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Norm In Norman
9/4/2006, 09:52 PM
I made some refried beans tonight, and I think they are trying to kill me. The grease is going through my arteries in big clumps. I can feel it. And the beans have coagulated into an impenetrable barrier that no other food can pass. I can feel that too. If I can keep from puking, I think I'll be a stronger person. Damn they tasted good though.

Btw, to make them I cooked 3 strips of really thin chopped up bacon and onions until the onions were cooked then I threw in a couple of cloves of minced garlic for good measure. Then I added some cooked pinto beans and cooked them for a litle while. Then I mashed it all up and ate it. Best refried beans I've ever had. Well, except for the killing me part.
Frozen Sooner
9/4/2006, 09:54 PM
You sure it's not plague from yesterday?

Like really sure?

Check for swelling on your neck.
sanantoniosooner
9/4/2006, 09:55 PM
Unless you work by yourself, there will be more carnage tomorrow.
StoopTroup
9/4/2006, 09:55 PM
OMgosh...

Call 911.
Norm In Norman
9/4/2006, 10:05 PM
You sure it's not plague from yesterday?

Like really sure?

Check for swelling on your neck.
Holy crap, I didn't think of that. My neck feels fine, but I DO feel a lump in my leg.
sanantoniosooner
9/4/2006, 10:06 PM
Holy crap, I didn't think of that. My neck feels fine, but I DO feel a lump in my leg.
you better get a mammogram
Norm In Norman
9/4/2006, 10:06 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubonic_plague

I can't find the word "lump" or the word "leg" in there anywhere. Do you think I'm safe?
Sooner_Bob
9/4/2006, 10:07 PM
Did you get bit by a rat?
Norm In Norman
9/4/2006, 10:09 PM
Unless you work by yourself, there will be more carnage tomorrow.
I grew up eating pinto beans. They never affect me like that. I generally have a stomach of steel.
Frozen Sooner
9/4/2006, 10:10 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubonic_plague

I can't find the word "lump" or the word "leg" in there anywhere. Do you think I'm safe?

It could be the new super-avian flu. I hear it attacks the legs first.
nmsoonergirl
9/4/2006, 10:11 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubonic_plague

I can't find the word "lump" or the word "leg" in there anywhere. Do you think I'm safe?

Does your lump look like this????? If so, you are decidedly NOT safe

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/dvbid/images/bubo.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/dvbid/plague/diagnosis.htm&h=184&w=278&sz=10&hl=en&start=1&tbnid=mL1gv1q--sxbcM:&tbnh=75&tbnw=114&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbubo%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D
sanantoniosooner
9/4/2006, 10:12 PM
I grew up eating pinto beans. They never affect me like that. I generally have a stomach of steel.
I've always heard that pintos explode with minimal rear contact.
Norm In Norman
9/4/2006, 10:12 PM
Did you get bit by a rat?
Nope.
Norm In Norman
9/4/2006, 10:14 PM
Nope.
That's the first time I've linked to a post that way. That's pretty cool. I guess the FAQ is good for something after all.

And some of you guys must not know about the lump in my leg or something.
Norm In Norman
9/4/2006, 10:22 PM
That's the first time I've linked to a post that way. That's pretty cool. I guess the FAQ is good for something after all.
I hate it when I post some useful piece of knowledge and nobody bothers to respond to it.
sanantoniosooner
9/4/2006, 10:24 PM
What's a FAQ?
hurricane'bone
9/4/2006, 10:48 PM
I hate it when I post some useful piece of knowledge and nobody bothers to respond to it.


Pretty cool..except it opens in the same window and ****es me off.
pb4ou
9/4/2006, 11:27 PM
Does the lump move around when you try to touch it?
:D :eek: :D
RiddlerOK
9/5/2006, 10:49 AM
It crashes with a whimper!
colleyvillesooner
9/5/2006, 10:54 AM
I hate it when I post some useful piece of knowledge and nobody bothers to respond to it.

Cause we all already know how to do that? :D
LoyalFan
9/5/2006, 11:18 PM
Ha! Another gringo bites the dust!
Revenge is sweet.

Cordially,

Zuma (Monty)