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Frozen Sooner
9/3/2006, 07:53 PM
Arrested Development was just so freaking amazing.

"George Michael, why don't you pitch a tent in the front yard with your cousin?"

"I'm not really the outdoorsy type."

"Well, it'll be a chance for George Michael to rub off on you."
Frozen Sooner
9/3/2006, 07:58 PM
STEVE HOLT!
Frozen Sooner
9/3/2006, 08:16 PM
Wow.

I mean, normally, I'm really not in favor of humor at the expense of the mentally challenged, they really wrote that part well.

"So you teach children?"
"I like to think they teach me."
"What, throwing tantrums, eating paste?"
"No, not while I'm there. I'm really good."

"How would you like someone going after some stupid member of YOUR family?"
Frozen Sooner
9/3/2006, 08:21 PM
"I can just taste those meaty leading-man parts in my mouth now."
Frozen Sooner
9/3/2006, 08:21 PM
I'm perfectly OK with being the only person in this thread, by the way.
Sooner_Bob
9/3/2006, 08:22 PM
:les: I'll bet you are . . . I'll bet you are.
Frozen Sooner
9/3/2006, 08:26 PM
"Why should you go to jail for a crime someone else noticed?"
Frozen Sooner
9/3/2006, 08:32 PM
"I'll get you your 64-oz cola to wash down your basket of donuts.."
BoogercountySooner
9/3/2006, 08:35 PM
"I can just taste those meaty leading-man parts in my mouth now."

Mike Rich said something Ghey!:D
Okla-homey
9/3/2006, 08:37 PM
Don't you have some lowering of rates on interest bearing accounts to busy yourself with?
Frozen Sooner
9/3/2006, 08:38 PM
Nah, I don't do that anymore.

And I never did on Sundays anyhow.

When I get back to work on Tuesday, I'll be working on making sure people only buy insurance that doesn't cover them for anything.
Beano's Fourth Chin
9/3/2006, 08:38 PM
Do not jack with an AD quotes thread.

Don't do it.
Beano's Fourth Chin
9/3/2006, 08:39 PM
I love chachi and fonzie both being lawyers on the show.

Bob Loblaw... Outstanding character name.
Frozen Sooner
9/3/2006, 08:39 PM
"No, he was just analraping me until Michael stopped us so he could shred the evidence."
tbl
9/3/2006, 08:40 PM
Her?
Frozen Sooner
9/3/2006, 09:03 PM
"My coach gave me these. They're pills filled with oxygen. Oxycontin or something."
Frozen Sooner
9/3/2006, 09:37 PM
"Too many lives have been ruined because some cheap waitress at a HoJo said she used an IUD."

"It was a STUCKEYS!"

"But I believed you!"
Frozen Sooner
9/3/2006, 09:56 PM
"Keep fighting little guy. When we get enough funding, we'll live in a galaxy where TBA is a thing of the past."
Frozen Sooner
9/3/2006, 10:01 PM
"C'mon, don't leave your uncle T-bag hanging."

"I'm not going to the gala with mother. Only losers go to those kinds of things with their parents. I'm taking my son."
Frozen Sooner
9/3/2006, 10:59 PM
"I call it hot ham water."
Frozen Sooner
9/3/2006, 11:31 PM
William Hung and the Hung Jury.

:D
Frozen Sooner
9/3/2006, 11:33 PM
I just want to satisfy you.

You're always thinking of others.

Yeah, that didn't work either.
Frozen Sooner
9/4/2006, 12:15 AM
"You have got the wrong guy. The real Saddam have scar on his head. I am no scar. Dot com."
SoonerAtKU
9/4/2006, 12:53 AM
"Take this and love us again, Michael."
SoonerAtKU
9/4/2006, 12:55 AM
I don't know which I prefer:

"Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb!"

or

Bob Loblaw's Law Blog