View Full Version : Tyrone Willingham...
Jello Biafra
9/3/2006, 02:53 PM
blames "lactose intolerance" as an excuse for his flatulence.....
Link Washington vs San Jose St
http://story.scout.com/a.z?s=147&p=2&c=557743&refid=400
Still R'
...wakes up the echos by staring at them.
...shaves his sideburns to make his ears look bigger.
...wears sunglasses so you can't "tell" what hand he's about to play on the field.
...smiled once.
Readyfor8
9/3/2006, 03:09 PM
... smells like teen spirit.
Big Red Ron
9/3/2006, 03:15 PM
Sept. 2
Washington 35 ... San Jose State 29
Washington got two touchdowns from Kenny James and Louis Rankin and out rushed the Spartans 300 yards to 50, but it needed to withstand a storm as Adam Tafralis stepped in and bombed away for 323 yards and three second half touchdowns to James Jones including a six-yard strike with just over two minutes to play. Washington recovered the onside kick and held on. Isaiah Stanback had a brilliant game throwing a touchdown pass and rushing for 102 yards and a score.
Player of the game ... Washington QB Isaiah Stanback completed 16 of 25 passes for 168 yards and a touchdown with an interception. He also ran 17 times for 102 yards and a touchdown.
Stat Leaders: Washington - Passing: Isaiah Stanback, 16-25, 168 yds, 1 TD, 1 INT
Rushing: Louis Rankin, 10-145, 2 TD. Receiving: Anthony Russo, 5-43
San Jose State - Passing: Adam Tafralis, 28-35, 323 yds, 3 TD
Rushing: Yonus Davis, 9-33. Receiving: James Jones, 9-130, 3 TD
Whoopty doo. What does it all mean Basil? ... Panic sirens will go off after the close call to San Jose State, but there were some major positives to come out of the win and a lot to get excited about. First, Isaiah Stanback played like a quarterback who can carry the team on his back. Stanback, Louis Rankin and the running game were excellent, punter Sean Douglas had a brilliant game, and the run defense was stout. However, the secondary had way too many problems. Fortunately, Oklahoma can't throw the ball, so if the defensive front seven can keep Adrian Peterson in check, next week could be interesting.
royalfan5
9/3/2006, 03:31 PM
is unable to master the self-checkout at Wal-Mart
Big Red Ron
9/3/2006, 03:36 PM
Like Bill Callahan, proudly proclaims, that he can suck a golf ball through a garden hose after each practice.
Readyfor8
9/3/2006, 03:36 PM
... thought Brady Quinn was an average QB at an average school with above average tradition... and he was right...
noobalicious
9/3/2006, 03:43 PM
Fortunately, Oklahoma can't throw the ball, so if the defensive front seven can keep Adrian Peterson in check, next week could be interesting.
If I recall, passing wasn't the problem last night. Funny how all the national commentators thinks the passing game left with Bomar.
sooneron
9/3/2006, 03:47 PM
If I recall, passing wasn't the problem last night. Funny how all the national commentators thinks the passing game left with Bomar.
I may have to give noob some spek.:texan:
I giggled when I saw that. Kelly , Strong and Finley may have a field day with those guys.
sooneron
9/3/2006, 03:50 PM
... hates America and puppies
David Earl
9/3/2006, 04:06 PM
... Likes to go through the drive-through at the bank twice so he can get more suckers...
David Earl
9/3/2006, 04:06 PM
... Makes fun of crippled children...
David Earl
9/3/2006, 04:06 PM
... Makes fun of crippled children...
... and puppies with parvo....
David Earl
9/3/2006, 04:07 PM
...Thinks when he cups one hand over his nose, nobody sees him picking it with his other....
r5TPsooner
9/3/2006, 04:07 PM
Thinks that prune juice is Coca-Cola Classic.
Only gets to drown kittens because the kitten-drowner everyone REALLY wanted lied on his application.
sooneron
9/3/2006, 04:19 PM
... will watch Beaches whenever it's on.
Geekboy
9/3/2006, 04:20 PM
Farts in his wifes face while she is sleeping.
batonrougesooner
9/3/2006, 04:21 PM
Secretly prefers Maxwell House to Starbucks.
Readyfor8
9/3/2006, 04:33 PM
... won't leggo my eggo!
Big Red Ron
9/3/2006, 05:06 PM
Was that kid that always had grass in his fro.
GottaHavePride
9/3/2006, 05:31 PM
... won't admit when he poots.
Big Red Ron
9/3/2006, 06:07 PM
...is a lover not a fighter.
sooneron
9/3/2006, 06:12 PM
... thinks crocs are comfortable in an erotic sort of way.
