The Official After Game Blame Thread!! [Archive]

Gandalf_The_Grey

9/2/2006, 09:37 PM

I believe D.J. Wolfe, Cam's wife, the D-Line, and recievers will get most of it. Paul will get it from some people. And A.D. will even get a little for dancing too much ;) Let's please make vast generalizations in this thread without any thought. Like taking into context that the option may have been the reason D.J. was biting so hard on the what 3 completed passes. The D-Line was being too aggressive in the first game(imagine being excited to play), and the recievers just getting general rust off or just big play just happening to occur while Cam's wife is out of the room. But take none of that into account and remember....what is important now..is that someone gets blamed!!

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Cam

9/2/2006, 09:38 PM

I blame my wife, but that's a totally different problem. :D

Gandalf_The_Grey

9/2/2006, 09:42 PM

There I added it ;)

Soonerus

9/2/2006, 09:44 PM

Why blame??? we won !!!!

toast

9/2/2006, 09:44 PM

I still blame the refs in Lubbock. ;)

Sooner_Bob

9/2/2006, 09:46 PM

Good thing we didn't play Montana State.

daMentor

9/2/2006, 09:46 PM

Why blame??? we won !!!!
Exactly, a WIN is a WIN is a WIN is a WIN....

Sure, it wasn't pretty, but we won. 1-0 Game over.

r5TPsooner

9/2/2006, 09:47 PM

I see no reason to blame anyone. There is plenty of room for improvement in our secondary and wrapping folks up on D. I thought the offense did quite quite well despite the TO's. Take away the TO's and a few untimely dropped passed (in the end zone for sure) and this game is at least a 17 point OU win going away.

jkm, the stolen pifwafwi

9/2/2006, 09:47 PM

i blame thulin. after he referred to paul as charles thompson he didn't look so hot...

David Earl

9/2/2006, 09:49 PM

YOUR FACE BLAMES PEOPLE ABOUT THINGS!

I got nothing...

Gandalf_The_Grey

9/2/2006, 09:49 PM

Why blame??? we won !!!!

It's just nice to TRY to keep all of the whining and complaining in one place instead of 285 threads starting, plus if it is in one place, I can ignore it easier without sifting through rubbage ;)

nanimonai

9/2/2006, 09:50 PM

I think we need to tear down the all the recent stadium construstion.

DrZaius

9/2/2006, 09:50 PM

I blame everyone except for the guy that screened that lady on the sideline. That was a brutal hit but dam funny.

Gandalf_The_Grey

9/2/2006, 09:51 PM

i blame thulin. after he referred to paul as charles thompson he didn't look so hot...

To be fair if someone accidently calls me a crack head disgrace..I would be a little down too! :(

tbl

9/2/2006, 09:51 PM

I....blame.... YOU!

Soonerus

9/2/2006, 09:52 PM

Poor lady on the sideline...right in the face......

Sooner_Bob

9/2/2006, 09:53 PM

Good thing we didn't play Montana State.

This was a joke people . . . :pop: :twinkies:

toast

9/2/2006, 09:53 PM

and we mustn't forget NickZepp.

Gandalf_The_Grey

9/2/2006, 09:54 PM

The best part was the announcer making a joke about it, then realizing he was talentless assclown and was going to get into trouble!

Frozen Sooner

9/2/2006, 09:54 PM

Chuck Long is just way too conservative and tries to make our offense do things it can't do.

Gandalf_The_Grey

9/2/2006, 09:54 PM

Remember when Dan Hawkins called his Offense the "Score Touchdowns offense" ehhehehheehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehe heheheheheheeehhehehehehehehehehehheheheheh

Joe

9/2/2006, 09:54 PM

I blame Kay Electric (the ****tiest electric company evar) for making me miss 1 quarter.

OUinFLA

9/2/2006, 09:56 PM

Ok, blame me too.
I realized that everytime UAB scored I was wearing my Sooner Cap that I had worn during the "game of which we dont speak". After I took it off, we played better.
My bad.

KC//CRIMSON

9/2/2006, 09:57 PM

I blame Adrian Peterson, Reggie Smith, and Joe John Finley for this win!

