MamaMia
9/6/2006, 09:54 AM
Johnny Mack, Their baby is cute, and maybe I'm just a doting Nana, but I think our babies are gorgeous. :)
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/OUmom/89324537_304554950_0.jpg http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/OUmom/CartneyDaniellaMichelle.jpg
jeremy885
9/6/2006, 09:55 AM
She does look kind of asian.
That's what I thought when I first saw the pic.
picasso
9/6/2006, 09:58 AM
:rolleyes:
http://www.vanityfair.com/images/main/060906mapr01.jpg
:pop:
gay!
if the kid get's past 5'4" it ain't Tom's.
BlondeSoonerGirl
9/6/2006, 10:54 AM
Johnny Mack, Their baby is cute, and maybe I'm just a doting Nana, but I think our babies are gorgeous. :)
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/OUmom/89324537_304554950_0.jpg http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/OUmom/CartneyDaniellaMichelle.jpg
Yes. Leave the one soaking in the brine.
Makes 'em more tender and succulent...
JohnnyMack
9/6/2006, 10:55 AM
Yes. Leave the one soaking in the brine.
Makes 'em more tender and succulent...
You're watching Silence of the Lambs right now, aren't you?
NormanPride
9/6/2006, 11:22 AM
Where's 1TC? He's always had the best recipes.
You people forced me. Really, I didn't want to, but...
http://www.machafamily.org/Albums/Jake/August/slides/DSC_1798.jpg
http://www.machafamily.org/Albums/Jake/ThePool/slides/DSC_2103.jpg
http://www.machafamily.org/Albums/Jake/August/slides/DSC_2005_BW.jpg
Viking Kitten
9/6/2006, 11:46 AM
I find this thread very distasteful. I mean really people, show some class.
Seriously, I really can't believe not one of you has yet discussed the appropriate wine to drink when dining on tender young baby. You troglodytes would probably be content to swill back a sixer of Ol' Milwaukee instead of the nice, robust cabernet which would perfectly complement a hearty, brothy baby stew for which my mouth is just watering, people. Watering.
You all disgust me.
MamaMia
9/6/2006, 11:48 AM
Is that a wig on her?
skycat. Your baby is cuter too. Goes to prove that those hollywood babies have nothing over on us. :D
Scott D
9/6/2006, 11:49 AM
babyskycat, roasting on an open fire....vk swilling cabernet by the bottle.....
babyskycat, roasting on an open fire....vk swilling cabernet by the bottle.....
I'd think twice about that. He's a little sour.
http://www.machafamily.org/Albums/Jake/August/slides/DSC_1981.jpg
Scott D
9/6/2006, 11:52 AM
I'd think twice about that. He's a little sour.
http://www.machafamily.org/Albums/Jake/August/slides/DSC_1981.jpg
I woulda never shown the second pic in the other set....little plump baby in the swimming pool ;)
BlondeSoonerGirl
9/6/2006, 11:54 AM
Mmm, self-gravying baby....
BigRedJed
9/6/2006, 11:55 AM
I'm trying to figure out whether this thread should be moved to the fark board, the picture challenge board I've proposed, or whether a new "babies for dinner" board should be created. Either way, there is too much organic humor and picture posting here. It must be stopped.
I find this thread very distasteful. I mean really people, show some class.
Seriously, I really can't believe not one of you has yet discussed the appropriate wine to drink when dining on tender young baby. You troglodytes would probably be content to swill back a sixer of Ol' Milwaukee instead of the nice, robust cabernet which would perfectly complement a hearty, brothy baby stew for which my mouth is just watering, people. Watering.
You all disgust me.
No comment.......but now I'm hungry for babyback ribs and those little itty bitty ears of corn.........;)
I find this thread very distasteful. I mean really people, show some class.
Seriously, I really can't believe not one of you has yet discussed the appropriate wine to drink when dining on tender young baby. You troglodytes would probably be content to swill back a sixer of Ol' Milwaukee instead of the nice, robust cabernet which would perfectly complement a hearty, brothy baby stew for which my mouth is just watering, people. Watering.
You all disgust me.
I'm just trying to think of what wine will go well with the gameyness that is inherent in crazy babies.
Viking Kitten
9/6/2006, 12:06 PM
I'm just trying to think of what wine will go well with the gameyness that is inherent in crazy babies.
You gotta soak 'em with onions first, get the gamey taste out. Then, I'm thinking a nice riesling.