...set the standard for coaches getting fired in 2(3?) years
...thinks that pink is the new red
Readyfor8
9/3/2006, 06:21 PM
... is that guy that comes up to me after a show and says "everyone thinks im funny, and that I should try stand-up comedy."
Big Red Ron
9/3/2006, 06:32 PM
...likes to smell his own farts...like the San Francisco libs on South Park.
...takes from, but never adds to the "need a penny?" cup at the convenience stores.
KC//CRIMSON
9/3/2006, 09:22 PM
has jkm on the payroll.
Captain Obvious
9/4/2006, 12:42 AM
...is a nerdy name.
birddog
9/4/2006, 12:55 AM
....smokes misty lights.
Octavian
9/4/2006, 01:11 AM
...prank calls the Christian Children's Fund
Readyfor8
9/4/2006, 01:21 AM
... thinks there is an a in tomorrow.
... scrubs his taint with the good shower loofah.
BudSooner
9/4/2006, 08:42 AM
Thinks he is a gangsta because he carries a harpoon gun.
David Earl
9/4/2006, 08:51 AM
Chomps raw carrots really loudly in his players ears...
fadada1
9/4/2006, 09:18 AM
...enjoys getting his inseam measured to an unhealthy degree.
...beats unranked teams "when they're ranked."
homerSimpsonsBrain
9/4/2006, 12:45 PM
Swims with stingrays..... once
RedstickSooner
9/4/2006, 12:54 PM
...remains on my good side for his "bang-up" job of coaching Neuter Lame.
Hard to hate a guy who makes that cesspool look so bad ;)
Oh. And, he likes to dress up in sailor suits, grab a giant, novelty oversized lollipop, and sing Shirley Temple tunes.
Still, kudos for the Neuter Lame thing. Shame he couldn't stick around there a few more years.
...brought Notre Dame back to SI's cover stories. Then got fired.
goingoneight
9/4/2006, 04:21 PM
Lost his job as the "greatest to ever coach the game."
douxpaysan
9/4/2006, 04:25 PM
His offense will be "Tydied" this saturday. FARM OUT!!http://www.dentontaylor.com/mara_1999/9scene5.jpg
birddog
9/4/2006, 04:56 PM
...tells his assistants he's gellin' and zinfandelin' when they call him at home.
birddog
9/4/2006, 04:59 PM
...has a yahoo pick 'em group called the ebony ninja willinghams, and is in last place.
daddywarbucks
9/4/2006, 05:11 PM
Swims with stingrays..... once
BOOOOOOO
daddywarbucks
9/4/2006, 05:11 PM
Bites the bubbles in the bath tub
TheUnnamedSooner
9/4/2006, 05:11 PM
pi$$ed Dio off
soonersam
9/4/2006, 06:30 PM
hates hockey and fuzzy Zoeller
Landthief 1972
9/5/2006, 02:14 PM
...reads Playboy for the articles.
OUMallen
9/5/2006, 02:32 PM
comes to my tailgate and uses the private port-a-potty clearly marked PRIVATE.
Chuck Bao
9/5/2006, 02:36 PM
He uses the same mouth to spit in a urinal as he does to spit in a drinking fountain.
JohnnyMack
9/5/2006, 02:38 PM
...should have stayed at Stanford.
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
9/5/2006, 02:40 PM
Couldn't build a winner at domer.
RedstickSooner
9/5/2006, 02:53 PM
...thinks baseball season should be longer, and football season shortened.
boomrsoonr
9/5/2006, 04:00 PM
Couldn't build a winner at domer.
......... or at Washington.
Landthief 1972
9/5/2006, 04:00 PM
Along with Boo Blake and Bob Simmons, ruined it for all the other African American head coach hopefuls.
David Earl
9/5/2006, 04:14 PM
Is always stealing people's empty Cool-Whip tubs...
C&CDean
9/5/2006, 04:21 PM
GADOCADWI
pi$$ed Dio off
But only for a year, and then the Irish started sucking again.
...doesn't spay or neuter his pets, much to Bob Barker's chagrin.
...thinks Caddyshack II was way better than the first one.
sooneron
9/5/2006, 05:00 PM
Charges the hotel PPV pron to Stanback's room.
OUMallen
9/5/2006, 05:02 PM
...uses condiments when he is requested to pass them at the dinner table.