I hope they all turn pro!:mad:

Gandalf_The_Grey

9/2/2006, 09:57 PM

Ok, blame me too.
I realized that everytime UAB scored I was wearing my Sooner Cap that I had worn during the "game of which we dont speak". After I took it off, we played better.
My bad.

Well Well...you get to be the board ******* for a week then!

Gandalf_The_Grey

9/2/2006, 09:58 PM

I blame Adrian Peterson, Reggie Smith, and Joe John Finley for this win!

I hope they all turn pro!:mad:

Adrian Peterson getting that holding call was the final straw...if Patrick doesn't start and get every snap next week...i give up!!

Soonerus

9/2/2006, 09:59 PM

Chuck Long is just way too conservative and tries to make our offense do things it can't do.

I refuse to state the obvious...

mildpussy

9/2/2006, 10:00 PM

The AP (***. Press - not AD) is casting dispersions on PT.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/football/ncaa/recaps/2006/09/02/34948_recap.html

I lay the fault at the groin of Craig Sager and the 80lb dumbbell

OUinFLA

9/2/2006, 10:02 PM

Well Well...you get to be the board ******* for a week then!

so? what's new?
:D
just cause no one is owning up to wearing their worn out OU underwear or something.l

nanimonai

9/2/2006, 10:04 PM

Adrian Peterson getting that holding call was the final straw...if Patrick doesn't start and get every snap next week...i give up!!

That AD kid is a ball hog. Let someone else carry 3 players 50 yards down the sidelines once in a while for crying out loud!

Gandalf_The_Grey

9/2/2006, 10:05 PM

Can Bob Stoops cut AD or does he just have to quit!

BudSooner

9/2/2006, 10:07 PM

I accept total blame, I just couldn't hit the hole....sorry guys.

But there will be somebody to help mop up the mess later.

TMcGee86

9/2/2006, 10:10 PM

I blame Brett Romar.

He has obviously not shown enough in practice if he couldn't get in today at all.

SoonerJason

9/2/2006, 10:10 PM

I blame Bomar for everything...

If PT gets the passes down and we're good.

Frozen Sooner

9/2/2006, 10:11 PM

I refuse to state the obvious...

See, the joke being that Chuck Long isn't here.

ruf/nekdad

9/2/2006, 10:14 PM

I refuse to state the obvious...

Makes me dizzy just thinking about it.

OUinFLA

9/2/2006, 10:18 PM

don't we need to blame the n00bs?

Gandalf_The_Grey

9/2/2006, 10:19 PM

Makes me dizzy just thinking about it.

A true ruf/nekdad would know that the pledges are to blame ;)

Soonerus

9/2/2006, 10:20 PM

See, the joke being that Chuck Long isn't here.

nice try...

Gandalf_The_Grey

9/2/2006, 10:20 PM

don't we need to blame the n00bs?

I blamed you didn't I ;)

OUinFLA

9/2/2006, 10:21 PM

no man, I mean the real n00bs, you know those with less than 4345 posts.
:D

Frozen Sooner

9/2/2006, 10:23 PM

nice try...

No, really. Trust me. I'm well aware that Chuck Long is the head coach of my father's alma mater.

Just because you don't get the joke don't try to lay it off on me.

ruf/nekdad

9/2/2006, 10:30 PM

A true ruf/nekdad would know that the pledges are to blame ;)

My bad. Your absolutely correct.

ruf/nekdad

9/2/2006, 10:39 PM

See, the joke being that Chuck Long isn't here.

He's not in Anchorage?

Frozen Sooner

9/2/2006, 10:40 PM

He's not in Anchorage?
Heh. Actually, after that game Thursday, he might be hanging out around up here somewhere.

Nope, he's not under the sofa...

Gandalf_The_Grey

9/2/2006, 10:46 PM

Speaking of Anchorage....where is Frozen Sooner at..I haven't seen him in forever

Frozen Sooner

9/2/2006, 10:48 PM

He's probably to blame for the game today, wherever he is. If I see him, I'm going to fight him.

ruf/nekdad

9/2/2006, 10:49 PM

Man, I have missed the sly humor on this site.
Ain't football season grand.