BigRedJed
9/6/2006, 12:06 PM
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0743274040.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
BigRedJed
9/6/2006, 12:07 PM
http://dave.antidisinformation.com/blogpics/baby-cooking.jpg
BigRedJed
9/6/2006, 12:09 PM
http://static.flickr.com/46/117553578_276c5c7819_o.jpg
BigRedJed
9/6/2006, 12:11 PM
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BigRedJed
9/6/2006, 12:11 PM
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1stTimeCaller
9/6/2006, 12:12 PM
http://dave.antidisinformation.com/blogpics/baby-cooking.jpg
I've been saying this for years, you gotta drop them into the boiling water while they are alive, just like lobsters. I don't really like to cook them that way but if you do, add some Zatarain's Crab Boil seasoning, some ears of corn and cook until the meat falls off of the bone.
I've been saying this for years, you gotta drop them into the boiling water while they are alive, just like lobsters. I don't really like to cook them that way but if you do, add some Zatarain's Crab Boil seasoning, some ears of corn and cook until the meat falls off of the bone.
And you gotta put a big ole apple in the mouth because the only sound worse than someone else's screaming baby is someone else's screaming baby being cooked.
Viking Kitten
9/6/2006, 12:17 PM
I've been saying this for years, you gotta drop them into the boiling water while they are alive, just like lobsters. I don't really like to cook them that way but if you do, add some Zatarain's Crab Boil seasoning, some ears of corn and cook until the meat falls off of the bone.
Apparently when they start screaming, it's not really "screaming," it's just steam escaping their lungs. All those PETB idiots have no clue.
And you gotta put a big ole apple in the mouth because the only sound worse than someone else's screaming baby is someone else's screaming baby being cooked.
Might hafta nail it in if'n they ain't got teef yet...
crawfish
9/6/2006, 12:18 PM
Cupid is so gonna kick everyone's *** here.
MamaMia
9/6/2006, 12:19 PM
This thread is very disturbing. Some of you people are sick. :P
The scary part is that I think some of you catch each others weirdness like its contagious or something. :eek:
NormanPride
9/6/2006, 12:22 PM
Mom's just jealous her baby recipe didn't win the competition last year. ;)
BigRedJed
9/6/2006, 12:22 PM
This thread is very disturbing. Some of you people are sick. :P...
Only the ones who really do eat babies. Most of these people are joking. Having known many of these posters for years, I can tell you that only one or two actually do cook and eat children.
MamaMia
9/6/2006, 12:24 PM
Mom's just jealous her baby recipe didn't win the competition last year. ;)There is a reason why some people are called "disturbed." Its because they are disturbing. I double dog dare you to tell me this is not disturbing. :eek:
1stTimeCaller
9/6/2006, 12:25 PM
I was a large fan of pouring a can of chili over cream cheese until VK turned me on to using feti (sp) or is it fetuses(sp), over the cream cheese. Serve with club crackers or wheat thins for a nice appetizer or party snack.
MamaMia
9/6/2006, 12:27 PM
Only the ones who really do eat babies. Most of these people are joking. Having known many of these posters for years, I can tell you that only one or two actually do cook and eat children.The mere thought is not jokingish, especially to a Nana who kisses baby toes. :P
picasso
9/6/2006, 12:27 PM
http://cchs.churchill.k12.nv.us/k%20and%20w%20website/albert-fish-liquify.gif
belch.
Viking Kitten
9/6/2006, 12:28 PM
I was a large fan of pouring a can of chili over cream cheese until VK turned me on to using feti (sp) or is it fetuses(sp), over the cream cheese. Serve with club crackers or wheat thins for a nice appetizer or party snack.
That's why I like 1TC. He's trainable.
NormanPride
9/6/2006, 12:29 PM
There is a reason why some people are called "disturbed." Its because they are disturbing. I double dog dare you to tell me this is not disturbing. :eek:
Oh, very. But I'm into shock humor. :D
picasso
9/6/2006, 12:30 PM
http://www.newcriminologist.co.uk/uploads/fish01.jpg
belch.
BlondeSoonerGirl
9/6/2006, 01:08 PM
I've been saying this for years, you gotta drop them into the boiling water while they are alive, just like lobsters. I don't really like to cook them that way but if you do, add some Zatarain's Crab Boil seasoning, some ears of corn and cook until the meat falls off of the bone.
This also helps with the softening of the fingernails.
Nothing worse than getting one stuck in your teeth at the table.
Or cauldron - whatever.
:les: KEEP STIRRING OR IT'LL STICK!!!
Not a lot of people know that thier bones are edible; not unlike those in canned salmon. And, they are dee-lish!
BlondeSoonerGirl
9/6/2006, 01:19 PM
http://dave.antidisinformation.com/blogpics/baby-cooking.jpg
That one looks like he might fight back...