TheHumanAlphabet
9/5/2006, 05:03 PM
Secretly dates the Notre Dame Leprechan, errr, mascot when he doesn't have coaching duties in Seattle...
sooneron
9/5/2006, 05:04 PM
Employs undocumented workers
sooneron
9/5/2006, 05:05 PM
... really liked Battlefield Earth.
OUMallen
9/5/2006, 05:06 PM
does not have much of a proven track record at any school at which he's coached.
sooneron
9/5/2006, 05:08 PM
... shot Liberty Valance
...prefers to be called "Terry"
sooneron
9/5/2006, 05:15 PM
fakes the throw a lot when paying fetch with his dog!
Landthief 1972
9/5/2006, 05:25 PM
Thinks Bob Barry Sr. is a great PBP announcer.
Readyfor8
9/5/2006, 05:37 PM
... goes to a different Denny's each week so he can get a free meal.
birddog
9/5/2006, 05:51 PM
... carries pepto bismol tablets in his wallet.
Took ND on a ****ty few year span and has left the cupboard bare for Charlie Weis :(
Oh, you guys might not like that one.
Scratches his butt and sniffs it afterwards.
birddog
9/5/2006, 07:20 PM
....has a booger collection under his car seat.
datsRight
9/5/2006, 07:45 PM
Thinks a metronome has a supernatural mystique about it that will make Neuter Lame play better.
Readyfor8
9/5/2006, 08:37 PM
... thought Blue Steel was ok for a look, but Magnum was awesome. (Zoolander Reference)
goingoneight
9/5/2006, 08:49 PM
I can only imagine what the threads will be like when the RRS week rolls around... :D
Ahem, oh... I mean...
... let 'r rip!
Landthief 1972
9/5/2006, 08:50 PM
Thinks Tom Cruise is correct about antidepressants.
greenlighted the production of Battlefield Earth and Gigli.
Readyfor8
9/5/2006, 09:18 PM
... thinks breast feeding in public is ok, as long as she brings enough to share with everyone.
OUstudent4life
9/5/2006, 09:20 PM
...talks to some stupid weather peeps...
During his press conference this morning, coach Tyrone Willingham recited the weather forecast for Norman, Oklahoma this weekend as 95 degree temperatures and 95% humidity. For the Washington football team, that is going to be a bit of a change from the overcast clouds they are used to playing under in the Pacific Northwest.
uhhhh...you keep thinkin' that, coach.
SoonerObsession
9/5/2006, 10:26 PM
...always replies with "that's what your mom said last night", even when it makes no sense.
...complains that due to the steel plate in his head, everytime someone fires up the microwave he craps his pants and can't remember who he is for two weeks.
Readyfor8
9/5/2006, 10:31 PM
... believes in the Tooth Fairy and Santa Clause, but only because home intrusion makes him happy in the pants.
...gets threatening phone calls.
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=2576001
fadada1
9/6/2006, 02:45 PM
...thought ashley simpson did a "bang up" job at the orange bowl.
soonerreign
9/6/2006, 04:52 PM
... prefers to canoodle
OKMAGIC
9/6/2006, 05:04 PM
Spends $300/month on 900 calls to someone named "Tawanda".
msteudem
9/6/2006, 05:10 PM
Refuses to take Aspirin because he won't pick the cotton out of the bottle.
brings a glove to baseball games so he can steal fly balls from five year olds.
The VIIIth
9/6/2006, 08:17 PM
Stole Mack Browns snake oil...
boomrsoonr
9/6/2006, 08:22 PM
Sucks
...stole my bike
http://www.msu.edu/~goupellm/Personal/nintendo/images/punchout_bike.jpg
The Weis Stuff
9/6/2006, 09:29 PM
... thought Brady Quinn was an average QB at an average school with above average tradition... and he was right...
He only offered Quinn a scholarship after another recruit's dad persuaded him to do so, meaning he's almost as skillful an evaluator of talent as you are.
r5TPsooner
9/6/2006, 09:33 PM
Likes to play with bobble heads.
...stole my bike
http://www.msu.edu/~goupellm/Personal/nintendo/images/punchout_bike.jpg
:D
TheUnnamedSooner
9/6/2006, 10:04 PM
bashed the whorns.... on tuesday
goingoneight
9/6/2006, 10:56 PM
...thought ashley simpson did a "bang up" job at the orange bowl.
Thought Oklahoma did a bang-up job at the Orange Bowl... in 2000!!!
..doesn't understand what all this snakes and planes business is all about, and why are people so angry over it?
I
got
nuthin'
Desert Sapper
9/6/2006, 11:07 PM
http://www.freewebs.com/dabochapps/Willingham-SnowDogs.JPG
Tyrone Willingham stars in this extra cheesy and extra awful Snow Dogs remake in which the dogs actually put on football uniforms and perform against top D-1 programs. Its like Air Bud!!! Except the team gets an unmerciful beating every week on end.
