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Viking Kitten
8/31/2006, 02:08 PM
Woe, man.

Whoaaaaaaa man.

skycat
8/31/2006, 02:10 PM
VK is Bill Cosby?




I guess it makes sense.

Pricetag
8/31/2006, 02:10 PM
Nah, Mike Myers.

BlondeSoonerGirl
8/31/2006, 02:10 PM
Rose!

Jailbird!

Happy in her cage...

No longer full of rage...

She roosts.

SteelPanz
8/31/2006, 02:12 PM
oh man, this is great. i love that.

something like

"she was a beat, you gotta believe, she stole my heart and my cat!"

BlondeSoonerGirl
8/31/2006, 02:13 PM
Evidently, I have a pickle up my a$$.

Viking Kitten
8/31/2006, 02:13 PM
Unknow...ing.
Untrust...ing.

Unlove...ed.

Viking Kitten
8/31/2006, 02:16 PM
VK is Bill Cosby?




I guess it makes sense.

I'm a hard-hearted harbinger of haggis.

BlondeSoonerGirl
8/31/2006, 02:16 PM
Josie and those hot *****cats...

They make me horny

Saturday morny...

Viking Kitten
8/31/2006, 02:26 PM
"He wants you back," he screamed into the night air like a firefighter going to a window that has no fire... except the passion of his heart.

I am lonely.

It's really hard.

This poem... sucks.

Beano's Fourth Chin
8/31/2006, 02:28 PM
:MAD:

BlondeSoonerGirl
8/31/2006, 02:29 PM
Girls of cartoons

Won't leave me in ruins...

I want to be Betty's Barney.

Hey, Jane, get me off this crazy thing...

... called love.

Howzit
8/31/2006, 02:30 PM
[Kim Jong Il]

I am ronry.

It's rearry hard.

This poem... sucks.[/Kim Jong Il]

Viking Kitten
8/31/2006, 02:30 PM
:MAD:

:twinkies:

bri
8/31/2006, 02:44 PM
I'm afraid VK will k...leave me.

BlondeSoonerGirl
8/31/2006, 02:45 PM
Away you go with your mother...

Why don't you try one of her bras on, wee girl?

Flaunt away, you fairy!

Czar Soonerov
8/31/2006, 02:48 PM
HARD HEARTED HARBINGER OF HAGGUS.

IB4OU2
8/31/2006, 02:49 PM
:les: You girls hush-up and finish up those dishes!

proud gonzo
8/31/2006, 02:50 PM
wtf

frankensooner
8/31/2006, 02:57 PM
My wife and I went to see that movie on our first "blind" date.

Blue
8/31/2006, 02:57 PM
Look at the size of that kids melon. It's huuuuge!

http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/9261/picture038250x1882nn.jpg

BlondeSoonerGirl
8/31/2006, 03:00 PM
Because he puts addictive chemicals in his chicken making you crave it fortnightly, smart-a$$!

BoogercountySooner
8/31/2006, 03:04 PM
Clothes on=Woman
Clothes Off=WOOOO MANNNN!:D :D

proud gonzo
8/31/2006, 03:29 PM
are you all on acid?

slickdawg
8/31/2006, 03:33 PM
woman: Def Leppard



whoops, wrong thread.

BlondeSoonerGirl
8/31/2006, 03:43 PM
Look at what I've bought myself - a Juice Tiger.

A Juice Tiger?

Yes, I juice everything now.

I'm on a new diet. I'm on a Weekly World News Garth Brooks Juice Diet.

Beano's Fourth Chin
8/31/2006, 04:03 PM
http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/2382/leshateia7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)SUMUNA BRITCHES I HATE THIS THREADsss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BlondeSoonerGirl
8/31/2006, 04:05 PM
Heh. :D



Head! Paper! Now!

Move that melon of yours if you can. Hauling that gargantuan cranium about.

No kidding. His head's like Sputnik.

Spherical, but pointy in parts.

Mjcpr
8/31/2006, 04:10 PM
I have no idea what this thread is about, so Hook 'Em!!

http://img336.imageshack.us/img336/9271/hookemjb9.jpg

sooneron
8/31/2006, 04:10 PM
He'll be cryin himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillah!

Viking Kitten
8/31/2006, 04:18 PM
http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/2382/leshateia7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)SUMUNA BRITCHES I HATE THIS THREADsss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VIKING KITTOWNED!!!!11
And it's totally going in my diary because this just does not happen very often.

BlondeSoonerGirl
8/31/2006, 04:18 PM
Give us a kiss, Tony and cheer me up. Good night.

Wow, you've turned into a sexy wee bastard. You know that?

Thanks, Mrs. MacKenzie.

Beano's Fourth Chin
8/31/2006, 04:20 PM
VIKING KITTOWNED!!!!11
And it's totally going in my diary because this just does not happen very often.

All the women, please stop having crushes on me!!!

BlondeSoonerGirl
8/31/2006, 04:22 PM
:les: IT'S THE LIPS, YOU WANKER!!!

proud gonzo
8/31/2006, 04:22 PM
All the women, please stop having crushes on me!!!
you just made pat cry

Howzit
8/31/2006, 04:23 PM
All the women, please stop having crushes on me!!!

I couldn't help but notice you have begun to qualify this edict. Punkin.

BeetDigger
8/31/2006, 05:26 PM
I couldn't help but notice you have begun to qualify this edict. Punkin.


Only because of the thread title.