...fetch me the Tabasco, wouldja?
http://evoluted.net/stuff/h2.png
BlondeSoonerGirl
9/6/2006, 01:26 PM
http://evoluted.net/stuff/h2.png
That...looks...deelishus.
Mmm, self-gravying baby....
Have I told you people about the time that my wife got a taste of baby-gravy?
She was holding Biggun' up in the air, he belched, and then... let's just say he passed her the gravy boat.
By the way, are you really not supposed to laugh when something like that happens? Because I don't know how it's possible not to.
BlondeSoonerGirl
9/6/2006, 01:33 PM
Might need to put this one in the 'ol Crock Pot...
http://www.wassup.ru/photo/big-fat-chinese-baby.jpg
soonerscuba
9/6/2006, 01:38 PM
That...looks...deelishus.
If you like all the spare baby parts that are unfit for consumption. For me, the best option really is organic, free-range baby. Cause they're tasty and worth more if the wolves don't get'em first.
That...looks...deelishus.
It does, but there's no way there's enough baby for that whole baby bun. That ****es me off worse than getting package of 10 buns but there's only 8 bodies in the package of babies.
WTF???
Might need to put this one in the 'ol Crock Pot...
http://www.wassup.ru/photo/big-fat-chinese-baby.jpg
Asian baby needs a lot of help to be good eatin'......that's where you need your marinades, tenderizers and your dry rubs.
BlondeSoonerGirl
9/6/2006, 01:51 PM
Nothing better than a good burger...
http://media2.ugoto.com/pictures/thebestbabycostumeever-9ef.jpg
1stTimeCaller
9/6/2006, 01:51 PM
Asian baby needs a lot of help to be good eatin'......that's where you need your marinades, tenderizers and your dry rubs.
I soak em in italian dressing overnight. It helps.
I soak em in italian dressing overnight. It helps.
You're thinking of Ethiopian.
http://www.recipecottage.com/images/cat_chickenwings.jpg
BlondeSoonerGirl
9/6/2006, 01:55 PM
I don't know about you guys but I can't eat just one...
http://www.baby-halloween-costume.com/child-halloween-costume-pics/baby-hershey-kiss-costume.gif
BlondeSoonerGirl
9/6/2006, 01:58 PM
And these always seem to get stuck in my teeth...
http://shop.bostoncostume.com/graphics/00000001/baby%20tootsie%20roll_l%204004RA.jpg
JohnnyMack
9/6/2006, 01:59 PM
http://datelinehollywood.com/archives/2006/09/05/suri-cruise-photo-revealed-to-be-a-fake/
It's a fake!!!!!!!!!!
I like to just throw a handful in mouth, wait until I get all of the salt off of them and then commence to cracking them open with my teeth.
http://www3.telus.net/camilleallen/camilleallen/3909f220.jpg
BlondeSoonerGirl
9/6/2006, 02:02 PM
http://datelinehollywood.com/archives/2006/09/05/suri-cruise-photo-revealed-to-be-a-fake/
It's a fake!!!!!!!!!!
Farked baby is just as good as the real thing.
Mmm, Nutter Butters...
http://www.shadesofjaim.com/baby/peanut.jpg
Dean can't wait for the weather to get a little cooler so he can make some chili.
http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/8439/animalrm1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
BlondeSoonerGirl
9/6/2006, 02:15 PM
:les: EAT YOUR PEAS!!!
http://www.costumeholidayhouse.com/Costume/Children%20Costume/81101-2w.jpg
JohnnyMack
9/6/2006, 02:19 PM
http://static.flickr.com/46/117553578_276c5c7819_o.jpg
BlondeSoonerGirl
9/6/2006, 02:21 PM
http://static.flickr.com/46/117553578_276c5c7819_o.jpg
Psssst:
http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1526675&postcount=39
But don't worry, mom says you can't eat too many veggies, right?
And this one looks kinda...chewy.
http://www.fourleggedlinks.com/images/chewiecostume1.jpg
JohnnyMack
9/6/2006, 02:23 PM
I tried.
:O
BlondeSoonerGirl
9/6/2006, 02:25 PM
I tried.
:O
I think you're just trying to divert our attention from that tender little morsel of yours...
...don't think I've forgotten about him.
1stTimeCaller
9/6/2006, 02:26 PM
I tried.
:O
:les: TRY HARDER NEXT TIME!
If you guys tried to serve Biggun' at your next tailgate, Dean would be eating the leftovers for the next month.
And nobody likes leftovers that much.
the dude
9/9/2006, 02:26 AM
posted it in the wrong place (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1531452#post1531452)
Sorry. Go about your baby eating business.
I wonder who the father is.
I'm bettin' Pacey.
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