SCOUT

9/2/2006, 10:50 PM

OUinFLA

9/2/2006, 10:52 PM

This thread is stupid. You could blame the blocking, the play calling, special teams, penalties, Paul Thompson, AD, Rufus, and so on. You would all be wrong. The reason we did not play up to par tonight is because of the uniforms. Without the names on the back, our players became confused about responsibilities. Sure, we worked most of them out in the second half, but it was obvious our players didn't know which player was which for most of the game.

In case you are dense ;)

Im more concerned about the lack of names for that game where it is a blowout and our real scrubs (who have to wear a used number) actually get to play, do well, and then someone else gets the credit. Bring back the names!

Al Gore

9/2/2006, 10:55 PM

Blame it those bastards that removed Pluto......

tanjou

9/2/2006, 10:58 PM

:confused:

Or you could just blame UAB for being quite a bit better than anyone gave them credit for.

Al Gore

9/2/2006, 11:00 PM

Oh....and Mrs wore those damn thongs.....I told her to take them off!!!!!

Soonerus

9/2/2006, 11:05 PM

No, really. Trust me. I'm well aware that Chuck Long is the head coach of my father's alma mater.

Just because you don't get the joke don't try to lay it off on me.

OK, you're joke was so damn funny my gut-bustung laughing is about to send me to the ER along side UAB's team doctor....

OUTromBoNado

9/2/2006, 11:09 PM

I blame Calvin Simpson.

OU Adonis

9/2/2006, 11:09 PM

I blame big red sports and imports :D

Gandalf_The_Grey

9/2/2006, 11:13 PM

:confused:

Or you could just blame UAB for being quite a bit better than anyone gave them credit for.

sarcasm meter broke? Wanna borrow LAS's ;)

BillyBall

9/2/2006, 11:13 PM

At the end of the day, the only reason we didn't score 50 was the faulf of karl rove......

Frozen Sooner

9/2/2006, 11:14 PM

sarcasm meter broke? Wanna borrow LAS's ;)

If he's quick, he can probably go halfsies with Soonerus.

Flagstaffsooner

9/2/2006, 11:15 PM

Gaylon Hall and that all too predictable wishbone offense needs to be scrapped.

UberSooner

9/2/2006, 11:16 PM

I blame Arizona. Them and damn filthy coinage lured our D heart to the desert. We called the D game scared until the middle of the third quarter. Look, against all but maybe 10 teams, we don't have to blitz every other down. Just let those freaks read and react and we will shut most people down.

Our O was about what I expected. AD is poetry when he gets his carries and PT will be fine if he doesn't have to press. Overall we got outcoached. I love Stoops but we're losing too many coaching battles because we play like we don't match up in talent depth. Just chill and let these ubertalented mofo's play like God intended them to. BOOMER!

SCOUT

9/2/2006, 11:18 PM

It could be that damn grass. When are they going to learn that turf and a 12 foot crown are the key to success?

ruf/nekdad

9/2/2006, 11:19 PM

I blame Calvin Simpson.

Isn't he Homer's dad?

Soonerus

9/2/2006, 11:20 PM

I refuse to state the obvious...

OK, in slow motion, this means I am not biting on you're lame attempt at humor...get it ???

Frozen Sooner

9/2/2006, 11:21 PM

Nice try.

Except that every one of your posts indicated that you thought that I really thought Chuck Long was still the OC.

Soonerus

9/2/2006, 11:22 PM

Nice try.

Thank you, mockery is the highest form of flatery...

Frozen Sooner

9/2/2006, 11:23 PM

You must feel pretty flattered most of the time.

SCOUT

9/2/2006, 11:24 PM

I saw the slow motion replay and I am siding with Froz/Mike Rich. Whatever that is worth.

Soonerus

9/2/2006, 11:24 PM

Nice try.

Except that every one of your posts indicated that you thought that I really thought Chuck Long was still the OC.

Who really cares, I am just F'ing with you....