I shamelessly stole this from an ASU (http://www.freewebs.com/dabochapps/announcements.htm) site, but I thought it was funny.
Eddie Money
9/7/2006, 03:07 AM
...thinks Nicholas Cage and Jerry Bruckheimer should make more movies together.
...loves the new clock rules, that bastard.
nanimonai
9/7/2006, 03:38 AM
comes to my tailgate and uses the private port-a-potty clearly marked PRIVATE.
Brings a port-a-potty to a tailgate and won't let anyone use it :pop:
BIG_IKE
9/7/2006, 06:35 AM
Did just as good as Charlie "Stay Puff" Weiss in his first year as a Domer.
boomrsoonr
9/7/2006, 07:06 AM
thinks Broke Back Mountain is a movie about a football player.
Skysooner
9/7/2006, 07:38 AM
....thinks the Iditarod is a new kinky game.
RFH Shakes
9/7/2006, 09:16 AM
...cheered when Old Yeller died.
RFH Shakes
9/7/2006, 09:20 AM
...is currently dating Tom Cruise.
boomrsoonr
9/7/2006, 10:01 AM
carries around an Austin Powers penis pump.
BIG_IKE
9/7/2006, 10:07 AM
has wooden breasts with snap-on nipples
stoops the eternal pimp
9/7/2006, 11:38 AM
thinks john blake should get credit for the 2000 national championship
Jason White's Third Knee
9/7/2006, 02:51 PM
...thinks his mustache makes him look like Billy Dee Williams.
soonerreign
9/7/2006, 03:10 PM
... may hate ND as much as Sooners do.
MRNOTDUCKS
9/7/2006, 03:10 PM
... has a subscription to CAT FANCY Magazine.
soonerreign
9/7/2006, 03:18 PM
... has a subscription to CAT FANCY Magazine.
I don't know what scares me more, that there is a CAT FANCY magazine or that you know that it exists.
Octavian
9/7/2006, 03:19 PM
http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/3844/willinghamsnowdogsun7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
edit: ahh...Desert Sapper beat me to it...only a few pages ago ;)
MRNOTDUCKS
9/7/2006, 03:29 PM
I don't know what scares me more, that there is a CAT FANCY magazine or that you know that it exists.
It scares me that you took the time to google CAT FANCY Magazine to determine its existence. :D
CincySooner
9/7/2006, 04:04 PM
... wants to be on "dancing with the stars"............... as a professional dancer.
birddog
9/7/2006, 04:40 PM
...uses his hand to unclog the toilet because he loaned out his plunger.
soonerthanu
9/7/2006, 05:38 PM
is scared of the french
soonerreign
9/7/2006, 06:38 PM
It scares me that you took the time to google CAT FANCY Magazine to determine its existence. :D
I didn't. I assumed you were telling the truth.
birddog
9/7/2006, 07:50 PM
...likes his chicken pink.
...likes the new Facebook features.
Desert Sapper
9/7/2006, 10:43 PM
Isn't half the man that Charlie Weis is...
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2006/03/29/2002898571.jpghttp://www.662mob.com/notredamejersey/charlie_weis.jpg
Literally.
... thinks Don James "basically got what he deserved"
MRNOTDUCKS
9/8/2006, 11:45 AM
... thinks Taco Bell is great Mexican food.
boomrsoonr
9/8/2006, 12:07 PM
thinks Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure includes F'in Hillbillies.
BeetDigger
9/8/2006, 12:42 PM
...solicits input from Rick Nueheisel on game plans and pickem contests.
boomrsoonr
9/8/2006, 01:14 PM
thinks Caddyshack is where he parks his car.
NYaggie
9/8/2006, 01:23 PM
Hates the f'ing rain!!
Duke o Brewery
9/8/2006, 02:27 PM
...has had it with these muthaf*'in' snakes on this muthaf*in' plane!
Readyfor8
9/8/2006, 02:32 PM
... thinks pushing a guy who is using a urinal is funny.
...wonders what came first, the Boomer/Sooner horses or the Washington apples.
Flagstaffsooner
9/8/2006, 03:41 PM
Has squats when he pees been mentioned?
http://img322.imageshack.us/img322/7534/bobbleheadtysj5.jpg
. . . doesn't wash his hands after taking a deuce.
...will lose tomorrow by 17+ points
...farts splooge.
That's baneable right there. I don't care who you are.
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